tenderloin

I saw these two guys separately on consecutive nights, and the experience could not have been more different.  Truly "A Tale of Two 'Scorts"  

I had had extensive correspondence with Dakota Steele during which we agreed to everything we would get up to. He had some great vids available and has a sexy body. A verse hung kisser is my ideal.   After a few duds, I was eager for some fun. Well...
1. Showed up 90 mins late 

2. Announced upon stripping that he had some rectal problems that precluded even a peak at his tusch, never mind a tongue or other equipment. A complete no-go zone.

3. Was incapable of getting hard. When he was incapable of topping me, I asked him to at least jerk off. He couldn't cum, either. 

4. Asked to use the bathroom; was in for an extended time, and I eventually discovered that he was getting high (T) in there. 

Stay away from Dakota Steele. If you are even considering it, reach out to me and I will talk you out of it. You're welcome. 

Juan Escobar, on the other hand, is amazing. What a sweetheart. Better looking than his pictures, a genuine 8 inches (at least) with a great butt to match. Most importantly, he is a friendly, personable, uninhibited, passionate guy. He really got into it and delivered as I hoped. He is a keeper - 15 on a scale of 1-10. One of my top five ever sexual experiences.  

It's the only blessing of the US not being on the metric system - these scammers have no idea what they are doing when they put stats into fake profiles. The other day I was hit on by someone alleged to be 6'5", 135 lbs, with a 42-inch waist. Hot! 

1 hour ago, Asterisk said:

Two reviews, both one-star:

"Scam & lies. From the time of meeting to the end. Please Dont trust this account nor waste your time. Message me for further details."
       and
"Asleep after being here for 20 minutes.. Just a horrible experience.. I just wanted him GONE.. don't book this guy !!!"

Yes, I am embarrassed that I went for it. I was tempted to keep my idiocy private, but then the value of this site is that we have the opportunity to educate each other. So I hang my head in shame but hopefully will help someone else. 

Quoted me $500.  Uhm, no.

https://rentmen.eu/tighternnrighter

I seem to have a knack for picking the train wrecks..... Once again, I ignored the warning signs (two bad reviews on the RM site) and let my little head do the thinking.  I did a facetime call with him in advance and things seemed ok.  Oy.  Avoid this one at all costs. 

The lowlights:
*showed up an hour late to our already late night appointment
*refused to do all that was agreed
*tried to hide from me that he was adding a clear liquid (probably ghb) to the glass of juice I brought him
*this is a first: set a one-hour alarm on his phone, which he left in the living room; when he got out of bed to turn off the alarm he declared session ended and began dressing
*threatened to make a commotion in my building (at 3 AM) unless I wrote him a good review on RM (I refused). 

Don't even think of hiring this one. 
 

Hi Guys - I have been gradually working my way up the endowment scale, and am now ready to engage some plus-sized providers. Rentmen NYC features plenty of guys with big dicks, but of course some of them are real dicks, too.  Below is my wishlist (yes, my tastes are eclectic). Any experience with any of them? I am looking for: 1. Hung  2. Able to perform  3. A decent personality.  Anyone have any experience with the list below, or suggestions for an addition? 

Thanks! 

SEXYBBC
Yhonpaulino
NYPowerTop
Hung Schmuck

BoyXXXL

ZeusArcane

Cubantang

Alfonso

JuanEscobar

Latinobigd

I've been on a hiring spree lately, and thought I should share some insights regarding talent I haven't seen discussed here yet:

1.   Mintboys Brooklyn This guy claims to be in Park Slope, and his photos got me excited.  He agreed enthusiastically to a three-way with another provider (see below), and we texted back and forth quite a bit regarding specifics for the evening.  He confirmed the morning of, but then stopped communicating about 2 hours before showtime. He reached out a few hours later and insisted he would only show if I paid him in advance. Umm...no. Pic below

2.  Alexx  He was supposed to be the third in my three-way, but thanks to the scammer above, we had a one-on-one. Lovely guy with a sweet personality, and an eager bottom. However, he is not really a top (why he advertises as versetop I have no idea) and is definitely not as large as advertised. Still, he rescued my evening (I was pretty pissed off at the scammer above) and as a bottom he is a great choice. 

3. Rodrigo   This guy is brand new to escorting, and he is absolutely lovely. Beautiful body, nicely endowed (but not huge), and a charming personality. Fully versatile, though still finding his way as a top.  Recommended.

4  & 5.    Dhamyan also advertises on Mintboys.  Used to be part of a duo with Victor - they are scam artists who don't perform as agreed; when I hired the pair, one of the tried to distract while the other started looking through drawers and cabinets.  Avoid them both. Pictures of the scammers here

: 

https://rentmen.eu/JonesMineiro

There's not a lot to choose from in Dublin; the few who are actually willing and available tend to price themselves high reflecting the market scarcity.

