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Many here I am sure have played the drinking game Never Have I Ever.  In a group, a person offers up a scenario which they have not done and the others in the group drink a shot if they have indeed done that act.  This will usually lead to the more adventurous in the group drinking more and those that are no so bold staying relatively sober.   I will offer up 10 Never Have I Ever scenarios and though I have done 6 of them, I have not done the other four.  That would give me a score of moderately buzzed, six drinks for the 6 I have done. 

Score:   9 to 10.      Party Animal

               7 to 8.       You get around but have some wild times untried

                5 to 6.       Moderately buzzed and so that number may be going up after the game

                3 to  4.      Just a bit of a devil but mostly angelic

                 1 to  2.       Probably missed some opportunities along the way.  

                  0.               Call 911 and have someone check for a pulse.  

Freel free to add a scenario as your response.

Never Have I Ever:

1.   Had sex with siblings at the same time.                     

2.   Had sex in every room of your home or work place

3    Gotten out of a ticket by performing a sex act

4.    Lost a friend by having sex with that person's partner

5.    Left someone tied up after a finishing an S and M session, forcing them to figure out how to get free

6.    Had sex in a restaurant which was actively servicing meals 

7.     Had sex with someone other than a still present date when out on a traditional one on one date.    

8.     Had sex with a stranger only to realize that you actually have had sex with them in the past.

9.     Had sex while attending a sporting event.

10.    Been robbed by someone with someone with whom you have just had sex 

Posted
13 hours ago, purplekow said:

Never have I ever:

Even been tipsy.   My father owned a liquor store & dragged us along to wineries when he went to place orders (& get some swag).  The stench turned me off alcohol for life.  I had a few drinks when I got old enough to go to clubs, but quickly realized the folly of paying ridiculous money & asking for the weakest versions of the weakest drinks.

BTW, you can do 2, 3, 8, & 10 at the same time if you're living in your car.

Posted
On 1/16/2025 at 1:43 PM, purplekow said:

Many here I am sure have played the drinking game Never Have I Ever.  In a group, a person offers up a scenario which they have not done and the others in the group drink a shot if they have indeed done that act.  This will usually lead to the more adventurous in the group drinking more and those that are no so bold staying relatively sober.   I will offer up 10 Never Have I Ever scenarios and though I have done 6 of them, I have not done the other four.  That would give me a score of moderately buzzed, six drinks for the 6 I have done. 

Score:   9 to 10.      Party Animal

               7 to 8.       You get around but have some wild times untried

                5 to 6.       Moderately buzzed and so that number may be going up after the game

                3 to  4.      Just a bit of a devil but mostly angelic

                 1 to  2.       Probably missed some opportunities along the way.  

                  0.               Call 911 and have someone check for a pulse.  

Freel free to add a scenario as your response.

Never Have I Ever:

1.   Had sex with siblings at the same time.                     

2.   Had sex in every room of your home or work place

3    Gotten out of a ticket by performing a sex act

4.    Lost a friend by having sex with that person's partner

5.    Left someone tied up after a finishing an S and M session, forcing them to figure out how to get free

6.    Had sex in a restaurant which was actively servicing meals 

7.     Had sex with someone other than a still present date when out on a traditional one on one date.    

8.     Had sex with a stranger only to realize that you actually have had sex with them in the past.

9.     Had sex while attending a sporting event.

10.    Been robbed by someone with someone with whom you have just had sex 

If I’d done some of these, I’d probably be a terrible friend, have no respect for the law, and be a downright awful and inconsiderate lover.

As for my scores, someone should either call 911 or probably missed some opportunities along the way.

Posted (edited)
On 1/16/2025 at 1:43 PM, purplekow said:

1.   Had sex with siblings at the same time.                     

2.   Had sex in every room of your home or work place

3    Gotten out of a ticket by performing a sex act

4.    Lost a friend by having sex with that person's partner

5.    Left someone tied up after a finishing an S and M session, forcing them to figure out how to get free

6.    Had sex in a restaurant which was actively servicing meals 

7.     Had sex with someone other than a still present date when out on a traditional one on one date.    

8.     Had sex with a stranger only to realize that you actually have had sex with them in the past.

9.     Had sex while attending a sporting event.

10.    Been robbed by someone with someone with whom you have just had sex 

For me, it boils down to semantics.

1. I've kissed 2 siblings at the same time, but had sex with them separately.

2.  I have a 14 room house.  Can it count if I had sex in a majority of the rooms?  I worked in a 9 story building.  Can it count if I only had sex in the my office, bathroom, and conference room on the floor I worked on? 

3. I've gotten out of a ticket after having just finished a sex act in the car.  The officer said it was a random check and wanted to know where I had just been.  I told him I didn't know the address or even the name, I was bent over in the backseat in the parking lot of an apartment complex.  He let me go. 

