Lies people tell to providers

[+ FreshFluff]

I came across this. What other untruths do people tell providers?

Edited March 17, 2023 by FreshFluff

[CuriousByNature]

I am someone who has never had any romantic or sensual experiences. I never thought that could be seen as a lie, because who would ever be happy to admit being a virgin in their 40s and beyond.  Though as Seinfeld might say, "Not that there's anything wrong with that" - LOL.

[RadioRob]

A friend of mine was an escort for several years and told me a few stories he's heard:

• "Yeah, this is my house/car" when it was clearly an AirBnB/rental, etc.
• "I work in this big important job!" or "I'm a very important _______ in government!"
• "I've never done this before"

In the end...  he said it never really mattered.  As long he paid, if they wanted that story... so be it.  That was just them living a fetish or fantasy.  

[+ FreshFluff]

2 hours ago, RadioRob said:

 

• "I work in this big important job!" or "I'm a very important _______ in government!"
• "I've never done this before"

 

CIA and FBI especially. And there’s always Navy Seals Team 6.  

 

 

Edited March 18, 2023 by FreshFluff

[jeezifonly]

I add 20 lbs and 5 years to what I tell provider about me. They’re always pleasantly surprised when I show up without those additions. 😂

[+ azdr0710]

1 hour ago, FreshFluff said:

CIA and FBI especially. And there’s always Navy Seals Team 6.  

 

 

I always say I was Navy Seals Team One to explain my upper middle age discrepancy. 

[Becket]

I always say that I am nervous.  (Many times this is true.) 

[+ José Soplanucas]

Yes, yes, yes, I may call you again.

[+ Axiom2001]

12 hours ago, jeezifonly said:

I add 20 lbs and 5 years to what I tell provider about me. They’re always pleasantly surprised when I show up without those additions. 😂

What's the point?

7 hours ago, Becket said:

I always say that I am nervous.  (Many times this is true.) 

Well, if you're nervous, so what?  It's common amongst both parties at times.  In fact, I think many clients perhaps are nervous at varying points when being with providers.

I was the pits when I first hired.  In fact, the provider had to guide me from beginning to end.  In looking back upon that first time those twenty-five or more years ago, I think and smile and ask WHY?

[MscleLovr]

“Thank you. That was great. I’ll certainly remember this for some time”…

Said smilingly as I exited from the provider’s place after a disappointing time or an OK time but the bedroom or the bathroom was dirty 

[caramelsub]

The only lie I can think of is if an escort asks what my name is I don’t give them my real first name. I usually just tell them my middle name.

[+ Jamie21]

I’m sure most of my clients use an alias. One or two have even had a different name the second time they visited (I had their number in my phone against their original name..). It can get quite tricky. 
 

[Kevin Slater]

11 minutes ago, Jamie21 said:

I’m sure most of my clients use an alias. One or two have even had a different name the second time they visited (I had their number in my phone against their original name..). It can get quite tricky. 
 

Yeah, I don’t care if they want their name to be Mathilda. I just ask that they pick one name and stick to it.

Anthony Babcock

[+ José Soplanucas]

"I do not pay for sex, but you are exceptional"

"My accent?... Oh, yeah, I am originally from Tennessee."

[+ Axiom2001]

20 hours ago, Jamie21 said:

I’m sure most of my clients use an alias. One or two have even had a different name the second time they visited (I had their number in my phone against their original name..). It can get quite tricky. 
 

That's unfortunate as well as bizarre.  Over the 25+ years that I've been engaging the services of providers, I've always supplied my first name.  If my surname appears on the screen of the phone, so be it.  It has never been a problem with me.

One time my former go-to-guy in San Francisco range my landline; his real surname appeared on my screen.  Out of respect-- I never revealed that to him.

 

[+ Jamie21]

2 hours ago, Axiom2001 said:

That's unfortunate as well as bizarre.  Over the 25+ years that I've been engaging the services of providers, I've always supplied my first name.  If my surname appears on the screen of the phone, so be it.  It has never been a problem with me.

One time my former go-to-guy in San Francisco range my landline; his real surname appeared on my screen.  Out of respect-- I never revealed that to him.

 

Not so bizarre. Many clients want absolute confidentiality. Some are married or high profile. It’s understandable they’d use an alias, and then forget what name they used when rebooking. 

[+ FreshFluff]

On 3/17/2023 at 4:13 PM, FreshFluff said:

I came across this. What other untruths do people tell providers?

 I’ll bet he’s known as “the virgin guy” on 3 different sex worker group chats. 

[DWnyc]

“The check’s in the mail …”

[+ José Soplanucas]

These (fill up with your favorite currency) are authentic.