Your Showering/Cleaning Habits?

[niceandthick]

Question: What is your showering/cleaning ritual to make sure you are "fresh" down there?

 

When I am getting a massage, I always make sure that I am freshly showered. If I am not coming directly from home, I will ask if a shower is available. On a hot day, I may take a quick rinse beforehand even if I had showered just before leaving home.

 

When I am giving a massage (I tend to give a few a week), I always request that they are freshly showered...or tell them that they can shower at my place. I get turned off when I get a whiff of "swamp ass". It's that sweaty, musty smell that germinates between the buns...even when we are just relaxing. I am sure that some love the smell...but I don't. I am sure that professional masseurs run into this all of the time.

 

I just finished giving a massage to a beautiful 20yo guy that's just home from college for the summer. 6'2, nicely built and the most beautiful bubble ass popped up on my table. He only lives 5mins away and said that he was freshly showered. As I am working my way up his thick/solid thighs, I spread his legs a bit so that I can get "in there". Puff...like a mushroom cloud, I get a whiff of swamp ass. LOL. Ugh, Ruined it for me.

 

In my younger days, I could have pushed through. My tongue might have been right in there feasting on those globes. He was agreeable to play, but I couldn't work through it.

[Bluefin]

When booking I always build in enough time to shower just before I head over to the provider. When I get there I let them know I just showered but offer to rinse off if they’d like me to.

[+ EVdude]

Question: What is your showering/cleaning ritual to make sure you are "fresh" down there?

GREAT question!! I myself deal with this often. I’m not a planner. My favorite feature on all massage sites is “Available Now”. That said, I’m conscious of the potential for “swamp ass”. I belong to NYSC, that McDonalds of sorts clubs in NYC, and attempt to shower just before when possible. But alas, not always convenient. So, as you are a massage giver, though don’t if you do it for a fee or not, I’m presuming you’d rather not get my business than having to try duking out ripe butt, correct? Curious to know your feeling.

[bendable2019]

This is an important issue and thanks for highlighting the swamp ass issue, which for me is a total turn off. The main reason why we shower before a massage or before massaging someone is to ensure we are sexcitingly palatable for engagement. The musty smell and bodily residues on hole and pubic regions need to go before a massage. A masseur needs fresh meat; not a month old carcass ... people wipe wipe wipe before you get swiped... ??

[Ajac]

I would never arrive for an appointment without doing a deep cleaning back there. Even when the expectations is of a legit massage I am a boy scout at heart adhering to the moto always be prepared. That being said, maybe as in the case of your 20 year old you could have some wipes available or a warm towel and do a bit of spring cleaning. With a zip lock bag handy to make sure there is no lingering aroma. I have had a warm toweling on my feet before a masseur massaged them. Even when I know they have been thoroughly scrubbed. It really isn't your duty to deal with a clients hygiene but why not be prepared for that eventuality. Now that I have said that don't get me wrong I am just talking about musty swampy if it is more than that it is beyond rude of a client.

[relax man]

I never get a massage without a thorough deep clean down south first. I have no intention of bottoming, but this way I’m sure not to offend no matter what happens.

[Kody S]

Great topic and important for both client and masseur. I would never repeat never show up to receive a massage without being sure I was as clean all over as possible. I always respect masseurs who are both very clean and fresh and who ask the same of clients. My trust level goes way up when things are clean and that includes the apartment or massage space, the table and sheets, and clothing.

 

Recently I had a horrendous experience with a masseur who smelled like he hadn’t had a bath in weeks and I couldn’t get through the experience. Had to leave.

 

And while we are on the topic, maybe I’m by myself in this, but music choices are very important to me. I can’t enjoy the massage if I’m forced to listen to soundtracks from war movies (which has happened), Lawrence Welk polka music (which has happened), and bombastic classical symphonic music (which has happened). As a classically musician, I get so wrapped up in the music that I can’t enjoy the massage. I do ask if we can change the music, but then often it makes so little difference to the masseur that they don’t have any other ready choices.

