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You know that you have been a star for a long time if you were the Mystery Guest on What's My Line. Here is Tony stumping the panel in a show from 1964. Tony Bennett's appearance is at the 11:37 mark: BoZo

Bozo also was in Toronto this weekend. Toronto has always been an incredible place for tourists. So many things going on in town. There was the big food festival in Nathan Phillips Square, and the Bastille Day events at the Distillery district. Also, the Jays were in town at the Rogers Centre, and, as usual, things were really hopping at the beautiful harbourfront. And Americans get $1.32 Can for every US dollar! As for the Cock Bar, it was Bozo's first trip since pre-COVID. @stripfan was correct that there are 2 rooms; however, one was small, seating perhaps 15 patrons comfortably (that includes the 2 tables, tiny bar, and seats pushed up against the mirrored side wall). The second room was even smaller. Bozo still cannot understand the logic behind turning the main floor into another Church Street bar while relegating the strippers/dancers to the smaller upstairs area. Thursday night was jock strap night, hosted by a drag queen . TBH, a few of the boys that night would have been better off wearing boxers and shirts. A couple of them had bellies, and were in serious need of Weight Watchers and a gym membership. There were a handful of guys in decent shape, and a few that were muscular. Thankfully, the weekend brought additional handsome, well built gym types. The great thing about the Cock Bar is that if you find the right guy, the "private area" is, by far, the best in North America. For $20.00 a song, you get to play with the boy of your choice in a private cabin that locks from the inside. It is supplied with hand sanitizer and paper towels. BoZo

His Rentmen asking price is $400. That's a lot of $$ for a sensual massage. He also advertises in RentMasseur. It's likely you'll get the same services there for half the price. MoeSaad on RentMasseur RENTMASSEUR.COM View my profile on RentMasseur.com I find it unusual that a self-described "Arab masseur" would choose a name "MoeSaad", a variation of "Mossad", the Israeli national intelligence/spy agency..... BoZo

Yes Fort Lauderdale Beach is different than South Beach, AND THANK GOD for that! Fed Up With Mayhem, Miami Beach Wants to Tame Spring Break for Good Fed Up With Mayhem, Miami Beach Wants to Tame Spring Break for Good - The New York Times WWW.NYTIMES.COM After a series of violent incidents, the city is moving to pre-empt late-night partying, but businesses worry about crimping their most profitable tourism season. Spring Break 2023: Miami Beach declares state of emergency, imposes curfew to control rowdy crowds BoZo

Inflation is STILL at a near record high: 2013 - 1.5% 2014 - 0.8% 2015 - 0.7% 2016 - 2.1% 2017 - 2.1% 2018 - 1.9% 2019 - 2.3% 2020 - 1.4% 2021 - 7.0% 2022 - 8.5% 2023 - 3.0% (to date) Current US Inflation Rates: 2000-2023 WWW.USINFLATIONCALCULATOR.COM The annual inflation rate for the United States was 3.0% for the 12 months ended June, according to U.S. Labor Department data published on July 12, 2023. This follows... The three highest rates of inflation in the last 10 years were in 2021, 2022, and 2023. Politics redacted. BoZo

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Miki Sudo, the perennial woman's Nathan's hot dog eating champ is married to Nick Wehry. Nick also enters many of the competitive food eating contests (currently ranked fourth in the world), and usually finishes third or fourth in the Nathan's contest. Nick seems no worse for the wear: Cameo by Nick Wehry | Cameo WWW.CAMEO.COM Check out this Cameo by Nick Wehry! BoZo

Bozo can't believe that he has never heard of a banana bagel. Does such a thing exist? Sounds yummy ☺️ BoZo 🤡🤡🤡

He could do that easily by writing, "To save time, I ask that when messaging you introduce yourself and tell me what it is you are looking for". That would limit time wasters without asking for stats. It is an odd request for a provider to ask. Hopefully it's not code for: "Pasty-faced redheaded clowns with bulbous noses and size 22 shoes need not apply." Words like that in an ad can be quite hurtful. BoZo

Why does he (or any provider for that matter) include these words in his ad: "To save time, I ask that when messaging you introduce yourself by sending your stats...." Is this a polite way of saying, "Only hot guys need to apply? Otherwise, don't waste your time?" BoZo

It has been over 10 years since the beloved Rabbi Hy has honored us with his presence in this forum. Rabbi Hy was not a young man. I fear for the worst, but pray for the best. Bozo is hoping that the good Rabbi finally found his elusive Jewish escort and they are living happily in the Rabbi's condo in Del Boca Vista. Sadly, I fear that he may be in heaven slinging gefilte fish and tzimmes in the Glatt kosher food court up there. BoZo

A RED flag for Bozo is whenever these words appear in a RM ad: 1. "Upscale" 2. "High class" 3. "....seeking generous men" BoZo

Bozo remembers seeing him pre-COVID - the fall of 2019. His RM name back then was SantiagoYYZ. He looked exactly like his pics. Lean, smooth, and muscular. A little smaller than I expected. But it was an enjoyable experience. He worked hard with his diet and exercise regimen to stay in top shape. Sad, if true, that he's now out-of-shape. BoZo

Alan Arkin as a Mystery Guest on "What's My Line" promoting his new Broadway play "Luv" along with his 2 co-stars - Eli Wallach and Anne Jackson. Arkin reminds Bozo of a younger and sexier version of Borat BoZo

... and at Walmart, Target, the DMV line, the theatre, the circus, AND ESPECIALLY on TV! BoZo

In person, his hair is more strawberry blonde. Certainly not a redhead...like the color of Bozo's beautiful coiff. 🤡. BoZo

Yikes! ....just another example of a beautiful guy desecrating his body with scads of ugly ink. ...Is his thinking so myopic that he doesn't realize that as the years pass the laws of gravity kick in, his skin will sag, the ink will fade, and he will look like a freakish mess. BoZo

Brandon is all over social media. Seek, and ye shall find... Matthew 7:7 BoZo

@pubic_assistance Many of us appreciate your candor and honesty. Two of the most highly admirable traits in a person. And if I disagreed, I wouldn't demean and degrade your opinion because it differs from my own. ...never ceases to amaze Bozo that so many gay people preach tolerance, yet display none of it when confronted with opposing views. They are so filled with anger and hostility. Just more hypocrisy from the "Do as I say, not as I do" crowd. And FWIW, Bozo fully agrees with your precise and punctilious description of the NYC Pride Parade, a slow but steady trek into the sewers of Gotham. BoZo

From his Rentmen ad: "I'm comfortable with many things except anal, I don't do any top or bottom ❤️" What else do you need to hear? BoZo

@TorontoDrew merci pour votre rapport detaille 🤗. Bozo will be traveling to TO next month. Still have fond memories of the glory days of Remington's in the late 90's. Sadly, those days will never return. I still don't understand the Flash-on-Church owner's logic of turning the first floor of their club into a drag bar. Is that a more successful business model than the entire club as a stripper bar? Hoping that the quality of dancers is equal to or even better than the offerings at Stock Bar and Campus. Time will tell..... BoZo

The NYC area is a competitive market. However, competition breeds excellence. Thanks for your continued efforts to bring in quality guys to the NY metro area. Best of luck! BoZo

Any recent reports on Flash/Cock Bar? Interested in the stripper bar upstairs. Any hot dancers? Have ZERO interest in the downstairs drag shows. BoZo

Any recent encounters? BoZo

tough crowd 🙄 BoZo