When you wipe - do you wipe forward or backward?

[Larstrup]

I wipe backward with my toilet paper on the roll over the top.

[Moondance]

Ah, satire.

 

Thanks, @Larstrup.

[Larstrup]

Ah, satire.

 

Thanks, @Larstrup.

 

It’s always a risk.

[EZEtoGRU]

I take the Steve Jobs approach. I don't wipe. It saves a ton of money on toilet paper and also one doesn't have to struggle over the decision of how to place the toilet paper in the dispenser.:p:p

[samhexum]

do you wipe forward or backward?

I don't wipe. It saves a ton of money on toilet paper and also one doesn't have to struggle over the decision of how to place the toilet paper in the dispenser.

 

If you'd have started this topic in the fetish forum, you might've gotten a few other alternatives to wiping.

 

On CHELSEA LATELY, Chelsea Handler used to berate Jeff Wild for the direction in which he wiped, but I don't remember which way she said was the right direction.

[Larstrup]

 

If you'd have started this topic in the fetish forum, you might've gotten a few other alternatives to wiping.

 

 

@AdamSmith is no longer with us.

[Nvr2Thick]

[liubit]

:)

[cany10011]

Having a toto bidet toilet is a much more civilized option to using TP to wipe.

[TruthBTold]

Having a toto bidet toilet is a much more civilized option to using TP to wipe.

 

When I first saw it advertised I thought that it was part bidet sprayer and part dildo. Or maybe I was hoping that. My second thought was that I was sure that that part would shortly break down. Then what do you do.

[+ Charlie]

I wipe backward with my toilet paper on the roll over the top.

Wait a minute! When did you start wondering about the same kind of things that fascinate Avalon?

[jawjateck]

Our hobby is all gone-gone, ain't it?

[rvwnsd]

http://www.pauljolicoeur.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Firehose.jpg

[pubic_assistance]

After spending a few weeks in Istanbul, where they all use bidet toilets...I discovered that wiping with dry paper feels uncivilized.

Now I have one of those toilets that washes your ass and blows it dry.

*magic*

[+ Charlie]

After spending a few weeks in Istanbul, where they all use bidet toilets...I discovered that wiping with dry paper feels uncivilized.

Now I have one of those toilets that washes your ass and blows it dry.

*magic*

When we moved into one of our homes in Philadelphia, which had been designed and owned by an architect, we discovered that he had installed a bidet next to the toilet in the master bedroom. After trying it a few times, we decided it was not something we would use regularly, so we removed it and replaced it with a magazine rack.

[MisterMike]

When we moved into one of our homes in Philadelphia, which had been designed and owned by an architect, we discovered that he had installed a bidet next to the toilet in the master bedroom. After trying it a few times, we decided it was not something we would use regularly, so we removed it and replaced it with a magazine rack.

So now you wipe your asses on the magazine rack? Sounds dangerous.

[+ Charlie]

Not with the rack, silly! With the pages ripped out of the magazines.

[bigvalboy]

Posting for a friend...

 

[rvwnsd]

[MisterMike]

Not with the rack, silly! With the pages ripped out of the magazines.

New meaning to the phrase "shitty magazines'.

[Dave]

I've turned into THAT GUY. I always strive to have a "clean as a whistle" ass, after taking a crap. Just in case anyone's gonna whistle into it (or make out with it, or whatever those people do, who - what do they call it? "rum" or "Ram" or "rim"...?) anyways, y'all get the point: I never know when that moment's gonna be, and I've just found it easier to make sure it's always really good down there.

 

so... especially, living here in bali... we have butt sprayers next to toilets, and I've realized: they're a heck of a lot more efficient than paper. plus, as seen in that spanish-lang video earlier, less trees get damaged!

 

a while ago I heard about a way to keep clean - "the escort's way". naturally, I was interested to learn what that was, when I heard the term. basically: first a good spray of water. then: a soapy finger from my left hand, inserted, cleaning around the insides - but just around 2 inches is enough depth. then: washing of said finger, and then: repeat the fingering-yourself/washing-your-finger routine. the whole thing usually takes three times, for me - sometimes four. all in the amount of time it takes to read this info about toilet paper out loud:

"Toilet paper wipes out 27,000 trees a day. Worldwide, the equivalent of almost 270,000 trees is either flushed or dumped in landfills every day and roughly 10 percent of that total is attributable to toilet paper, according to the latest issue of World Watch magazine. Hardwood trees like gum, maple and oak have shorter fibers that make a softer paper. Toilet paper is generally a combination of approximately 70% hardwood and 30% softwood. Other materials used in manufacture include water, chemicals for breaking down the trees into usable fiber, and bleaches. Toilet paper started being produced in a white color because homeowners could then color coordinate their toilet paper with their bathrooms. It turns out the dye in colored toilet paper had several negative consequences for both the users and producers. It made colored toilet paper too expensive to produce than its white counterpart."

 

full disclosure: there is an additional bit of time I spend washing that finger afterwards. hmmm, maybe that should be a question here: how much time do y'all spend washing your hands after shitting?

 

by the way, here in bali we have toilet paper that's sold without the cardboard roll inside. it still has that round space, but somehow they start it rolling on something else (maybe metal?) thereby eliminating the need for that thing.

 

so to answer your question more directly: I don't wipe, I go in.

[Rudynate]

I thought Avalon was the champ at starting inane threads. Guess I was wrong.

[EZEtoGRU]

I thought Avalon was the champ at starting inane threads. Guess I was wrong.

You do understand that the starting of this thread was a swipe at our resident troll and inane thread starter.....don't you?

[+ oldNbusted]

[Rudynate]

You do understand that the starting of this thread was a swipe at our resident troll and inane thread starter.....don't you?

Thanks for explaining. Some actually think it is a reasonable topic for discussion