samhexum Posted August 1, 2023 Author Share Posted August 1, 2023 32 minutes ago, Lucky said: From today's wsj.com: Put ‘Great Sex’ on Your Vacation To-Do List The Wall Street Journal? NY Times shocks readers with story ranking 'five best clitoral vibrators' using '150 hours of research' The NY Times? + bashful 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 4 hours ago, samhexum said: NY Times shocks readers with story ranking 'five best clitoral vibrators' using '150 hours of research' The NY Times? And I thought you were a NY Post reader... 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted August 2, 2023 Author Share Posted August 2, 2023 1 minute ago, Unicorn said: And I thought you were a NY Post reader... 😁 The link is from/to the Post's story about the Times' coverage. + nycman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 (edited) Woman diverts flight after argument ‘over wine’ – ends up banned WWW.USATODAY.COM A "disruptive passenger" caused a Los Angeles-bound flight to divert to Phoenix when she refused orders from the flight crew. https://v16m-default.tiktokcdn-us.com/79a766d962afec5bba99aa5bb9a1432c/64ca00f9/video/tos/useast5/tos-useast5-ve-0068c004-tx/oIfmEA4eakAcBHRJ8g52HCAqYfq1qwhGjNPiI4/?a=1988&ch=0&cr=0&dr=0&lr=tiktok_m&cd=0|0|0|0&br=362&bt=181&cs=0&ds=1&ft=_G6uMBnZq8ZmoW7l_c_vjQI2sAhLrus&mime_type=video_mp4&qs=0&rc=PGlpN2U6PDdpOTk8N2Q1M0BpMzk0Z2Y6ZnFnbTMzZzczNEAvLWAyYS01XzQxMTMyXmMuYSMzcHI1cjQwXi1gLS1kMS9zcw%3D%3D&l=2023080201060567DA32A392CC1D08E6A6&btag=e00010000 A whole plane-load of people diverted because some dumb bitch doesn't want to take her medication. 🙄 I don't suppose one could sue her? Edited August 2, 2023 by Unicorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ jeezopete Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 Lizzo forced dancers to eat bananas from sex workers’ vaginas during Amsterdam trip: bombshell lawsuit Lizzo forced dancers to eat bananas from sex workers’ vaginas... PAGESIX.COM One plaintiff claims she was forced to soil herself during a 12-hour rehearsal out of fear of being retaliated against for leaving the stage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted August 5, 2023 Author Share Posted August 5, 2023 12 Kid-Friendly Wineries Near NYC umm... a question comes to mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted August 7, 2023 Author Share Posted August 7, 2023 (edited) Bear being transported on Iraqi Airways flight escapes crate before takeoff He should have flown Qantas; they have experience with (koala) bears. Bumbling NYC crook arrested after calling cops to report car he stole was missing Is bumbling a synonym for moronic? Edited August 7, 2023 by samhexum for absolutely NO @%!*ING reason at all! + bashful and + sync 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousByNature Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 7 hours ago, samhexum said: Bear being transported on Iraqi Airways flight escapes crate before takeoff Didn't realize that husky, hirsute men would be treated that way. thomas, + sync and samhexum 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted August 9, 2023 Author Share Posted August 9, 2023 Instructor at driving school plows through front of business's building Comments like, “Look up ‘irony’ in the dictionary, and this is what you should see,” and “just popping into the office,” were among the hundreds of responses. Even 9News Denver added to the jokes by writing, “To the employee’s credit, the school’s sign above the front door says “Learn to Drive,” and not “Learn to Park,'” in its report on the incident. Lakewood police said the employee was cited for a traffic violation. + bashful 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Tygerscent Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 On 5/16/2022 at 11:56 PM, samhexum said: I lost half my body in a forklift accident — stop asking how I have sex https://nypost.com/2022/05/16/i-lost-half-my-body-in-a-forklift-accident-dont-ask-how-i-have-sex/ I’m guessing this person lost only their left side in the accident because, it seems they are all right now~ samhexum, CuriousByNature, mike carey and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted August 11, 2023 Author Share Posted August 11, 2023 WHO NEEDS VIAGRA?!?!? Supermarket shut down due to spider that can cause long, painful erections A supermarket in Austria shuttered this week after a venomous Brazilian wandering spider was spotted wandering in the bananas, TMZ reported, citing fears that a bite from the deadly creature can cause long-lasting, painful erections. The Penny market in Krems an der Donau — which is about 45 minutes west of Vienna, the nation’s capital — has reportedly been closed since Tuesday. The store manager allegedly rang the fire department after spotting the 4-inch black-and-red creepy crawly. Helpers sealed the store’s banana crates, but the spider is still at large, per The Mirror. The Brazilian wandering spider’s venom “stimulates” an erection that lasts for hours, according to Live Science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousByNature Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 59 minutes ago, samhexum said: WHO NEEDS VIAGRA?!?!? Supermarket shut down due to spider that can cause long, painful erections A supermarket in Austria shuttered this week after a venomous Brazilian wandering spider was spotted wandering in the bananas, TMZ reported, citing fears that a bite from the deadly creature can cause long-lasting, painful erections. The Penny market in Krems an der Donau — which is about 45 minutes west of Vienna, the