Money AND farts! Just be fair though and give the guys a heads up:
hey, you available? I want a massage. To be honest, I will probably fart in your face and if you don’t like it, I will just leave. And no, I don’t want to do it in the bathroom. It’s either in your face or I just leave! So yeah, I offer money and my stinky farts in your face. If you don’t like it, let me know and I will get someone who will.
Btw, did you get to go all the way with old Rex at some point? 🤢🤮