nycman

From the ad:
Hair color:
Dark blond
You wouldn’t happen to be blonde as well, would you?

Now THAT'S a deal! 

I believe the only "in the buff" men I saw were in the hot tub. Nonetheless, I don’t think anyone really cares whether or not you’ve got clothes on. I know the breakfast gentleman was clothed because I complimented him on his shirt. As I’ve said elsewhere, gentlemen learn to take a fucking compliment. I’m not going to bend you over and fuck out on the pool chase lounge in front of your vapid boyfriend (unless you beg)  just because you said "thank you." I’ve seen people being mugged on the NYC subway who looked less frightened for Christ’s sake. 
I would say the Hacienda clothes to naked ratio was 80:20. Unlike those 20:80 whores over at Inndulge…..grin 
 

I feel a song coming on….
 

I loved parts of Saltburn. 
Overall it’s a bit strained and a "B+" in my book, but parts of it are spectacular.

As my father once said to me when I asked for a loan, "Son, if the bank doesn’t think you’re a good risk, why the fuck should I?"
He had a point and I learned a lesson.
Whenever someone asks me for a loan, I either say "no" or I give them the money and never expect it back. I will not ask nor hint to be repaid. I will however, never make another "loan" until the first one is repaid. 
So far that has worked for me. I’m not an ass about helping others. But I’m also not a sucker. And in general our friendships have remained intact. Whether or not they repaid me.

... but I'm gonna do it anyway...🙄
I've been fucking my brains out since the late 80s. Condoms have done the trick thus far. No unwanted pregnancies and no HIV. So not much interest in all these options that give me a false sense of security to bareback everyone.

This is so true. It's why I - as bottom - do not rim most guys I have sex with because tops don't know how to keep their asshole clean. 

As my father once said to me when I asked for a loan, "Son, if the bank doesn’t think you’re a good risk, why the fuck should I?"
He had a point and I learned a lesson.
Whenever someone asks me for a loan, I either say "no" or I give them the money and never expect it back. I will not ask nor hint to be repaid. I will however, never make another "loan" until the first one is repaid. 
So far that has worked for me. I’m not an ass about helping others. But I’m also not a sucker. And in general our friendships have remained intact. Whether or not they repaid me.

Yes, yes, yes.
You have to WANT the other man inside of you.
Desperately WANT. 

So you're PAYING for a guy but assuming he's fucking you because he's horny ? 🤔
 

In addition to dick size, a lot of guys are bullshitting their height.
5'8" is the new 6'

Considering the number of guys with 10 inches (supposedly) I assumed they measure their dick from their asshole.

Stick shift is also the best vehicle anti-theft device.

Might you be guilty here of just a wee bit of hyperbole?  That said, I couldn't stop laughing.

Abort, and start using your big head. 

You voluntarily went to the Dominican Republic?
AKA "the slightly less shitty other half of Haiti"?
I have no sympathy.
My advice? Be insanely nice, calm, and friendly with the husband’s family.
They are all just waiting for you to be a C-unt. Don’t give them the satisfaction.
Swallow your pride, dignity and self worth until you are safely out of there.
Chalk it up to a "lesson learned". Do NOT bring it up with your husband…..
He’s just waiting for you to be a C-unt. Don’t give him the satisfaction.
Smile until it feels like your face will break, then smile some more.
Drink the shitty "all inclusive wine" and try not to choke. 
Then schedule the trip of your dreams when you get home.
Give it to your husband as a gift. If he has any intelligence at all, he’ll get the drift.

No, just a worn out pansy.

You voluntarily went to the Dominican Republic?
AKA "the slightly less shitty other half of Haiti"?
I have no sympathy.
My advice? Be insanely nice, calm, and friendly with the husband’s family.
They are all just waiting for you to be a C-unt. Don’t give them the satisfaction.
Swallow your pride, dignity and self worth until you are safely out of there.
Chalk it up to a "lesson learned". Do NOT bring it up with your husband…..
He’s just waiting for you to be a C-unt. Don’t give him the satisfaction.
Smile until it feels like your face will break, then smile some more.
Drink the shitty "all inclusive wine" and try not to choke. 
Then schedule the trip of your dreams when you get home.
Give it to your husband as a gift. If he has any intelligence at all, he’ll get the drift.

for many gay men of a certain age - we were never supposed to live long enough to worry about “looking like an old queer”
aging is a blessing, not a curse 
perspective 

No, just a worn out pansy.

You voluntarily went to the Dominican Republic?
AKA "the slightly less shitty other half of Haiti"?
I have no sympathy.
My advice? Be insanely nice, calm, and friendly with the husband’s family.
They are all just waiting for you to be a C-unt. Don’t give them the satisfaction.
Swallow your pride, dignity and self worth until you are safely out of there.
Chalk it up to a "lesson learned". Do NOT bring it up with your husband…..
He’s just waiting for you to be a C-unt. Don’t give him the satisfaction.
Smile until it feels like your face will break, then smile some more.
Drink the shitty "all inclusive wine" and try not to choke. 
Then schedule the trip of your dreams when you get home.
Give it to your husband as a gift. If he has any intelligence at all, he’ll get the drift.