Now THAT'S a headline you don't see everyday!

[samhexum]

https://qns.com/2026/07/assault-liberty-ave-head-injury-s-richmond-hill/

Man assaulted by perp with a pizza on Liberty Avenue sustaining head injury in South Richmond Hill attack

That must've been SOME thick crust!

[samhexum]

I Asked 5 Chefs To Name the Best Hot Dog Brand—They All Said the Same Thing

"Ask @pubic_assistance"?

 

https://www.aol.com/articles/asked-5-chefs-name-best-182000000.html

[pubic_assistance]

I'm with Emily Fedner. Of you're craving encased meat, go with a REAL Bratwurst or Italian Sausage. 

[samhexum]

Former snooker world champion Graeme Dott found guilty of child sex offences

isn't that what 'snooker' means?

 

[+ glutes]

AI vaginas, customisable personalities and fake bruises: the sex doll market is booming. Does it matter how the dolls are treated?

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/aug/30/sex-doll-market-booming-ai-vaginas-customisable-personalities-fake-bruises

[samhexum]

Walmart turned its famous rotisserie chicken into a purse — and it’s only $5.97

Walmart’s Traditional Chicken Purse looks remarkably like the retailer’s familiar rotisserie chicken packaging, making it an instant conversation starter.

It’s quirky, surprisingly functional and priced exactly like an actual Walmart rotisserie chicken.

If you don't need or want a full bag, you can commemorate your favorite ready-to-eat dinner with bag charms inspired by the chickens. You can get a Great Value lemon pepper seasoning bag charm, or even a miniature version of the chicken handbag.

Great Value Lemon & Pepper Seasoning Bag Charm

Great Value Louisiana Hot Sauce Bag Charm

Traditional Rotisserie Chicken Purse Replica Bag Charm

Lemon Pepper Rotisserie Chicken Purse Replica Bag Charm

Edited 16 hours ago by samhexum
for shits and giggles