[LivingnLA]

I never did anything erotic with clients, but in my time I was very used to working on sweaty bodies from years of working with athletes, especially when they were in the middle of a meet, game, etc. Sweat and funk are just part of being human. If it was relaxation session and they didn't shower for some reason, I always had hot towels and various body cleansers. It would become the start of the session to get them into the proper frame of mind for the work ahead. I would also do my best to make sure I was always squeaky clean because I didn't want my body odor to distract my client from their me time.

Edited May 24, 2019 by LivingnLA

[+ bashful]

Whether an escort, or masseur, before meeting, or leaving to meet, thoroughly shower, extra time in crotch area and ass, going in the hole with my finger at least up to the first joint with the soapy water, then use the handheld shower head to rinse. I also take an Imodium before meeting.

 

Unfortunately, very early in my hiring experience, when going to meet an escort for the second or third time, despite the Imodium, I farted in the car on the long drive there. Of all times, when we got in bed, he unexpectedly said he wanted to play with my ass. I had to tell him about farting.

[Monarchy79]

Question: What is your showering/cleaning ritual to make sure you are "fresh" down there?

 

When I am getting a massage, I always make sure that I am freshly showered. If I am not coming directly from home, I will ask if a shower is available. On a hot day, I may take a quick rinse beforehand even if I had showered just before leaving home.

 

When I am giving a massage (I tend to give a few a week), I always request that they are freshly showered...or tell them that they can shower at my place. I get turned off when I get a whiff of "swamp ass". It's that sweaty, musty smell that germinates between the buns...even when we are just relaxing. I am sure that some love the smell...but I don't. I am sure that professional masseurs run into this all of the time.

 

I just finished giving a massage to a beautiful 20yo guy that's just home from college for the summer. 6'2, nicely built and the most beautiful bubble ass popped up on my table. He only lives 5mins away and said that he was freshly showered. As I am working my way up his thick/solid thighs, I spread his legs a bit so that I can get "in there". Puff...like a mushroom cloud, I get a whiff of swamp ass. LOL. Ugh, Ruined it for me.

 

In my younger days, I could have pushed through. My tongue might have been right in there feasting on those globes. He was agreeable to play, but I couldn't work through it.

 

 

 

Great Discussion Topic!!!

 

My pre-massage shower routine is as follows:

If I have an appointment after work:

1.) gym workout

2.) pre-sauna shower

3.) steam/sauna

4.) thorough shower, which consists of

A. First round with soap (like an Irish spring, safeguard, etc.)

B. Second round is the body scrub in the shower dispensers and my shower gel

The whole routine leaves no area untouched... face, behind the ears, arms, legs, chest, shoulders, torso, back, in between the toes, and of course extra attention to the nether-regions... to add on.. these are two musts for me

1.) a washcloth... soaping up a washcloth really helps remove dead skin cells and build suds, nothing like it.... and 2.) an inch of a soapy finger up the butt... yes, I make sure there’s absolutely no residue of anything back there.

 

From this routine of squeaky cleanliness and scrubbing, it has been always a bonus for YMMV with getting massages (even in places that’s strictly professional and “therapeutic”, and even my personal life .... people will lick every nook and cranny of your body, when they realize that you are impeccably groomed and clean....

and because so many guys are lacking in the hygiene department, masseurs are usually pleasantly relieved, when they massage those buns, spread them cheeks and there’s nothing but freshness... ?

[Monarchy79]

Question: What is your showering/cleaning ritual to make sure you are "fresh" down there?

 

When I am getting a massage, I always make sure that I am freshly showered. If I am not coming directly from home, I will ask if a shower is available. On a hot day, I may take a quick rinse beforehand even if I had showered just before leaving home.

