pubic_assistance Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Marc in Calif said: I'm sure you'll laugh it off when jokes about bisexual men "married" to women are made about a massage provider who claims to be bisexual and "married" to a woman The joke might be about such guys having low self-esteem and small dicks. You know — the common stereotype about such men. None of my bisexual friends would take offense at that at all. They'd laugh! Go for it . I've heard it all. A joke is a joke is a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Slater Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 Moderator’s note: Gents, let’s get this thread back on track (that being where to find a Jewish escort). big-n-tall, Cooper, BabyBoomer and 3 others 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilfdave Posted October 9, 2022 Share Posted October 9, 2022 AVIVNAIM - Male Escort - Los Angeles, CA | Rent.Men This guy is amazing. + Vegas_Millennial 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ BOZO T CLOWN Posted October 9, 2022 Share Posted October 9, 2022 (edited) BoZo wouldn't mind cuddling inside of the Sukkah in flagrante delicto with Matan Shalev: Half Brazilian, half Israeli....... ALL Jewish! https://rentmen.eu/Latino_Israel Matan and Michael Lucas: https://xhamster.com/videos/michael-lucas-and-matan-shalev-mla31-p1-xhJkBFg BoZo Edited October 10, 2022 by BOZO T CLOWN pubic_assistance, Marc in Calif and Danny-Darko 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc in Calif Posted October 10, 2022 Share Posted October 10, 2022 6 hours ago, BOZO T CLOWN said: BoZo wouldn't mind cuddling inside of the Sukkah in flagrante delicto with Matan Shalev: Treyf is treyf — smelled by the chosen ones from a mile away and avoided like a plague Danny-Darko 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ BOZO T CLOWN Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 (edited) Carrying on the memory of Rabbi Hy.... ........still looking for that elusive Jewish escort to accompany Bozo to the circus Seder next week. Must be gay (NOT gay-for-pay), Jewish (NOT Jew-ish; sorry George Santos), sexy, clean shaven, presentable (absolutely NO tattoos or piercings), and able to recite the four Passover questions in Hebrew. An escort who makes homemade chopped liver, kugel, or matzoh balls is a plus. Escorts offering a Pesach discount will be given priority. The Circus Seder will be in the UWS of NYC, but willing to fly the right candidate into Gotham. BoZo Edited March 31, 2023 by BOZO T CLOWN TorontoDrew, + glutes and pubic_assistance 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc in Calif Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 1 hour ago, BOZO T CLOWN said: Carrying on the memory of Rabbi Hy.... ........still looking for that elusive Jewish escort to accompany Bozo to the circus Seder next week. Must be gay (NOT gay-for-pay), Jewish (NOT Jew-ish; sorry George Santos), sexy, clean shaven, presentable (absolutely NO tattoos or piercings), and able to recite the four Passover questions in Hebrew. An escort who makes homemade chopped liver, kugel, or matzoh balls is a plus. Escorts offering a Pesach discount will be given priority. The Circus Seder will be in the UWS of NYC, but willing to fly the right candidate into Gotham. BoZo Your ideal Hebrew will want you at least to spell correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ BOZO T CLOWN Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 14 minutes ago, Marc in Calif said: Your ideal Hebrew will want you at least to spell correctly. Care to point out what is not spelled correctly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc in Calif Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 (edited) 11 minutes ago, BOZO T CLOWN said: Care to point out what is not spelled correctly? You should ask your Rabbi Yitzchak. I'm sure he'll tell you if you fly him over. Edited March 31, 2023 by Marc in Calif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny-Darko Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 (edited) As a member of the tribe, I once too had a taste for only kosher meat and preferably Glatt!! However a year in a Jewish enclave in NY and then five years in "Eretz haKadosh" (The "Holy" Land) was enough to make me sample the delights of eating trayf. And it was love at first bit too! It's Shegetz only for me from now on! The variety and delights of trefah is enormous and might even he cleaner if you can imagine that. I took to ham and Uncut pork sausage like a duck to water and a love for Fleishig and Milchig combined. Don't waste your time boys with kashrut, it always costs more and not necessarily better quality either! Just my 2 shekels here. 😉 Edited March 31, 2023 by Danny-Darko Marc in Calif, jonnychgo, BonVivant and 7 others 3 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ BOZO T CLOWN Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 12 hours ago, Danny-Darko said: As a member of the tribe, I once too had a taste for only kosher meat and preferably Glatt!! However a year in a Jewish enclave in NY and then five years in "Eretz haKadosh" (The "Holy" Land) was enough to make me sample the delights of eating trayf. And it was love at first bit too! It's Shegetz only for me from now on! The variety and delights of trefah is enormous and might even he cleaner if you can imagine that. I took to ham and Uncut pork sausage like a duck to water and a love for Fleishig and Milchig combined. Don't waste your time boys with kashrut, it always costs more and not necessarily better quality either! Just my 2 shekels here. 😉 Nibbling on foreskin? Oy! What would Rabbi Hy think of that? Especially during Pesach. Its a shonda! .....and Bozo is still looking for that elusive Jewish escort that meets all of the pre-mentioned criteria. BoZo Danny-Darko, Marc in Calif, TorontoDrew and 2 others 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pubic_assistance Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 5 hours ago, BOZO T CLOWN said: Nibbling on foreskin? Oy! What would Rabbi Hy think of that? Especially during Pesach. Its a shonda! @BOZO T CLOWNYou never fail to bring a chuckle to the forum. Thanks Chag Sameach. + BOZO T CLOWN, TorontoDrew, Marc in Calif and 2 others 1 1 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glutes Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 One of the longest, and most entertaining threads. Bless you Rabbi Hy! coriolis888 and MikeBiDude 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ BOZO T CLOWN Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 (edited) On 4/9/2023 at 4:25 PM, Ziya said: I’m Jewish and have the little fro of curls to prove it Sorry, but as you know, body ink is pretty much verboten for our tribe. It's a deal breaker. With the High Holy Days nearly upon us, Bozo thought that once again, as an homage to the beloved Rabbi Hy, aka the Rabbi to the stars, Bozo would once again pose the age-old question: where does one find a good Jewish escort? A nice Jewish boy, no ink, no piercings, one that looks as good in a business suit as he does in his birthday suit. One that Bozo can proudly bring to the family Rosh Hashana dinner and drop a Yiddishism or two with Aunt Fay and Uncle Shlomo while munching on tzimmis and kishke. Also, to share in the Yom Kippur fast together - no food, no drink, no sex. The only boy on Rentmen that self-identifies as Jewish is not Bozo's type. Too plump. Bozo is not a chubby-chaser. BoZo Rabbi Hy, RIP Edited September 12, 2023 by BOZO T CLOWN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glutes Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 Rabbi Hy has passed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc in Calif Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 (edited) 22 hours ago, BOZO T CLOWN said: With the High Holy Days nearly upon us, Bozo thought that once again, as an homage to the beloved Rabbi Hy, aka the Rabbi to the stars, Bozo would once again pose the age-old question: where does one find a good Jewish escort? A nice Jewish boy, no ink, no piercings, one that looks as good in a business suit as he does in his birthday suit. One that Bozo can proudly bring to the family Rosh Hashana dinner and drop a Yiddishism or two with Aunt Fay and Uncle Shlomo while munching on tzimmis and kishke. Also, to share in the Yom Kippur fast together - no food, no drink, no sex. Again with the mish-spellings! Your pronunciations are usually off by a mile.😁 Edited September 12, 2023 by Marc in Calif marylander1940 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeezifonly Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 The men’s room of the best Chinese restaurant in the toniest gay neighborhood, on Christmas Eve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooper Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 Administrator’s Message Gentlemen, Just a reminder: stay on topic and no personal attacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 (edited) On 9/11/2023 at 5:41 PM, BOZO T CLOWN said: Sorry, but as you know, body ink is pretty much verboten for our tribe. It's a deal breaker. Plenty of guys with tattoos in the beaches of Tel Aviv. I don't think those rules are followed by most Jewish folks nowadays. Considering it's a relatively small ethno-religious group I wouldn't be surprised most escorts who are Jewish don't openly advertise it in order to protect their privacy. Good luck and I hope you find what you're looking for! Edited September 12, 2023 by marylander1940 + BOZO T CLOWN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonVivant Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 Do schlongs come kosher? How would it get certified? Do tell for us non-Hebro admirers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny-Darko Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 1 hour ago, marylander1940 said: Plenty of guys with tattoos in the beaches of Tel Aviv. I don't think those rules are followed by most Jewish folks nowadays. Secular Jews (like in other religions) don't follow religious laws anywhere. And the majority of Israelis and diaspora Jews are secular or not very observant, and if so to different degrees. The only reason it's not obvious is because the religious are the ones who tend to stand out, but they are a minority even among Jews. And Tel Avivi is overwhelmingly secular by Israeli standards. Tattoos have become so mainstream that more lenient rabbis are not condemning them. Then of course there are always the Baal Teshuvas (return & repentant Jews) who of course are accepted. Tattoos no longer seem to be as big of a deal as they used to among Jews and Muslims alike these days. Mixed feeling still prevail though. marylander1940, TorontoDrew and pubic_assistance 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny-Darko Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 (edited) 34 minutes ago, BonVivant said: Do schlongs come kosher? How would it get certified? Do tell for us non-Hebro admirers? Bris 8 days after birth and presently keeping kosher are good signes. But warning: If you are looking for a schlong, you'll more than likely find many more schmekels among them. 😆 And yes, there are exceptions just like with every race. "Party and Fun Size" can also be nice and enjoyable. Edited September 13, 2023 by Danny-Darko + BOZO T CLOWN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylander1940 Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 7 minutes ago, Danny-Darko said: Secular Jews (like in other religions) don't follow religious laws anywhere. And the majority of Israelis and diaspora Jews are secular or not very observant, and if so to different degrees. The only reason it's not obvious is because the religious are the ones who tend to stand out, but they are a minority even among Jews. And Tel Avivi is overwhelmingly secular by Israeli standards. Tattoos have become so mainstream that more lenient rabbis are not condemning them. Then of course there are always the Baal Teshuvas (return & repentant Jews) who of course are accepted. Tattoos no longer seem to be as big of a deal as they used to among Jews and Muslims alike these days. Mixed feeling still prevail though. Agreed! Let's do not turn this into a religious thread. Danny-Darko 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny-Darko Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 As far as Jewish Escorts, the ones I've seen advertised on RM tend to be in the LA and NYC areas, which is no surprise. There is a guy on OF and Twitter that goes by the handle "Nice Jewish Boy" (no evidence so far as to escorting) but he does do "collaborations" with all kinds of guys. Who knows what he might be up to? 😉 marylander1940 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc in Calif Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 43 minutes ago, Danny-Darko said: There is a guy on OF and Twitter that goes by the handle "Nice Jewish Boy" Do you have his exact handle? Quite a few Twitter accounts result from a search for "Nice Jewish Boy." Danny-Darko 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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