+ azdr0710 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 (edited) thanks to @Beancounter 's "thechive" post as a reminder about crazy wedding name combos Edited February 5, 2021 by azdr0710 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ azdr0710 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 (edited) Edited February 5, 2021 by azdr0710 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ azdr0710 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TRcQCuP2b5A/SkBKRFb9FEI/AAAAAAAAGpw/oDkTLsKluQE/s400/engaged+longnames.jpg Rod Hagen, + Autumnal, + nycman and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Midwestern Guy Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 @azdr0710, I loved when Jay Leno had the headlines segment. These marriage announcements reminded me of it! ? + azdr0710 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orville Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 This video starts very PI but ends up being hilarious + azdr0710 and Rod Hagen 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ azdr0710 Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 despite the youtube's title, only the first 19 seconds is about transgenders (if that was worrying anybody)......as @orville says, the rest is very funny.....great delivery and very clever...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Even down to the strategically placed sprigs of parsley. I hasten to add that this unfortunately was not at my local butcher's shop today,, but rather the pic was posted in twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ poolboy48220 Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 I love the misspelling of "Valentines Day". There's a "Trasmission" car repair place down the road. Not just one sign, all their signs are misspelled that way. mike carey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Hagen Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 An innocent misunderstanding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orville Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 An innocent misunderstanding Thank you. Now I know a new trick! ? Rod Hagen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orville Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 Rod Hagen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orville Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 Rod Hagen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Lucky Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 The Hypnotist at a Senior Home It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' center. After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show - Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time." said Claude. The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from waistcoat pocket; a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain. "I want you to keep your eyes on this watch" said Claude, holding the watch high for all to see. "It is a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for 6 generations" said Claude. He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting "Watch the watch --- Watch the watch ----Watch the watch" The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth. The lights were twinkling as they were reflected from its gleaming surface. A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently swaying watch. They were hypnotized. And then, suddenly, the chain broke!!! The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst apart on impact! "SHIT!" said Claude. It took them three days to clean the Senior Citizens' Center - and Claude was never invited back again. + Autumnal, orville, + Oliver and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 If you throw your friend in the lake knowing he can’t swim, is it called pier pressure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ jeezopete Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 The gayest man we know?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Midwestern Guy Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 The gayest man we know?? I saw him in person at a conference...he’s hilarious ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Hagen Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 I saw him in person at a conference...he’s hilarious ? I talked to him a few times at a West Hollywood restaurant The French Market, now closed. He's super sweet, very flirty, and is no different in person than when he performs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrisParr Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 True story. A couple of days ago, I made an online grocery order at my local “K” for pickup. I ordered what I thought was one pound of green beans at $1.69/pound. I brought up the item and clicked +1 assuming one pound, right? So I picked up the order and as I was unpacking, found a small plastic produce sack with one fucking green bean! I looked at the receipt, and sure enough, I was charged $.02 — that’s nuts. Who the hell buys one damn green bean? I plan to make some veggie soup so I guess I’ll toss in the lonely legume and savor it slowly. + BlueSky 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 True story. A couple of days ago, I made an online grocery order at my local “K” for pickup. I ordered what I thought was one pound of green beans at $1.69/pound. I brought up the item and clicked +1 assuming one pound, right? So I picked up the order and as I was unpacking, found a small plastic produce sack with one fucking green bean! I looked at the receipt, and sure enough, I was charged $.02 — that’s nuts. Who the hell buys one damn green bean? I plan to make some veggie soup so I guess I’ll toss in the lonely legume and savor it slowly. That set me off, I'm still giggling. On line merchants still have some refining to do of their customer interfaces. Be thankful you were ordering beans and not peas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daverwr Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 True story. A couple of days ago, I made an online grocery order at my local “K” for pickup. I ordered what I thought was one pound of green beans at $1.69/pound. I brought up the item and clicked +1 assuming one pound, right? So I picked up the order and as I was unpacking, found a small plastic produce sack with one fucking green bean! My landlord ordered ¼ lb. of sliced various cold cuts. Yep, you guessed it. They delivered 14 lbs. of each cold cut! Fortunate for me, he shares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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+ azdr0710 Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 (edited) . . and the original from 2006..... Edited March 6, 2021 by azdr0710 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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