 

When I am giving a massage (I tend to give a few a week), I always request that they are freshly showered...or tell them that they can shower at my place. I get turned off when I get a whiff of "swamp ass". It's that sweaty, musty smell that germinates between the buns...even when we are just relaxing. I am sure that some love the smell...but I don't. I am sure that professional masseurs run into this all of the time.

 

I just finished giving a massage to a beautiful 20yo guy that's just home from college for the summer. 6'2, nicely built and the most beautiful bubble ass popped up on my table. He only lives 5mins away and said that he was freshly showered. As I am working my way up his thick/solid thighs, I spread his legs a bit so that I can get "in there". Puff...like a mushroom cloud, I get a whiff of swamp ass. LOL. Ugh, Ruined it for me.

 

In my younger days, I could have pushed through. My tongue might have been right in there feasting on those globes. He was agreeable to play, but I couldn't work through it.

 

 

 

Great Discussion Topic!!!

 

My pre-massage shower routine is as follows:

If I have an appointment after work:

1.) gym workout

2.) pre-sauna shower

3.) steam/sauna

4.) thorough shower, which consists of

A. First round with soap (like an Irish spring, safeguard, etc.)

B. Second round is the body scrub in the shower dispensers and my shower gel

The whole routine leaves no area untouched... face, behind the ears, arms, legs, chest, shoulders, torso, back, in between the toes, and of course extra attention to the nether-regions... to add on.. these are two musts for me

1.) a washcloth... soaping up a washcloth really helps remove dead skin cells and build suds, nothing like it.... and 2.) an inch of a soapy finger up the butt... yes, I make sure there’s absolutely no residue of anything back there.

 

From this routine of squeaky cleanliness and scrubbing, it has been always a bonus for YMMV with getting massages (even in places that’s strictly professional and “therapeutic”, and even my personal life .... people will lick every nook and cranny of your body, when they realize that you are impeccably groomed and clean....

and because so many guys are lacking in the hygiene department, masseurs are usually pleasantly relieved, when they massage those buns, spread them cheeks and there’s nothing but freshness... ?

[Monarchy79]

Question: What is your showering/cleaning ritual to make sure you are "fresh" down there?

 

When I am getting a massage, I always make sure that I am freshly showered. If I am not coming directly from home, I will ask if a shower is available. On a hot day, I may take a quick rinse beforehand even if I had showered just before leaving home.

 

When I am giving a massage (I tend to give a few a week), I always request that they are freshly showered...or tell them that they can shower at my place. I get turned off when I get a whiff of "swamp ass". It's that sweaty, musty smell that germinates between the buns...even when we are just relaxing. I am sure that some love the smell...but I don't. I am sure that professional masseurs run into this all of the time.

 

I just finished giving a massage to a beautiful 20yo guy that's just home from college for the summer. 6'2, nicely built and the most beautiful bubble ass popped up on my table. He only lives 5mins away and said that he was freshly showered. As I am working my way up his thick/solid thighs, I spread his legs a bit so that I can get "in there". Puff...like a mushroom cloud, I get a whiff of swamp ass. LOL. Ugh, Ruined it for me.

 

In my younger days, I could have pushed through. My tongue might have been right in there feasting on those globes. He was agreeable to play, but I couldn't work through it.

 

 

I’ll also add that that young guy was probably never taught proper thorough hygiene habits. Many men aren’t, both straight and gay, and it affects their sex lives and they don’t even realize it.

[Monarchy79]

Question: What is your showering/cleaning ritual to make sure you are "fresh" down there?

 

When I am getting a massage, I always make sure that I am freshly showered. If I am not coming directly from home, I will ask if a shower is available. On a hot day, I may take a quick rinse beforehand even if I had showered just before leaving home.

 

When I am giving a massage (I tend to give a few a week), I always request that they are freshly showered...or tell them that they can shower at my place. I get turned off when I get a whiff of "swamp ass". It's that sweaty, musty smell that germinates between the buns...even when we are just relaxing. I am sure that some love the smell...but I don't. I am sure that professional masseurs run into this all of the time.

