+ harey Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 “I charge $250 for a massage...do you have lotion?” :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guru68 Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 "Diner's Club?" Ok, I made that up. Rod Hagen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orville Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Escort: 'You look good for your age' Being over 50, I take this one as a compliment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orville Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 (edited) "I need your full name so I can call your hotel and verify your room. They will ask for the name." "I had a great time. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN SOON." I never give my full name, but it's true front desks ask the caller the guest's name in order to transfer the call. Tricky situation. I'm confused. I know it's politeness (perhaps hypocrisy?) but if I had a good time, I would be really looking to see him again, too. Edited September 3, 2020 by orville Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orville Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 That is a real thing. I gave a friend my old iPhone after the antenna died on it. He can use it for texting and internet, but it won't place or receive calls. I don't know if it's a Millennial thing or business practice but some providers won't take phone calls. For me it's a way to "feel" him through his voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orville Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 It should be extra! Not if you are promised cum beforehand at no extra charge, but I understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orville Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 ...and that reminds me of an escort with whom I was kissing deeply, after I asked him whether he'd be okay with me eating out his muscular ass, "You're welcome to do that if you want, but I can't kiss anymore after your tongue's been in my ass!" Needless to say, I did not rim him. His kissing was too hot and I did not want to stop it!!! TruHart1 Mouthwash? MikeBiDude 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orville Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 "Are you a nipple or a balls guy?" Actually, I think that's a valid service-oriented question. I'm a nipples guy. marylander1940 and + Steve yabsley 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 I don't know if it's a Millennial thing or business practice but some providers won't take phone calls. For me it's a way to "feel" him through his voice. They would rather text for 30 minutes instead of talking for two minutes. I understand that addresses must be sent by text. Marriott? Take a look at the address and tell me exactly where it says. The problem is when clients start behaving like teenagers texting providers orville 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orville Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 not for me, just lick them, no biting! Ditto! Actually ... a little bit of biting is more than welcome ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orville Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 (edited) I cancelled a session with 4 hours notice, then received this text: "What? Do you know I turned down 2 other appointments during that time slot to see YOU? My time is important." This one is true. Seeing other clients during previous hours means they won't give you their best. On occasion, I make sure he doesn't see anyone else even 1 or two days before so he builds up a nice big load for me. Edited September 4, 2020 by orville Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orville Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 (edited) Excellent advice. One of those ideas like using whipped cream or chocolate sauce that sound good at first..... Well, I once followed his advice eating ice cream on his rock hard c*ck. Needless to say, I emptied the container before the night was over. Edited September 6, 2020 by orville marylander1940 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orville Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Escort: You're way too early, so watch tv 'til I'm done. LMAO. I wonder if it was a genuine attempt to service 2 clients together, or for you to leave and paying full rate while giving you no service. marylander1940 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geriatric Otter Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 In 19+ years of hiring, I've had mostly great experiences, but this one took the cake. I was in DC area (Alexandria) and saw a guy advertising that I had seen once in FL (once, a FREQUENT contributor to this site). Texted for him to come for 2 hrs at 7pm...he agreed. He was coming by Metro and my hotel was the Westin, about 5 minute walk from King Street Metro stop. At 8, no show. Left him a message. 8:30, phone call..."I'm wandering in the pouring rain and can't find the hotel". Looked out the window and no rain! At 9 I assumed he wasn't coming, so I ordered room service. at 9:30, just as I opened the door for my meal, I heard shouting down the hallway "WTF...why didn't you wait for me you ugly old F****? The poor waiter was scared and dumped off my burger. My room phone rang and it was said escort "*&%%%$$$ You'll never hire in DC again!!!!" Well, I have...and it wasn't him MscleLovr, marylander1940, orville and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luv2play Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 I never give my full name, but it's true front desks ask the caller the guest's name in order to transfer the call. Tricky situation. I'm confused. I know it's politeness (perhaps hypocrisy?) but if I had a good time, I would be really looking to see him again, too. I know my trusted regulars’ names and they know mine. With newbies, if I am in a hotel, I just give them my room number and tell them to ask the front desk to call up and I will go down to the lobby. If I have the time, I will sit in the lobby at the appointed hour and greet them since I have their face pic. I don’t hire without a face pic usually although sometimes the pic is rather obscure and the odd time I have reAlice’s on the first meeting why that was the case! MikeBiDude 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luv2play Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Basically if you have 4 client a day you will cum with all of them ? I personally I don’t wanna be the last one you will see !! no much milk will be left ? Could be the escort will save the cum for the last appointment of the day. One can always hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
