samhexum Posted July 21, 2023 Author Share Posted July 21, 2023 Bodybuilder dead after 400-pound weight breaks his neck Jeez, what did the guy ever do to that weight to make it so mad at him? Firearm safety instructor accidentally shoots wife dead then turns gun on himself Fishing instructor jumps overboard after accidentally harpooning wife Brain surgeon wears metal collar in MRI tube after accidentally lobotomizing wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted July 22, 2023 Author Share Posted July 22, 2023 Celebrity crush Retired TV news anchor confesses he'd love to date Martha Stewart and smoke pot with her Former TV news anchorman Bill Boggs is single and ready to mingle — and smoke weed — with Martha Stewart. My thought when seeing this? 'After you've been married to Tara King of THE AVENGERS, I guess the average woman seems boring, huh?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted July 23, 2023 Author Share Posted July 23, 2023 Rikers Island inmate found dead for 7th time this year The medical staff should be praised for reviving him the first 6 times. CuriousByNature 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousByNature Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 3 hours ago, samhexum said: Rikers Island inmate found dead for 7th time this year The medical staff should be praised for reviving him the first 6 times. Maybe he has nine lives and is incarcerated for being a cat burglar? samhexum and + sync 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ sync Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 3 hours ago, samhexum said: Rikers Island inmate found dead for 7th time this year The medical staff should be praised for reviving him the first 6 times. Lucky number seven. 🫤 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted July 25, 2023 Author Share Posted July 25, 2023 Junkie 'Cocaine Sharks' are strung out and 'tweaked' in Florida: expert I guess we now know the plot of the next Sharknado movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted July 28, 2023 Author Share Posted July 28, 2023 I had two penises and used both for sex — women were addicted shouldn't that be adDICKted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ jeezopete Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 Beloved Florida manatee's death at aquarium came after traumatic sex injury, records show (According to the article, it was a gay sexual encounter.) 😢 Beloved Florida manatee's death at aquarium came after traumatic sex injury, records show WWW.YAHOO.COM Hugh, a popular 38-year-old manatee at a Florida aquarium, died from a rip in his colon and other traumatic injuries caused by a sexual encounter. Luv2play and + FrankR 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted July 28, 2023 Author Share Posted July 28, 2023 14 minutes ago, jeezopete said: Beloved Florida manatee's death You missed the most salacious part of the story: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousByNature Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 40 minutes ago, samhexum said: You missed the most salacious part of the story: Unfortunately the larynx of a manatee only allows for squeaks and squeals. There was no possibility for him to use his safe word. An unavoidable tragedy 😥 + nycman, mike carey, Luv2play and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ jeezopete Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 Largest School District in Texas Eliminates Libraries, Converts Them to Disciplinary Centers Largest School District in Texas Eliminates Libraries, Converts Them to Disciplinary Centers WWW.YAHOO.COM The largest public school district in the state of Texas is converting libraries in 28 schools into disciplinary centers and eliminating school librarian positions, local news... + FrankR and samhexum 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ sync Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 6 hours ago, jeezopete said: Largest School District in Texas Eliminates Libraries, Converts Them to Disciplinary Centers Largest School District in Texas Eliminates Libraries, Converts Them to Disciplinary Centers WWW.YAHOO.COM The largest public school district in the state of Texas is converting libraries in 28 schools into disciplinary centers and eliminating school librarian positions, local news... samhexum and Luv2play 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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samhexum Posted July 29, 2023 Author Share Posted July 29, 2023 (edited) Man who spent $14K to transform himself into collie steps out for first-ever walk in public A Japanese native has transformed himself into a canine after forking out more than $14,000 for a custom-made collie costume. The private citizen, who goes only by Toco online, says the unusual garment has helped actualize his dream of “becoming an animal.” Footage shared to Toco’s YouTube channel, where he boasts more than 32,000 subscribers, shows him clad in the costume as he frolics on a lawn, rolls on a floor, and plays fetch. Toco has even uploaded a video of himself venturing out in public as a dog for the very first time. Bystanders appeared to be in awe of the man’s doggy debut as he paraded down a busy street in the viral clip, which has racked up 1.7 million views. Toco completed the costume with a harness strapped around his furry abdomen, but admitted he was “nervous” and “scared” of venturing out in public. “Do you remember your dreams