 

I just finished giving a massage to a beautiful 20yo guy that's just home from college for the summer. 6'2, nicely built and the most beautiful bubble ass popped up on my table. He only lives 5mins away and said that he was freshly showered. As I am working my way up his thick/solid thighs, I spread his legs a bit so that I can get "in there". Puff...like a mushroom cloud, I get a whiff of swamp ass. LOL. Ugh, Ruined it for me.

 

In my younger days, I could have pushed through. My tongue might have been right in there feasting on those globes. He was agreeable to play, but I couldn't work through it.

 

 

I’ll also add that that young guy was probably never taught proper thorough hygiene habits. Many men aren’t, both straight and gay, and it affects their sex lives and they don’t even realize it.

[Redwine56]

Great Discussion Topic!!!

 

My pre-massage shower routine is as follows:

If I have an appointment after work:

1.) gym workout

2.) pre-sauna shower

3.) steam/sauna

4.) thorough shower, which consists of

A. First round with soap (like an Irish spring, safeguard, etc.)

B. Second round is the body scrub in the shower dispensers and my shower gel

The whole routine leaves no area untouched... face, behind the ears, arms, legs, chest, shoulders, torso, back, in between the toes, and of course extra attention to the nether-regions... to add on.. these are two musts for me

1.) a washcloth... soaping up a washcloth really helps remove dead skin cells and build suds, nothing like it.... and 2.) an inch of a soapy finger up the butt... yes, I make sure there’s absolutely no residue of anything back there.

 

From this routine of squeaky cleanliness and scrubbing, it has been always a bonus for YMMV with getting massages (even in places that’s strictly professional and “therapeutic”, and even my personal life .... people will lick every nook and cranny of your body, when they realize that you are impeccably groomed and clean....

and because so many guys are lacking in the hygiene department, masseurs are usually pleasantly relieved, when they massage those buns, spread them cheeks and there’s nothing but freshness... ?

When you present yourself "fresh as a daisy", you are irresistible and you never know where it could lead.

[Redwine56]

Great Discussion Topic!!!

 

My pre-massage shower routine is as follows:

If I have an appointment after work:

1.) gym workout

2.) pre-sauna shower

3.) steam/sauna

4.) thorough shower, which consists of

A. First round with soap (like an Irish spring, safeguard, etc.)

B. Second round is the body scrub in the shower dispensers and my shower gel

The whole routine leaves no area untouched... face, behind the ears, arms, legs, chest, shoulders, torso, back, in between the toes, and of course extra attention to the nether-regions... to add on.. these are two musts for me

1.) a washcloth... soaping up a washcloth really helps remove dead skin cells and build suds, nothing like it.... and 2.) an inch of a soapy finger up the butt... yes, I make sure there’s absolutely no residue of anything back there.

 

From this routine of squeaky cleanliness and scrubbing, it has been always a bonus for YMMV with getting massages (even in places that’s strictly professional and “therapeutic”, and even my personal life .... people will lick every nook and cranny of your body, when they realize that you are impeccably groomed and clean....

and because so many guys are lacking in the hygiene department, masseurs are usually pleasantly relieved, when they massage those buns, spread them cheeks and there’s nothing but freshness... ?

When you present yourself "fresh as a daisy", you are irresistible and you never know where it could lead.

[Dmitri]

I had a bad experience that taught me the importance of showering and cleaning "down there" before a massage session once. I was in a hurry for a massage session and hurried and did not shower "down there." The masseur and myself had hot chemistry, and before I knew it we were hot and horny and getting into it. We were standing up against a wall in his massage room, and his hands were all over me. Before I could stop him, he moved REAL quick and was just ready to finger my ass, when he exclaimed as his finger reached my hole, excited "Ooh! You oiled yourself up for me...hot!!" I quickly pushed his hand away in horror. We continued and I told him I was not into ass play, and the rest of the session went well. But lesson learned! ALWAYS shower before a massage session, since you never know where it will lead, and you want to be fresh! I now shower even if I am in a rush after that experience.