nation’s capital — has reportedly been closed since Tuesday. The store manager allegedly rang the fire department after spotting the 4-inch black-and-red creepy crawly. Helpers sealed the store’s banana crates, but the spider is still at large, per The Mirror. The Brazilian wandering spider’s venom “stimulates” an erection that lasts for hours, according to Live Science. The stuff of nightmares. I wasn't aware that the Brazilian wandering spider has black and red markings - perhaps it is a different species of wandering spider that was amongst those bananas. I recall reading that the Brazilian variety in particular is quite aggressive, often biting several times and injecting venom rather than using defensive dry bites when threatened. I saw footage once of one running up a broom to try to bite the person who was attempting to squish it. Regarding their viagra-like venom, I would rather be impotent for my entire life than to encounter one of those beasts. samhexum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted August 11, 2023 Author Share Posted August 11, 2023 Four-star hotel in Long Island City hotel being converted into shelter for economic migrants A hotel WITHIN a hotel? That's a new one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted August 13, 2023 Author Share Posted August 13, 2023 Florida sheriff's office urges public to stop calling 911 on manatees having sex they should be glad they're not getting calls from manatees about withered retirees having sex. mike carey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted August 16, 2023 Author Share Posted August 16, 2023 Horrifying video captures bull goring matador in the rectum has anybody seen my donut pillow? w.mp4 Luv2play 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted August 18, 2023 Author Share Posted August 18, 2023 New beetle species boasts 'very large' penis: 'Unique genitalia' I see you getting ready to click on the link... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ jeezopete Posted August 19, 2023 Share Posted August 19, 2023 Yikes! 🫣 Man Splits Himself in Half After Jumping 750 Feet Off NYC Building https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/man-splits-himself-half-jumping-030339469.html + sync 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted August 19, 2023 Author Share Posted August 19, 2023 13 hours ago, jeezopete said: Man Splits Himself in Half https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/man-splits-himself-half-jumping-030339469.html the most interesting part of that story is the fact that the link is from yahoo .com entertainment! mike carey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted August 21, 2023 Author Share Posted August 21, 2023 Mom of 15, who faked death after allegedly boiling newborn puppies, found alive behind false wall not that same old story AGAIN! wsc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted August 22, 2023 Author Share Posted August 22, 2023 Queens jury convicts man of attempted murder in Wolverine-style attack on BLM protesters in 2020 maybe he had feelings of rage and inadequacy because of his tiny feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ jeezopete Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 Now THIS is a real porch pirate! Coweta County man accused of stealing neighbor's porch Coweta County man accused of stealing neighbor's porch WWW.FOX5ATLANTA.COM Porch pirate is a term usually referring to a suspect accused of stealing packages from someone’s doorstep. But an Arnco man is accused of literally stealing a porch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ sync Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 57 minutes ago, jeezopete said: Now THIS is a real porch pirate! Coweta County man accused of stealing neighbor's porch Coweta County man accused of stealing neighbor's porch WWW.FOX5ATLANTA.COM Porch pirate is a term usually referring to a suspect accused of stealing packages from someone’s doorstep. But an Arnco man is accused of literally stealing a porch... This just begs for that "golden oldie." A man hires a painter and asks him to paint his back porch. When the painter comes to collect his fee, he says "by the way, that's not a Porsche, it's a Mercedes. samhexum, thomas, + jeezopete and 2 others 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ jeezopete Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 (edited) More fun in Florida: ‘Don’t move at all, there’s a stingray and it’s on you’: Tampa woman impaled by stingray barb in Ruskin ‘Don’t move at all, there’s a stingray and it’s on you’: Tampa woman impaled by stingray barb in Ruskin WWW.WFLA.COM A Tampa Bay woman is recovering after being impaled by a venomous stingray while in Ruskin. The stingray’s barb was buried a few inches deep into her back, just missing... Yikes! And she was only knee deep in the water, just leaned back to cool off and then..... 😮 Edited August 25, 2023 by jeezopete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 2 hours ago, jeezopete said: More fun in Florida: ‘Don’t move at all, there’s a stingray and it’s on you’: Tampa woman impaled by stingray barb in Ruskin... I read that too quickly. I first understood that she was wearing Rufskin swimwear: 😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJOCK Posted August 26, 2023 Share Posted August 26, 2023 Quote Well we had a headline this week none of us have ever seen before, but I can't say more since it's political....haha MikeBiDude and samhexum 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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