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LIFE LESSON 

1. Don’t lend money to your family. Give it.

2. Never shake a hand while sitting down.

3. Stop telling people more than they need to know.

4. Never eat the last piece of something you didn't buy.

5. Don't throw your friend under the bus to impress someone.

6. Never insult the cooking when you are the guest.

7. Don't use the urinal next to an occupied one.

8. Don't take out your phone during a conversation.

9. Never take credit for work you didn't do.

10. Listen, nod, and most of all make eye contact.

11. Don't make fun of your friend in front of his kids.

12. Never let emotions overpower you.

13. Never beg for a relationship.

14. Dress well no matter what the occasion.

15. Never kick a man when he is already down.IMG_4457.thumb.jpeg.50cfd29fc3b282055e5da3bcb73c723b.jpeg

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5 hours ago, adunn1992 said:

Life's too short to see the glass half empty most of the time.

Some favorites:

"At 50% capacity" is a fact; half-full and half-empty are perspectives. Beware of perspectives masquerading as facts.

Always be suspicious of adjectives. They frequently have an agenda.

And for irony of the "heal thyself" variety - From a published Writer's Guide, "Avoid the use of pronouns as they tend to cause confusion." (Never more true than today.)

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38 minutes ago, wsc said:

Said the woman with $3 billion .

Oh cmon it applies to everyone... there are plenty of people who are outrageously wealthy who are not grateful, let's give her a break for not being one of them. 

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