Edited May 24, 2019 by Dmitri

[Dmitri]

I had a bad experience that taught me the importance of showering and cleaning "down there" before a massage session once. I was in a hurry for a massage session and hurried and did not shower "down there." The masseur and myself had hot chemistry, and before I knew it we were hot and horny and getting into it. We were standing up against a wall in his massage room, and his hands were all over me. Before I could stop him, he moved REAL quick and was just ready to finger my ass, when he exclaimed as his finger reached my hole, excited "Ooh! You oiled yourself up for me...hot!!" I quickly pushed his hand away in horror. We continued and I told him I was not into ass play, and the rest of the session went well. But lesson learned! ALWAYS shower before a massage session, since you never know where it will lead, and you want to be fresh! I now shower even if I am in a rush after that experience.

Edited May 24, 2019 by Dmitri

[+ EVdude]

Then there’s my purely legit go-to masseur who always starts with hot towels and gives the nether regions a good wipe even though he never again travels there again. Very nice touch.

[+ EVdude]

Then there’s my purely legit go-to masseur who always starts with hot towels and gives the nether regions a good wipe even though he never again travels there again. Very nice touch.

[niceandthick]

Wow! Great responses...

 

... So, as you are a massage giver, though don’t if you do it for a fee or not,...

 

I don't charge a fee when giving massages. I learned a couple years ago that the same hotties that would reject me on Grindr, instead are eager to come to me, get naked and get on my massage table. Best $200 investment ever!

 

 

.... you could have some wipes available or a warm towel and do a bit of spring cleaning. With a zip lock bag handy to make sure there is no lingering aroma...

 

Great Idea! Thanks,

 

 

.... And while we are on the topic, maybe I’m by myself in this, but music choices are very important to me. ....

 

I play the smooth jazz channel on cable tv. Nice music and gives a nice little bit of ambient light in the room. I have only had one guy comment about the music. That was because he was a jazz musician and was distracted...because he mentally was playing along with the music.

 

 

I’ll also add that that young guy was probably never taught proper thorough hygiene habits. Many men aren’t, both straight and gay, and it affects their sex lives and they don’t even realize it.

 

Yeah. He is only 20, a college student, and this was his first massage experience. Maybe if I had been prepared with wipes, this would have been a good teaching moment for him on his first experience.

[niceandthick]

Wow! Great responses...

 

... So, as you are a massage giver, though don’t if you do it for a fee or not,...

 

I don't charge a fee when giving massages. I learned a couple years ago that the same hotties that would reject me on Grindr, instead are eager to come to me, get naked and get on my massage table. Best $200 investment ever!

 

 

.... you could have some wipes available or a warm towel and do a bit of spring cleaning. With a zip lock bag handy to make sure there is no lingering aroma...

 

Great Idea! Thanks,

 

 

.... And while we are on the topic, maybe I’m by myself in this, but music choices are very important to me. ....

 

I play the smooth jazz channel on cable tv. Nice music and gives a nice little bit of ambient light in the room. I have only had one guy comment about the music. That was because he was a jazz musician and was distracted...because he mentally was playing along with the music.

 

 

I’ll also add that that young guy was probably never taught proper thorough hygiene habits. Many men aren’t, both straight and gay, and it affects their sex lives and they don’t even realize it.

 

Yeah. He is only 20, a college student, and this was his first massage experience. Maybe if I had been prepared with wipes, this would have been a good teaching moment for him on his first experience.

[Harryinny]

Question: What is your showering/cleaning ritual to make sure you are "fresh" down there?

