+ jeezopete Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 Disney theme park guests are pooping while waiting on line for rides 🫣 Disney theme park guests are pooping while waiting on line for rides NYPOST.COM “I am in the queue for [Rise of the Resistance at Disney World] - someone let their kid take a dump on the floor,” wrote one poster on Reddit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted November 12, 2023 Author Share Posted November 12, 2023 On 11/7/2023 at 5:39 PM, jeezopete said: Disney theme park guests are pooping Washington DC CVS replaces shelves of toilet paper with framed photos of products amid rising thefts I'd buy a cheap frame, then leave this pic on their shelf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ jeezopete Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 Piglets on the loose: Firefighters corral piglets after trailer hauling 1,900 of them overturns Piglets on the loose: Firefighters corral piglets after trailer hauling 1,900 of them overturns WWW.WFLA.COM Firefighters spent Friday evening corralling thousands of piglets after a livestock truck hauling them overturned on Interstate 75 just north of Dayton, Ohio. samhexum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted November 19, 2023 Author Share Posted November 19, 2023 39 minutes ago, jeezopete said: Piglets on the loose: Firefighters corral piglets after trailer hauling 1,900 of them overturns Piglets on the loose: Firefighters corral piglets after trailer hauling 1,900 of them overturns WWW.WFLA.COM Firefighters spent Friday evening corralling thousands of piglets after a livestock truck hauling them overturned on Interstate 75 just north of Dayton, Ohio. Luv2play and + jeezopete 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ jeezopete Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 FHP: 82-year-old escapes fiery crash, gets killed by teen DUI driver minutes later 😢 FHP: 82-year-old escapes fiery crash, gets killed by teen DUI driver minutes later WWW.WFLA.COM Two people were killed by a DUI driver in Citrus County late Friday night, according to the Florida Highway Patrol. samhexum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted November 22, 2023 Author Share Posted November 22, 2023 On 9/22/2023 at 5:07 AM, jeezopete said: A wingsuit flyer was decapitated when he jumped out of a plane and got struck by its wing Pilot sentenced for decapitating wingsuit skydiver with plane's wing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ jeezopete Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 Scientists Have Bad News for Astronauts’ Genitals Scientists Have Bad News for Astronauts’ Genitals WWW.YAHOO.COM Deflategate Talk about a problem of cosmic, uh, proportions. A recent rat study conducted by NASA-funded researchers found that deep space travel might... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ jeezopete Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 And he chose It's a Small World?? Man Arrested After Getting Naked on Disneyland Ride Man Arrested After Getting Naked on Disneyland Ride WWW.YAHOO.COM The man was seen messing around with the animatronics that decorate the beloved ride, [' It's A Small World.' samhexum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted November 29, 2023 Author Share Posted November 29, 2023 Rolling Stones tour presale sends AARP site tumbling down no pithy comment could top the absurdity of the actual headline $19K worth of vaginal tightening gel syringes seized at Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport Does this tell us something interesting about the men of the Twin Cities? Anal retention: Suspect found to be hiding handgun in his rectum British inquiry finds serious failings at hospitals where worker had sex with more than 100 corpses ya think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ jeezopete Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 With an app called "Tinder" this was bound to happen sooner or later: Florida woman set Tinder date on fire over $60, police say Florida woman set Tinder date on fire over $60, police say WWW.WFLA.COM A Florida man’s Tinder date nearly turned deadly after the woman he met set him on fire, according to an arrest report. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted December 6, 2023 Author Share Posted December 6, 2023 5 hours ago, jeezopete said: With an app called "Tinder" this was bound to happen sooner or later: Florida woman set Tinder date on fire over $60, police say + sync 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 On 11/22/2023 at 2:51 PM, samhexum said: Pilot sentenced for decapitating wingsuit skydiver with plane's wing I love Love LOVE Opus and Bloom County. My favorite newspaper comic ever. This reminds me of that. samhexum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted December 26, 2023 Author Share Posted December 26, 2023 We use a 98-year-old vacuum cleaner — it's also a food processor, veggie peeler, drill and more Nuns fail to block new Atlantic City pot dispensary just feet from convent Dear God! Suspect rams stolen car into police cruisers at Taco Bell drive-thru: 'Kept his foot on the accelerator' Yo quiero Taco Bell, indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted January 3 Author Share Posted January 3 (edited) Carny stabs man with box cutter at Santa’s Enchanted Forest in Florida getting an early start on this year's naughty list, I guess... Edited January 3 by samhexum for absolutely NO @%!*ING reason at all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted January 4 Author Share Posted January 4 Fast-food customer sues Dunkin' Donuts over 'traumatic' toilet explosion the article is about a toilet that exploded, but the headline conjures up the possibility for some delightful snark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted January 8 Author Share Posted January 8 Resilient NY bull rider returns to compete at MSG a year after tearing his groin off at 'Unleash the Beast' event there are no words... wsc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 Wondering whether he was attending a horse market event!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ JEC Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 14 hours ago, samhexum said: Resilient NY bull rider returns to compete at MSG a year after tearing his groin off at 'Unleash the Beast' event there are no words... I'd like to help him with his groin recovery, maybe some massage? Stretching? + azdr0710 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wsc Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 14 hours ago, samhexum said: Resilient NY bull rider returns to compete at MSG a year after tearing his groin off at 'Unleash the Beast' event there are no words... Well, one comes to mind ... OUCH! Two men are talking in a bar and one asks the other, What's the worst pain you've ever felt? The man answered: I was walking in the woods one time and needed to take a dump real bad. So I went over by a tree, lowered my pants and shorts and squatted. I didn't know I had positioned myself right over a bear trap, and when the first turd hit the trap, it closed around my dick and balls. Wow, said the first man, so that's the most pain you've ever felt? No, said the man, that was the second worst. The worst was when I got to the end of the chain. + sync 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted January 12 Author Share Posted January 12 Bronx rider gets 2-year prison sentence for throwing pumpkin at Metro-North conductor's face Was he out of his gourd?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted January 14 Author Share Posted January 14 25 caskets from 1800s cemetery threaten to fall off cliff into Lake Norman what could the caskets possibly hope to gain by making this threat? wsc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted January 16 Author Share Posted January 16 Rare white penguin spotted at scientific base in Antarctica No whale? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted January 17 Author Share Posted January 17 More than 45 NYC office buildings are slated to become apartments Having an apartment that was once an office building sounds amazing until you have to furnish it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted January 18 Author Share Posted January 18 Delayed depature Airport employee leaps over counter, fights managers and swings chair after she's fired: 'Give me my stuff!' this is outrageous... not knowing how to spell departure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted January 18 Author Share Posted January 18 My best friend demands I wear a bra to her wedding — I have small boobs, I won't do it that's why I stopped going to weddings. (sigh!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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