from when you are little? You want to be a hero or a wizard,” he wrote in the clip, describing his life-dog dog dream as seemingly “unrealistic.” “I remember writing in my grade school graduation book that I wanted to be a dog and walk outside.” As an introduction to his unusual hobby, Toco answered a series of questions in a video posted last year, admitting he always “had a vague dream of becoming an animal” ever since he was a child. “When I fulfilled that dream, this is how it turned out,” he wrote in the clip, adding that he chose to become a collie due to the negligible size difference between the breed and humans. Zeppet, the company that manufactured Toco’s collie costume, says it took 40 days to create the furry fashion item, which cost a cool $2 million Yen (USD $14,161). “Modeled after a collie dog, it reproduces the appearance of a real dog walking on four legs,” the company’s spokesperson told news.com.au. Despite garnering online fame with his puppy pursuit, Toco conceals his unusual proclivities from most of his friends and family. “I rarely tell my friends because I am afraid they will think I am weird,’ he said in a separate interview with the Mirror. “My friends and family seemed very surprised to learn I became an animal.” Meanwhile, the Japanese man said last year that most of his colleagues are also unaware that he dresses as a dog outside of work. “I don’t want my hobbies to be known, especially by the people I work with,” he told the Daily Mail. “They think it’s weird that I want to be a dog. For the same reason why I can’t show my real face.” His hyperrealistic dog costume The $22,000 costume created by Zeppet. He recently embarked on his first public walk. Toco performs tricks in exchange for treats. Toco sits with a sign that reads “I’m human.” Edited July 29, 2023 by samhexum for absolutely NO @%!*ing reason at all! Luv2play and wsc 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wsc Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 22 minutes ago, samhexum said: Man who spent $14K to transform himself into collie steps out for first-ever walk in public A Japanese native has transformed himself into a canine after forking out more than $14,000 for a custom-made collie costume. The private citizen, who goes only by Toco online, says the unusual garment has helped actualize his dream of “becoming an animal.” Footage shared to Toco’s YouTube channel, where he boasts more than 32,000 subscribers, shows him clad in the costume as he frolics on a lawn, rolls on a floor, and plays fetch. Toco has even uploaded a video of himself venturing out in public as a dog for the very first time. Bystanders appeared to be in awe of the man’s doggy debut as he paraded down a busy street in the viral clip, which has racked up 1.7 million views. Toco completed the costume with a harness strapped around his furry abdomen, but admitted he was “nervous” and “scared” of venturing out in public. “Do you remember your dreams from when you are little? You want to be a hero or a wizard,” he wrote in the clip, describing his life-dog dog dream as seemingly “unrealistic.” “I remember writing in my grade school graduation book that I wanted to be a dog and walk outside.” As an introduction to his unusual hobby, Toco answered a series of questions in a video posted last year, admitting he always “had a vague dream of becoming an animal” ever since he was a child. “When I fulfilled that dream, this is how it turned out,” he wrote in the clip, adding that he chose to become a collie due to the negligible size difference between the breed and humans. Zeppet, the company that manufactured Toco’s collie costume, says it took 40 days to create the furry fashion item, which cost a cool $2 million Yen (USD $14,161). “Modeled after a collie dog, it reproduces the appearance of a real dog walking on four legs,” the company’s spokesperson told news.com.au. Despite garnering online fame with his puppy pursuit, Toco conceals his unusual proclivities from most of his friends and family. “I rarely tell my friends because I am afraid they will think I am weird,’ he said in a separate interview with the Mirror. “My friends and family seemed very surprised to learn I became an animal.” Meanwhile, the Japanese man said last year that most of his colleagues are also unaware that he dresses as a dog outside of work. “I don’t want my hobbies to be known, especially by the people I work with,” he told the Daily Mail. “They think it’s weird that I want to be a dog. For the same reason why I can’t show my real face.” His hyperrealistic dog costume The $22,000 costume created by Zeppet. He recently embarked on his first public walk. Toco performs tricks in exchange for treats. Toco sits with a sign that reads “I’m human.” Beam me up Scotty. I'm done here. + jeezopete, + sync and + azdr0710 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prof Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 3 hours ago, samhexum said: Man who spent $14K to transform himself into collie steps out for first-ever walk in public A Japanese native has transformed himself into a canine after forking out more than $14,000 for a custom-made collie costume. The private citizen, who goes only by Toco online, says the unusual garment has helped actualize his dream of “becoming an animal.” Footage shared to Toco’s YouTube channel, where he boasts more than 32,000 subscribers, shows him clad in the costume as he frolics on a lawn, rolls on a floor, and plays fetch. Toco