This guy is a lovely exception: fully verse, enthusiastic, friendly, wonderfully-hung, and definitely providing the desired bang for the euro. I know it is a bit of a cliche, but he really is better looking than his pics. He will be there through the end of the year, so if life puts you in Dublin, he's your guy. 

https://rentmen.eu/IMvicTorNow/#platinum

https://rentmen.eu/DHAMYAN/#platinum

These two gentlemen were advertising as a duo and flagged by me and others as liars and thieves. Now they are advertising solo, but I don't imagine the game has changed. In brief: they demanded more money than agreed in advance, wouldn't do all that was agreed in advance, ended the session early, and while one of them was trying to get me to shower with him, the other was at the other end of the apartment looking in drawers.  Beware.    

Yes, Grindr probably works for the young and the pretty.  Even when one factors in the aesthetics (I do find there are a small few who are into dads & dadbods), there is still significant filtering for us mature folks to do. In NYC, my guess is that less than 30% of the profiles are actually genuine and viable. As for the rest, we have:

1. The voyeurs who are only looking to get off virtually, and never intend to actually meet anyone in person.
2. The liars who use inaccurate photos/stats to disguise age, weight, and other characteristics 
3. The scammers who are after your personal info (about five times a day I hear from a pretty Asian guy who asks me "what are you looking for here?" ...sometimes I reply "my glasses")
4. The grifters who are looking for cash, but don't tell you until you've spend 30 minutes chatting with them.
5. The trolls (homophobes) who seem to get off on pranking people ("on my way...in the subway now....")
6. The dudes currently living in Rwanda or Bolivia or Kabluchistan who know that I am the man for them and they want to spend the rest of their lives with me.
7. The brain dead who ask those great questions:
    Q "what are you into?"  A: "read my profile and you will see." 
    Q "how old are you?" A: "read my profile and you will see" 
    Q: "where are you?" A "read my profile....". 
8. Those with "unusual" tastes/preferences: Among the requests I have received are to agree to fuck someone on the subway, force odd objects into someone's rectum, parTy, etc. etc. 
   
   
   Aside from those folks, the apps are great...  

https://rentmen.eu/HairyXLatino

So I met up with this guy on Saturday.  Meh. 

On the plus side, he is friendly, looks like his pictures, and is a great kisser. 
On the other hand, he promised we would do some flipping, but once in bed he was very resistant to bottoming. When he got into the top bunk, he performed well but after about 4 minutes announced he was cumming.  You know the drill.  three minutes later he was dressing, and with ten mins was heading out the door.  And it feels a little petty to cite this, but add him to the long list of guys who need to learn how to read a tape measure. A nice dick, but not the dimensions advertised.  Par for the course....

 

And to be clear, while I am not Brad Pitt, I'm not bad looking and I'm careful about hygeine, brushed teeth, being friendly and welcoming etc.  On balance I wouldn't recommend this guy unless insta-fuck is your thing. 

It's one thing to text a few minutes before an appointment to tell your partner that you will be late (or are ready early), but to cancel at the last minute without any explanation (and boy it would have to be a good one) is just shitty. I don't care how hot he is, that earns him a place on my blocked list. Thank you for calling this out, as he was on my "to do" list (but no longer). 

https://rentmen.eu/King_Miguel

Beautiful body, big dick, verse, and market-priced. Anyone have experience with this guy?  I've searched the forums, and while there are plenty of Miguels, it doesn't appear that this particular guy has been discussed before. Any thoughts are welcome. 

3 hours ago, wsc said:

Your life, not mine, but why in the world would you invite an unknown provider (let alone two of them together) into your apartment? It just strikes me as inherently risky, and it seems you got off easy from the encounter, even if being an uncomfortable one. It could have ended much worse. (My thought has always been, they don't need to dump the body if I'm killed in my place.) Please be careful!

Fair point, but I think that risk exists in almost any rental situation unless you are seeing someone you already know. My building records all visitors, and the cameras are quite evident to folks as they walk into the foyer and enter the elevator. In NYC at least, many providers live in less desirable parts of town, so I think the risk is greater when one is entering one of these dwellings while likely carrying a large amount of cash. 

True story - I had a regular I would see in East Harlem. One time I got into the elevator with a woman who, without asking, immediately pushed the button for the floor to which I was headed. I smiled and asked her "how did you know?"  In an unfriendly tone, she replied "there's only one reason men like you come into my building, and he's on the 16th floor." 

1 minute ago, marylander1940 said:

It might be easier if you share your interactions with them on here?

Did they harm you? 