4. The opposite.  I've lost a partner by having sex with his friend. 

5. After having left through the wrong door of an apartment complex after a horrible hookup experience, I was trapped in the fenced-in outdoor pet relief area.  The guy would not come get me and I had to climb the fence to get out. 

6. I had sex in the bathroom of a buffet area of a cruise ship, if that counts. 

7. Yes!  My boyfriend came to visit me for Pride weekend in my town, and while I was using an outhouse his friend snuck in and blew me. 

8. Yes.  And it's happened the other way around, too, where guys didn't remember having slept with me before... Albeit usually 5-15 years earlier. 

9. Does watersports count as a sport? 😉 💦 

10. Yes, last year in Barcelona by an escort.  It was one of the few times my wallet wasn't in the hotel safe.  Oh, and years ago I hired 2 men to clean my house in the nude.  One of them stole some credit cards while I was blowing the other guy.  Hence why I do not have sex in all rooms of my house (see #2).  I keep orgies contained to a few rooms that I can view during the action, and keep any valuable in the other rooms.

Edited by Vegas_Millennial
Posted (edited)
58 minutes ago, Vegas_Millennial said:

For me, it boils down to semantics.

1. I've kissed 2 siblings at the same time, but had sex with them separately.

It was those conjoined women, one of whom got married a couple of years ago, right?

no, wait… They share a body, so you kissed them separately, but had sex with them at the same time, I guess.

Edited by samhexum
to paint the most vivid a picture as possible
Posted
1 hour ago, samhexum said:

It was those conjoined women, one of whom got married a couple of years ago, right?

no, wait… They share a body, so you kissed them separately, but had sex with them at the same time, I guess.

It was brothers: one gay the other straight.  They were both at my local gay bar.  The gay one was smoking and offered me a puff, but I don't smoke.  To give it a try, he convinced me to try a Smoking Shotgun kiss.  While kissing, I inhaled the smoke from the gay brother and exhaling into the straight brother.  Straight brother just got a blowjob in the parking lot later.  Gay brother went home with me.

Posted (edited)

Only one of yours!  My scenarios:

Never have I ever bought a car I didn’t want on a Sunday because the salesman was a rude jerk that wanted to go home and this was my way of keeping him late. 

Never have I ever bought the house of the man that molested me and donated it to the fire department to burn to the ground as a training exercise. 

Never have I ever received a frantic call from my accountant screaming that I have 30 seconds of off the record amnesty and confessed the wrong thing. 

Never have I ever received two anonymous letters to my home from two different members of this forum threatening to reveal intimate details of my sex life to those in my personal circle. 

Never have I ever paid alllllll the dancers at an Adonis nude party to avoid one customer (a forum member) that I didn’t like so he’d go home frustrated that no one wanted his money. 

Never have I ever donated a substantial amount of money to a non profit. 

Never have I ever been an anonymous source to a newspaper on a scandal that made national news. 

Never have I ever paid men extra to shave their beards off before I hired them. 

Edited by Coolwave35
Posted
3 hours ago, Coolwave35 said:

Never have I ever bought the house of the man that molested me and donated it to the fire department to burn to the ground as a training exercise.

This one above can be a source of healing.

 

3 hours ago, Coolwave35 said:

Never have I ever paid alllllll the dancers at an Adonis nude party to avoid one customer (a forum member) that I didn’t like so he’d go home frustrated that no one wanted his money. 

This one above takes the cake for pettiness, lol. Thank goodness I don't meet forum members in real life.

 

 

Posted
5 hours ago, Coolwave35 said:

Only one of yours!  My scenarios:

Damn these are awesome. Remind me to stay on your good side 😊 

Posted
3 hours ago, Km411 said:

Damn these are awesome. Remind me to stay on your good side 😊 

 

8 hours ago, Coolwave35 said:

Only one of yours!  My scenarios:

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@Coolwave35, I’m beginning to think Karen Walker’s character may have been a teensy weensy bit modeled after you. 

Posted
14 minutes ago, nycman said:

Or is it vice versa?

I was a big fan of Will and Grace in high school. Now I watch all of the YouTube shorts and don’t remember any of it so I question whether or not I was actually a fan. Lol

Posted
1 hour ago, Coolwave35 said:

I was a big fan of Will and Grace in high school. Now I watch all of the YouTube shorts and don’t remember any of it so I question whether or not I was actually a fan. Lol

Drunk Walk Of Shame GIF by Cameo

Posted

I’ve only done one from the original list (#8) but am surprised a lot of others have not… never unknowingly hooked up with the same Grindr guy a few years apart?

Posted
8 hours ago, pubic_assistance said:

Does it count if you eventually returned to untie them 🤔?

If so...then I'm at 6

In my case, I went home with the intent to return in the AM only to get a phone call asking me to come back over again after they had freed themselves.

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