likembbbig Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 "I'm glad you didn't kick me out." After many good times. The first time he asked to be paid "upon arrival." (u̶p̶f̶r̶o̶n̶t̶) When I paid him, upon departure, (or, to leave, as some prefer), I told him I almost kicked him out. I was annoyed with the question, it messes with the mood. He was a sweetheart. I didn't know that at the start. What a neat thing to say. I'm sure I said something about feeling the same but he already knew that. I know somebody out there is lucky. I was for a time. It's nice to remember those who make the world a better place. marylander1940 and + robear 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfer Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 In 19+ years of hiring, I've had mostly great experiences, but this one took the cake. I was in DC area (Alexandria) and saw a guy advertising that I had seen once in FL (once, a FREQUENT contributor to this site). Texted for him to come for 2 hrs at 7pm...he agreed. He was coming by Metro and my hotel was the Westin, about 5 minute walk from King Street Metro stop. At 8, no show. Left him a message. 8:30, phone call..."I'm wandering in the pouring rain and can't find the hotel". Looked out the window and no rain! At 9 I assumed he wasn't coming, so I ordered room service. at 9:30, just as I opened the door for my meal, I heard shouting down the hallway "WTF...why didn't you wait for me you ugly old F****? The poor waiter was scared and dumped off my burger. My room phone rang and it was said escort "*&%%%$$$ You'll never hire in DC again!!!!" Well, I have...and it wasn't him Oh my what a shitshow. Luckily he didn't make much of a scene at the hotel and did it mostly over the phone. I had scheduled an overnight and as I'm driving on my way over the escort texts me asking if it'd be alright if we went straight to sleep upon my arrival (at 8pm!) because he was tired from staying up all night the night before and wanted some rest. (the overnight had been booked weeks in advance, so it's not like he didn't know) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geriatric Otter Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 Oh my what a shitshow. Luckily he didn't make much of a scene at the hotel and did it mostly over the phone. I had scheduled an overnight and as I'm driving on my way over the escort texts me asking if it'd be alright if we went straight to sleep upon my arrival (at 8pm!) because he was tired from staying up all night the night before and wanted some rest. (the overnight had been booked weeks in advance, so it's not like he didn't know) OMG..."pay to watch me sleep". My guy used to post here frequently with Trumpian, capitalized rants about clients, other escorts, etc. Kevin Slater gently suggested he needed a break, which he took. Don't see his ad anymore. I've had to make do with Wilson_J and Maturedmuscle.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Farnsworth Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 "You can pay me $100 just to shake my hand." and "Get a female escort and I'll get hard for you." (Early 90's muscle escort Steve ???) One of the bad ones. marylander1940 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orville Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 (edited) Client: Hi, may I know your rate? Escort: Hi, thanks for asking, it's $300. Client: Ok. Do you do multihour? How much for 2h and 3h session? Escort: $600 and $900. Client: ? Edited September 6, 2020 by orville Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sincitymix Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 "Do you have any condoms or lube?" then "how do you feel about bareback?" :eek: Lol followed with You look clean and I know I’m clean. Hard pass no. marylander1940 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickyDC Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 "You gave me too much." The young man was visiting D.C. from the Czech Republic and his hourly rate was 300. I gave him 400 because the experience was exceptional. I guess he thought I had miscounted the bills. After I explained that it was a tip, he graciously thanked me and promised a discount on our next date, which he kept. It kind of renewed my faith in people . . . + g56whiz, peter831, liubit and 17 others 19 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfer Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 "You gave me too much." The young man was visiting D.C. from the Czech Republic and his hourly rate was 300. I gave him 400 because the experience was exceptional. I guess he thought I had miscounted the bills. After I explained that it was a tip, he graciously thanked me and promised a discount on our next date, which he kept. It kind of renewed my faith in people . . . This is really sweet Aaron James and crushme99 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luv2play Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 Client: Hi, may I know your rate? Escort: Hi, thanks for asking, it's $300. Client: Ok. Do you do multihour? How much for 2h and 3h session? Escort: $600 and $900. Client: ? At least he knew how to add.? + Vegas_Millennial 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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