Ah, @marylander1940, okay … that was funny. The folks who never go to the Politics forum won't understand, but I laughed.
And I'll take it as an opportunity to say this to @Avalon:
You may not get this, so here's a heads-up:
Plenty of us who hate your politics, or have expressed other issues with your posts, would still drive over, load you into the car if we had to carry you, and get you to a (good) doctor if we knew you were anywhere near us. I understand your preference to protect your privacy (even though, in this situation, it is unhelpful to you), but, please, don't abuse the concern of a community you have asked for attention, and implicitly asked to care about you, by ignoring advice you must know is offered in your best interest.