When you wipe - do you wipe forward or backward?

[+ StLouisOct]

You do understand that the starting of this thread was a swipe at our resident troll and inane thread starter.....don't you?

The word INANE is so appropriate for this thread.

[+ Pensant]

Having a toto bidet toilet is a much more civilized option to using TP to wipe.

I’m considering a Toto for the powder room. I have 4 toilets, but the one I’m looking at is expensive, so I only want one. Which model do you recommend?

[+ Pensant]

After spending a few weeks in Istanbul, where they all use bidet toilets...I discovered that wiping with dry paper feels uncivilized.

Now I have one of those toilets that washes your ass and blows it dry.

*magic*

Toto?

[bigvalboy]

HOW TO WIPE YOUR BUTT (Posting for a friend)

 

http://howtowipeyourbutt.com/

[EZEtoGRU]

Thanks for explaining. Some actually think it is a reasonable topic for discussion

True dat!!

[cany10011]

I’m considering a Toto for the powder room. I have 4 toilets, but the one I’m looking at is expensive, so I only want one. Which model do you recommend?

 

I only used the retrofit toilet seat/bidet combination (not the full toilet, so if it is, i’m not able to give you the best info)...However, if you are looking for a toilet seat/bidet combo, I’d recommend the washlet S500e or S550e. I prefer the S500e version as it does not have automatic lid, which has been a nuisance (can turn off though). They are quite low profile, easy to install (per my super), and really helps save a lot of toilet paper. After using the older brand S350 for a few years, i recently changed to the S500e. Similar in function but nicer remote. The oscillating/pulse features are great and makes you feel very refreshed (hope this is not oversharing). The bidet is one thing i miss after traveling.

[pubic_assistance]

Toto?

Yes. Toto. I got an all-in-one model..( which are expensive)....but a less expensive

option is to simply by the washlet seat separately and install it on your existing toilet.

[+ E.T.Bass]

You fancy boys and your toilets.

 

Whatever way P00t!n Jr. wipes, I don't want to ever read such a thing.

[Nick99]

This whole thread is hilariously funny!!!

[marylander1940]

This whole thread is hilariously funny!!!

 

yet realistic!

[+ Avalon]

I've realized that I haven't posted in this thread. So! I wipe with the right hand and jack with the left.

[MisterMike]

I've realized that I haven't posted in this thread. So! I wipe with the right hand and jack with the left.

Simultaneously? Gross.

[+ Avalon]

Simultaneously? Gross.

 

No, not at the same time and with diabetes no jack in a long time

[nynakedtop]

Simultaneously? Gross.

Way too much information

[+ friendofsheila]

If someone uses a custom tool that is electric and spins, is "clockwise" considered "front to back" or "back to front"?

[+ friendofsheila]

so... especially, living here in bali...

 

by the way, here in bali ......

 

 

Name-Dropper!

[+ oldNbusted]

Way too much information

 

Did someone crap on the thread?

[Bearofdistinction]

I wipe backward with my toilet paper on the roll over the top.

 

I use a roll of TP wrapped around an electric mixer - I get clean and an ass hair perm all at the same time!

[rvwnsd]

I use a roll of TP wrapped around an electric mixer - I get clean and an ass hair perm all at the same time!

Remember this:

 

 

Wrap a flushable wipe around it and you can be squeaky clean! Don't worry - it is dishwasher safe so you can sterilize it before making that pesto sauce for tomorrow's dinner.

[+ Pensant]

Remember this:

 

 

Wrap a flushable wipe around it and you can be squeaky clean! Don't worry - it is dishwasher safe so you can sterilize it before making that pesto sauce for tomorrow's dinner.

Or perhaps a piquant molé?

[Dave]

Thanks for explaining. Some actually think it is a reasonable topic for discussion

 

anything that includes this line -

"until the amount of remnants on the paper decreases by fifty percent"

is a reasonable topic for discussion.

 

at least to me.

 

hey, when your job is dealing with male assholes, it's all relevant. cleaning them, different views on what's appropriate, responding to some of them... have a great day, guys!

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

What about those of us who have a Toto Washlet?

 

Do we spray and pat dry or spray and air dry?

[+ friendofsheila]

Remember this:

 

 

Wrap a flushable wipe around it and you can be squeaky clean! Don't worry - it is dishwasher safe so you can sterilize it before making that pesto sauce for tomorrow's dinner.

 

Too bad we can only hit the "like" button once!

[+ friendofsheila]

 

responding to some of them...

 

At first I thought that you heard questions coming out of one of them. Weird!

 

Then I got the joke (that you have to talk to some on the phone and on email!).

[pubic_assistance]

What about those of us who have a Toto Washlet?

 

Do we spray and pat dry or spray and air dry?

Pat dry