has even uploaded a video of himself venturing out in public as a dog for the very first time. Bystanders appeared to be in awe of the man’s doggy debut as he paraded down a busy street in the viral clip, which has racked up 1.7 million views. Toco completed the costume with a harness strapped around his furry abdomen, but admitted he was “nervous” and “scared” of venturing out in public. “Do you remember your dreams from when you are little? You want to be a hero or a wizard,” he wrote in the clip, describing his life-dog dog dream as seemingly “unrealistic.” “I remember writing in my grade school graduation book that I wanted to be a dog and walk outside.” As an introduction to his unusual hobby, Toco answered a series of questions in a video posted last year, admitting he always “had a vague dream of becoming an animal” ever since he was a child. “When I fulfilled that dream, this is how it turned out,” he wrote in the clip, adding that he chose to become a collie due to the negligible size difference between the breed and humans. Zeppet, the company that manufactured Toco’s collie costume, says it took 40 days to create the furry fashion item, which cost a cool $2 million Yen (USD $14,161). “Modeled after a collie dog, it reproduces the appearance of a real dog walking on four legs,” the company’s spokesperson told news.com.au. Despite garnering online fame with his puppy pursuit, Toco conceals his unusual proclivities from most of his friends and family. “I rarely tell my friends because I am afraid they will think I am weird,’ he said in a separate interview with the Mirror. “My friends and family seemed very surprised to learn I became an animal.” Meanwhile, the Japanese man said last year that most of his colleagues are also unaware that he dresses as a dog outside of work. “I don’t want my hobbies to be known, especially by the people I work with,” he told the Daily Mail. “They think it’s weird that I want to be a dog. For the same reason why I can’t show my real face.” His hyperrealistic dog costume The $22,000 costume created by Zeppet. He recently embarked on his first public walk. Toco performs tricks in exchange for treats. Toco sits with a sign that reads “I’m human.” It was a lot easier when I wanted to be a German Shepherd. I simply bought lederhosen. + nycman, wsc, Luv2play and 1 other 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted July 29, 2023 Author Share Posted July 29, 2023 Stuck in reverse Malfunction at Rye Playland causes ride to spin out of control for 10 minutes as onlookers helplessly watch A ride at Rye Playland recently malfunctioned, spinning in reverse for 10 minutes — while packed with people. Which way did the vomit fly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 1 hour ago, samhexum said: Stuck in reverse Malfunction at Rye Playland causes ride to spin out of control for 10 minutes as onlookers helplessly watch A ride at Rye Playland recently malfunctioned, spinning in reverse for 10 minutes — while packed with people. Which way did the vomit fly? I saw that on yesterday's news. I would have just enjoyed the extra 10 minutes' ride. But to hear some of the people get off of that ride, you'd think they'd been forcibly raped. Maybe sensing some monetary settlement? 🤑 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ sync Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 It was a blessing the speed did not accelerate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ nycman Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 1 hour ago, sync said: It was a blessing the speed did not accelerate. I’m pretty sure it was physics….but yeah, it was a good thing. mike carey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ azdr0710 Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 12 hours ago, sync said: It was a blessing the speed did not accelerate. when those people arrived to fix it, I was wondering if they were just going to pull a plug and the ride would go from 60 to 0 in a nanosecond, snapping everybody's neck in the process + sync, CuriousByNature and + nycman 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted July 31, 2023 Author Share Posted July 31, 2023 NYC Dept. of Education tech boss resigns following hack of 45K confidential student, staff records I'm guessing this employment position WON'T be added to his resume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ jeezopete Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 And because there's not enough wrong with Florida already... Leprosy could become endemic in Florida as cases rise, CDC says Leprosy could become endemic in Florida as cases rise, CDC says WWW.WFLA.COM Florida is seeing a rise in leprosy cases that could mean the disease is now endemic in the Sunshine State, according to a letter published by the Centers for... Luv2play 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
56harrisond Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Chinese zoo forced to deny bear is a human in costume Chinese zoo forced to deny bear is a human in costume NYPOST.COM “Some people think I stand like a person. It seems you don’t understand me very well," Hangzhou Zoo said in a statement... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Lucky Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 From today's wsj.com: Put ‘Great Sex’ on Your Vacation To-Do List The Wall Street Journal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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