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Aye, Aye, Captain!!

This photo has been around for awhile, but I’m happy to see it again. Hairy chest. Bushy pits. Bearded. Beautiful.

YouTube has the 1st season of “Absolutely Fabulous” running on a continuous loop. Season 2 and 3 episodes can usually be found on-demand. Over 30 years later that shit is still so damn funny!

Now THAT sounds rather nice. I’m happy it was such a pleasurable experience for you. We all should be so lucky. 😗

Although, truthfully, I am not opposed to the occasional, mechanical, slam-bam. However, re-directing this back to the original topic, I have a lot of respect for those guys who can take it up the ass for 45+ mins. If that’s what you want, I say go for it. Bring plenty of lube.

I’m all about the good stuff that happens before I get topped - the making out and kissing and sucking and rimming and nip play and maybe a little bit of the rough stuff. Once he’s inside me I’m good for 10-15 mins before I want him to finish, maybe 20 if I’m physically comfortable. I’m not one for marathon fucking sessions. There are, of course, always exceptions. In the right mood and mindspace I wouldn’t object to multiple consecutive toppings by different men; in that situation I can go for 30-45 mins. But those scenes are rare. With providers I schedule 2 hours and that usually equates to 60+ mins of action with time to shower, converse and enjoy a drink afterwards.

One is not spoiled for choice in the LA/WeHo areas, specifically near LAX. I need some suggestions/recommendations for providers who work well with fat guys. Looking for this upcoming weekend (April 18). My preferences in men are wide-ranging and varied. Clients? Let me know whom you have hired. Providers? Reach out to me! Thank you!

You were kind to respond to me. Thank you. My question was nosy but you were gracious. I’m very sorry to read of your partner’s death, genetics, surprises, and ptsd. Take care, man.

I apologize if this is a stupid question and/or statement. Is this sort of treatment restricted to traveling between the US and Canada? I would assume “no”. I’m traveling to Mexico soon (via cruise) and have done so twice in the last 6 months and the CBP experience has been easy at best. Perfunctory, really. Look at the passport, stand there for facial recognition and “have a good time” or “welcome home”. I’m not a provider but a client with a profile that includes photos on RM. Thank you.

That sounds like fun. However, this is not the time in my life to be naked in public. May I ask why now is not the time?? Believe me when I tell you that I have a body no one wants to see naked. Perhaps your reasons are different. I learned nearly 30 years ago the joy to be experienced by being naked outside in the sun and the pleasure of jumping into the pool completely unfettered by swim trunks. Palm Springs is a perfect place for that, as is Phoenix. Another simple pleasure I hadn’t thought of.

Waking up with an erection. It doesn’t happen as often as it did when I was younger, but when it does it’s a great feeling. Second would be when an attractive waiter flirts with me at dinner. You both know nothing’s going to happen, but it’s fun while it lasts. Third would be when the spirit of my late cat makes her presence known so that I know she’s all right and is still watching out for me. Fourth would be a towel warm from the dryer as I’m stepping out of the shower. Fifth would be sleeping through the night without getting up to pee.

Damn, Daddy! Oh, hell yes!

All right … I’m no size queen … but DAMN!

A subtle intimacy …

OMG! There’s FOUR of them? Either that or I’m hammered. Again.

Alabama Daddy!

Damn! A bouillabaisse of daddy ass! (Yeah, I’m weird.)

Jeez! Talk about dinner AND dessert!!

Damn! Those Tommy’s can barely contain the bush and the balls! Nice teeth. And pizza!

OMG … that is perverted, twisted and sick. I LOVE IT!!

Oh! Where to begin? 🎼 … love … exciting and new … come aboard … we’re expecting you 🎼 🎼 meet George Jetson … his boy Elroy … daughter Judy … Jane his wife … 🎼 🎼 here’s the story … of a lovely lady 🎼 When I would hear the theme to the sitcom “Soap” I knew I was about to laugh uproariously! Dynasty, Falcon Crest, North and South … anything by Bill Conti … that saxophone in the Knots Landing theme … 🎼 Green Acres is the place to be 🎼 As soon as I quit I’ll think of a dozen more, lol! Something of an obscure reference but “Flying High” that CBS 1-season “Charlie’s Angels” knockoff about flight attendants. That was a fairly catchy theme song by David Shire if I’m not mistaken. https://youtu.be/_RR2C-8AOk0?si=fR_Q14U1fQz9QIKh Apologies - I can’t figure out how to embed the video. I’m an old man.

Dude, go back to reading books. Like the poster above me I do not have a television. My Kindle has over 20 books on it and goes with me everywhere. Or I can listen to music. YouTube is already increasing ads but occasionally there’s something worth watching. And I can watch on my phone. I’m more of an introvert so I don’t make conversation easily but I can always disappear into a book.

Simple. Honest. No trimming, no re-touching, probably got that body just by working and doing chores. Just a man with no clothes. Lovely.

When did college-age men stop developing chest hair? Or is this a fraternity thing?

Musically I’m all over the place. My iTunes playlist defies description. That said, in the car it’s either classical or classic 80’s. Also, “Classic Country”, which, for me, is pretty much anything pre-90’s going back to late 60’s (yes, I am that old) and predominantly female. Exception - 1994-1996 country brings back happy memories of my 1st husband.