Friday Funnies

[Danny-Darko]

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[Rod Hagen]

VERY VERY SAD DAY. A good friend of mine, after 7 yrs of medical school and training has been fired for ONE minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money! Dude's still paying off school loans. Just goes to show you how ONE minor mistake can ruin your life. Please pray for him and his family. He is a really great guy and one of the best veterinarians I know.

[Danny-Darko]

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[+ Lucky]

VERY VERY SAD DAY. A good friend of mine, after 7 yrs of medical school and training has been fired for ONE minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money! Dude's still paying off school loans. Just goes to show you how ONE minor mistake can ruin your life. Please pray for him and his family. He is a really great guy and one of the best veterinarians I know.

@Rod Hagen This is posted in the Friday Funnies thread. Am I missing something?

[+ Midwestern Guy]

@Rod Hagen This is posted in the Friday Funnies thread. Am I missing something?

Hey, Lucky...it’s a joke due to the type of doctor in the last line.

[+ azdr0710]

Hey, Lucky...it’s a joke due to the type of doctor in the last line.

 

Ugh! I missed the joke, too! I think I was thinking he slept with one of the human owners when I first read it.

Edited December 5, 2020 by azdr0710

[Luv2play]

Ugh! I missed the joke, too! I think I was thinking he slept with one of the human owners of the animal when I first read it.

I got the joke immediately as I was lying in bed beside my furry friend when I read it.

[+ Lucky]

Duh!

[Luv2play]

My furry friend and I always start out the night sleeping together. Then at some point he goes to the other bedroom. I’ve had escorts do the same thing.

[Danny-Darko]

[Danny-Darko]

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Edited December 6, 2020 by Danny-Darko

[mike carey]

A typo makes for a rather alarming forecast published in the SMH. As the person who tweeted it noted, 'Maybe best we all stay home on Thursday.'

 

[+ poolboy48220]

My furry friend and I always start out the night sleeping together. Then at some point he goes to the other bedroom. I’ve had escorts do the same thing.

My dog sometimes gets up and goes to sleep in the guest bedroom. I wonder if it's something I've done.

[Luv2play]

My dog sometimes gets up and goes to sleep in the guest bedroom. I wonder if it's something I've done.

I’ve noticed the odd time that my dog will get up and walk away if I fart. Maybe that’s what’s going on at night when I am blissfully unaware.

[+ poolboy48220]

I’ve noticed the odd time that my dog will get up and walk away if I fart. Maybe that’s what’s going on at night when I am blissfully unaware.

It's not that. More often, she gets up and leaves after she dusts me.

[Luv2play]

It's not that. More often, she gets up and leaves after she dusts me.

How exactly does that work? Does she take a duster to you? Lol

[Guest]

How do you pick out Ronald McDonald at the nudist colony?

 

he’s the one with the sesame seed buns!

[Danny-Darko]

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[+ poolboy48220]

How exactly does that work? Does she take a duster to you? Lol

"Dusting" someone is farting near them, then leaving. Maybe that's a local phrase?

 

"Dutch oven", where you fart in bed under the covers then pull the covers over your head trapping you (and your partner) with the smell is another farting colloquialism.

[Luv2play]

"Dusting" someone is farting near them, then leaving. Maybe that's a local phrase?

 

"Dutch oven", where you fart in bed under the covers then pull the covers over your head trapping you (and your partner) with the smell is another farting colloquialism.

Lovely. I mean ugh

[Danny-Darko]

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[rvwnsd]

[rvwnsd]

[Guest]

"Dusting" someone is farting near them, then leaving. Maybe that's a local phrase?

 

"Dutch oven", where you fart in bed under the covers then pull the covers over your head trapping you (and your partner) with the smell is another farting colloquialism.

I'm glad you explained that one. Here's what comes up in the Urban Dictionary:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dusting

[+ azdr0710]

I hope this doesn't have to be relegated to the pit of the Politics subforum.......