 

I just finished giving a massage to a beautiful 20yo guy that's just home from college for the summer. 6'2, nicely built and the most beautiful bubble ass popped up on my table. He only lives 5mins away and said that he was freshly showered. As I am working my way up his thick/solid thighs, I spread his legs a bit so that I can get "in there". Puff...like a mushroom cloud, I get a whiff of swamp ass. LOL. Ugh, Ruined it for me.

 

In my younger days, I could have pushed through. My tongue might have been right in there feasting on those globes. He was agreeable to play, but I couldn't work through it.

 

In my XP, young guys always smell, feet, armpits, crotch, ass (they fart freely), you should have given him a shower massage fist, great start of a massage.

[Harryinny]

Question: What is your showering/cleaning ritual to make sure you are "fresh" down there?

 

I just finished giving a massage to a beautiful 20yo guy that's just home from college for the summer. 6'2, nicely built and the most beautiful bubble ass popped up on my table. He only lives 5mins away and said that he was freshly showered. As I am working my way up his thick/solid thighs, I spread his legs a bit so that I can get "in there". Puff...like a mushroom cloud, I get a whiff of swamp ass. LOL. Ugh, Ruined it for me.

 

In my younger days, I could have pushed through. My tongue might have been right in there feasting on those globes. He was agreeable to play, but I couldn't work through it.

 

In my XP, young guys always smell, feet, armpits, crotch, ass (they fart freely), you should have given him a shower massage fist, great start of a massage.

[+ Pensant]

Question: What is your showering/cleaning ritual to make sure you are "fresh" down there?

 

When I am getting a massage, I always make sure that I am freshly showered. If I am not coming directly from home, I will ask if a shower is available. On a hot day, I may take a quick rinse beforehand even if I had showered just before leaving home.

 

When I am giving a massage (I tend to give a few a week), I always request that they are freshly showered...or tell them that they can shower at my place. I get turned off when I get a whiff of "swamp ass". It's that sweaty, musty smell that germinates between the buns...even when we are just relaxing. I am sure that some love the smell...but I don't. I am sure that professional masseurs run into this all of the time.

 

I just finished giving a massage to a beautiful 20yo guy that's just home from college for the summer. 6'2, nicely built and the most beautiful bubble ass popped up on my table. He only lives 5mins away and said that he was freshly showered. As I am working my way up his thick/solid thighs, I spread his legs a bit so that I can get "in there". Puff...like a mushroom cloud, I get a whiff of swamp ass. LOL. Ugh, Ruined it for me.

 

In my younger days, I could have pushed through. My tongue might have been right in there feasting on those globes. He was agreeable to play, but I couldn't work through it.

You should have sent that beautiful stud over to me. I’d have made sure that crack was squeaky clean!

[+ Pensant]

Question: What is your showering/cleaning ritual to make sure you are "fresh" down there?

 

When I am getting a massage, I always make sure that I am freshly showered. If I am not coming directly from home, I will ask if a shower is available. On a hot day, I may take a quick rinse beforehand even if I had showered just before leaving home.

 

When I am giving a massage (I tend to give a few a week), I always request that they are freshly showered...or tell them that they can shower at my place. I get turned off when I get a whiff of "swamp ass". It's that sweaty, musty smell that germinates between the buns...even when we are just relaxing. I am sure that some love the smell...but I don't. I am sure that professional masseurs run into this all of the time.

 

I just finished giving a massage to a beautiful 20yo guy that's just home from college for the summer. 6'2, nicely built and the most beautiful bubble ass popped up on my table. He only lives 5mins away and said that he was freshly showered. As I am working my way up his thick/solid thighs, I spread his legs a bit so that I can get "in there". Puff...like a mushroom cloud, I get a whiff of swamp ass. LOL. Ugh, Ruined it for me.

 

In my younger days, I could have pushed through. My tongue might have been right in there feasting on those globes. He was agreeable to play, but I couldn't work through it.

You should have sent that beautiful stud over to me. I’d have made sure that crack was squeaky clean!