Nightowl

Call me daddy but don’t call me grandpa. I take “daddy” to be a compliment but “grandpa” to be an insult.

*Over* the sweats???

Cash only. My credit union ATM dispenses 50’s so even up to 20 of them isn’t a huge wad.

I’ve never thought a provider was undercover by the time I booked him since I do a lot of research, some of it here on CoM. I did have a masseur cancel on me, though, because he thought I was the cop. Research is your friend. If anything strikes you as off, don’t book him.

It’s not a turnoff, just an obstacle. I can only do incall and the cost of getting a local hotel room on top of whatever the provider’s fee and transportation are aren’t worth it.

I think I’ll stick with incalls. The logistics of outcalls is too complicated.

No real need to stretch your balls. By the time you reach my age, they’re headed toward your knees anyway.

I’d rather watch someone get edged than watch someone get/give anal or oral. There’s something about being able to seeing the guy’s dick, his facial reactions, and his whole body squirming that really gets me going. The money shots can be pretty impressive too. I’ve never been edged by a professional myself but it’s definitely on my bucket list.

Everyone has their preferences. I was rimmed once and loved-loved-loved it. I also rimmed the guy and he was clean enough that he didn’t smell like one would expect. It wasn’t as enjoyable but having my tongue in another guy’s ass was actually fun. Still looking for another guy who’s into it. To answer your question, no, you’re not weird.

I’ve always wanted to try it but haven’t got anywhere near me that offers it. It sounds like fun but, though I’m fit for my age, I have no yoga experience and am not very flexible. I’d be the guy writhing in pain on the floor when the partner assisted segment that @DunwoodyGuy mentions starts.

Very useful! Thank you! As for the “Of course I prefer most not to cum atall because it’s the client’s session” part, please don’t be so considerate, especially if it’s aimed at my face 😍…As a dedicated watcher of British television, wank, snog, and shag are three of my favorite words…

@Gilfson: You’ve got the best provider name in the business. I’d hire you based on that alone if I still lived in LA!

Exactly. If there’s no city in the title, I don’t look at it.

New game show: “Who’s the bottom?” where contestants are faced with 10 guys, all with erections, and they have to correctly determine which is the bottom based solely on erection length. Winner gets cash, prizes, and the opportunity to fuck the bottom. Hell, I’d watch it….

It’s a buffet and some of the offerings will be to your liking and some will not. But you’ve got to try them out or ask people on CoM before you know if they’re worth it. I’ve found four truly incredible guys in my area (DC)—one of whom I met on this forum—and all of them surprise me when we’re together. I keep going back to them because I enjoy their company and I want to do my part to keep them in business. I’ve also met some duds that I won’t hire again. If you’re getting scammed or routinely disappointed, there might be something wrong with your research.

An excerpt from the link @dutchal shared says “In contemporary usage, the term "tantric massage" is frequently applied to services that are, in essence, erotic massages. These practices often incorporate elements such as sensual touch, breathwork, and stimulation of erogenous zones, including the yoni (yoni massage) or the lingam (lingam massage) and anal massage.[7][8][9] While occasionally framed within a narrative of energy release or healing, their primary objective is the induction of physical pleasure and sexual gratification, often culminating in orgasm or ejaculation. This approach is commonly categorized under neotantric interpretations and diverges significantly from both traditional tantric teachings and modern spiritual applications of tantric massage.[3]”” I frequent a guy in my area who offers a massage with tantric elements and I can attest to the fact that it’s geared toward erotic pleasure. You’re both nude and there’s lots of mutual touching, teasing, and edging. In my experience it has been really hot and sexual. I haven’t had spiritual tantric massage but I suspect it would be too woo-woo for me.

Do many providers report their income or taxes to the IRS?

A comparison photo of these cocks in their fully engorged state would be welcome.

You might need a shot of whiskey too.

If I hear it from multiple providers, I’ll start to believe it. One masseur complimented me on one particular attribute every time I saw him. When he started to make a point of sucking it at the end of each massage while he jerked off, I believed him. Most of the time I assume it’s something the provider/masseur says to all of his clients.

As a man who lived as straight for decades, suspecting I was bi and only in the last few years realizing I am gay, I don’t recommend the team switch. Now that I’ve discovered the marvels of playing with the male anatomy, the female anatomy holds no attraction. You’d probably be disappointed.

There’s reason to be optimistic but nothing is guaranteed.

I lived in Yorkshire for a while and really struggled to understand the accent at first. When I first got there a shop owner asked me if I was having trouble understanding him. “Oh no” I lied. It wasn’t until I walked out of the shop that I realized he was essentially telling me I was not understanding him. I came to love the Yorkshire accent and still consider myself to be part Yorkshireman.

My situation is similar to yours. I had my first experience with a boy when I was about 12 and didn’t try it again until I was over 60 when I hired for my first erotic massage. In the past 4 years I’ve hired both masseurs and escorts, averaging about once per month. I wish I had started earlier. I don’t do what you call “quick interactions” either. I research potential hires really thoroughly to minimize the risk. Fortunately, I’ve found a couple of guys whose company I enjoy and hope to keep patronizing.

The OP didn’t say it but several of those commenting did. Read the whole conversation before going on the attack.