They did not physically harm me, but: in addition to not doing during the session what was explicitly agreed beforehand, and demanding a rate increase mid-session, and ending the session after only 20 minutes (after I agreed to the increase), one of them tried to distract me while the other started exploring the apartment looking on shelves and in drawers. I then ushered them both out of my apartment. They were not even out of my building before they blocked me on RM as they knew I would post a bad review. 

https://rentmen.eu/TIVERIOYDAVID

I warned about these two in a previous post. They blocked me before I could post a negative RM review, but since they already had one bad review on the site, they have rebranded to get rid of that review and start clean.  They are conmen and crooks. PM me for further detail. You've been warned. 

So now Rentmen collects from both sides - from the talent and from the audience. Usually when a site gets greedy like this a cheaper competitor comes along and takes their business. Watch this space. 

19 hours ago, Unicorn said:

Well, I have to preface by saying that I don't understand your requirement, nor does it seem to me quite reasonable to require cumming...You should bear in mind that his cumming will affect his ability to take on more clients later that day, so he may insist on a premium even larger than $100 extra.

Well, the way I see it, HE should bear it in mind.  As I said in my original post, I make it clear that cum is important for me. If he doesn't want to, or wants to try to schtuupp 20 other guys that night, he shouldn't take me on as a client because he is not willing to meet my stated expectations.  My problem is with the guys who agree, and then try to fake it. 

20 minutes ago, Bucky said:

What's your motivation for calling him out on it? 

I hire you to perform a service. I pay you your rate. You do not deliver as agreed.  I should just smile and wish you a good night? 

When I hire, I make clear that I enjoy cum and am looking for him to pop at some point during our meeting. I even say that if he isn't willing to cum in our session, I would rather not hire.  Lately I have noticed a few times when, through a variety of means (Some use a lot of saliva and/or lube to create a "wet" environment, etc... use your imagination) they put on a great act but don't actually nut. 

My question is how to respond. I understand that they are not robots, but I also know that some just want to hold off as long as possible for second or third clients. And this is something I have made clear is important to me. 

How would you react? 

Surprised to read the relatively recent negative comments here. Almost wondering if it can be the same guy I just saw Sep 7.  We both happened to be in Philly and I had a lovely evening with him. His body is in beautiful shape, his dick may not be quite 8 inches, but it is large and quite thick. He was friendly, affectionate, a great kisser, fully verse, and lovely to lie next to for a post-coitus chat. 

I understand that he now lives in NJ right over the GW bridge and can host there.  Highly recommended. PM me for further detail. 

One small bit of karma - one of them left his watch in the bathroom.  I'll sell it back to the bastard lol

As usual I let my little head do the thinking, and I regretted it with these two.   I was very clear as to what I was looking for in my RM exchange. All there in writing.

https://rent.men/JuanYJoseLatinos

On the positive side, I will say that they do indeed look like their pictures - they are gorgeous, with flawless bodies and while not as hung as they claim, nice equipment.

On the downside:

1. There was absolutely no foreplay. They were stripping down before we even got to the bedroom. They went right to the overture while I was warming up. 

2. There was little chemistry between them. I had to coach them with each move. 

3. As soon as things did start to warm up just a little, one of them refused to go further unless I increased the rate. I reluctantly agreed to a small increase given that I was just hoping to salvage something from my investment ("in for a penny..."). 

4. They each came in about 10 minutes. Or at least one of them did, the other I think just did some Joan Crawford-style overacting.  

5. They were out the door less than 30 minutes after they showed up, and that timing included showers for both. 

6. They were not even out of the building before they blocked me on RM so I cannot leave a bad review. 

Feel free to message me with questions.  Stay away from these two. Bitter lesson learned. 

On 8/8/2023 at 4:02 PM, dbar123 said:

That sucks that your 3 some was a bust. At least you got some decent enjoyment from stud #1. Did you need to call the coroner to ditch #2?

When I’ve done 3 ways on the road it’s with partnered guys. Never had an issue with energy level or feeling like a 3rd wheel.

The second guy was happy to head out (with his $$) and I was happy to show him the door. 
I guess I naively hope that if I find two guys to be attractive, they will be turned on by each other and there will be some of that "first time" magic spark.  Sometimes it works, but it is a risk. 
Definitely going to see #1 again.  He's just a sexed-up guy who was really into it.  : ) 

1 hour ago, BuffaloKyle said:

I've clicked on that first guy's ad before so glad to hear he's a good time. He states too in his ad he has a 3rd available for 3somes too bad you didn't inquire about that.

I did.  I was looking for another verse, but his partners are all hung tops. I am going to sample that someday, but I need to work up to it : ) 

But he alone is great. Top notch.