Where to find Jewish escort?

[+ glutes]

Rabbi Hy, where ever you are, here's a Kosher one for ya:

https://rentmen.eu/JewishMike/#platinum

[Gymowner]

My my. Isnt this thread under wokeism considered racist? Everyone attacking whoopi for what she said considers jews a race. So specifying one white "race" would be considered racist...  no?  Heehee

[+ purplekow]

23 minutes ago, Gymowner said:

My my. Isnt this thread under wokeism considered racist? Everyone attacking whoopi for what she said considers jews a race. So specifying one white "race" would be considered racist...  no?  Heehee

Perhaps there are posters here that want a circumsized guy and want to eliminate the step where they ask that.  

[Gymowner]

22 minutes ago, purplekow said:

Perhaps there are posters here that want a circumsized guy and want to eliminate the step where they ask that.  

That excuse is sort of like l.a. mayor saying he didnt breath with his mask off.

[Gymowner]

I believe pictures of ones crank would answer that

[Marc in Calif]

Eli Bliss in SF area (Berkeley) is sexy, hunky, kinky, and very Jewish. He's on a few escort/masseur sites 

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

Here's one for Rabbi Hy:

https://rentmasseur.com/Jewishjock

He advertises as a masseur, but his ad says he does overnights. So he must escort as well.

Apparently there was at least one name change. Usually not a good sign. Formerly College Masseur.

Prices seem excessive for a massage.

Hoping someone is willing to take the plunge on this one and report back.

The High Holy Days are only a few weeks away. 🔯✡️🔯

BoZo

[Marc in Calif]

Sorry if he's been mentioned before, but this provider has been in my Buddy List for a while. He's only 23! 

 

.https://rentmen.eu/nicejewishboy😇

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

11 hours ago, Marc in Calif said:

Sorry if he's been mentioned before, but this provider has been in my Buddy List for a while. He's only 23! 

 

.https://rentmen.eu/nicejewishboy😇

There are three escorts on Rentmen that choose to self-identify as being Jewish.

Bozo completely understands that everyone has different tastes (vive la difference), but none of the three are particularly appealing. One is too fat, one is too thin, and one is too nerdy. 

The one you point out is scrawny looking. If Bozo were to invite him over for a Shabbos dinner, I would make sure to give him an extra matzoh ball in his soup, second helpings of kugel and tzimmis, a double portion of chopped liver, and an extra big slice of chocolate babka.  Then I'd give him a 6-month pass to a gym, my business card,  and tell him to call me when he gains 20 pounds.

BoZo

Edited August 27, 2022 by BOZO T CLOWN

[Walt]

16 minutes ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

One is too fat, one is too thin, and one is too nerdy. 

Current acceptance rates

• Goldilocks -- 33%
• Harvard -- 4%
• Bozo -- 0%

Clearly Bozo is more discriminating than most.   ;-)

[Marc in Calif]

9 hours ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

Bozo completely understands that everyone has different tastes (vive la difference), but none of the three are particularly appealing. One is too fat, one is too thin, and one is too nerdy.

BoZo

Marc recognizes that preferences are just that. But he also knows that the zo likes some of the fat ones too. 

[NilsEast]

I think all three of the gentlemen discussed here are hot. 

[+ glutes]

I am tempted with this Kosher provider:

https://rentmasseur.com/Jewishjock

[coriolis888]

On 2/9/2022 at 3:26 PM, purplekow said:

Perhaps there are posters here that want a circumsized guy and want to eliminate the step where they ask that.  

Great response!

[Jostar]

I used to see Jewish twink in my city all the time. Saw him two times a month. And was also hot about him he a ginger. I fell in love because he very mature, read a lot books of history and myth. We had these great conversations and he very passionate. To bad he retired from RM. I feel a little depressed can seem to fill that void with any body else

[pubic_assistance]

Are you looking because you keep Kosher during the high holy days ?

[Marc in Calif]

On 10/1/2022 at 3:11 PM, glutes said:

I am tempted with this Kosher provider:

https://rentmasseur.com/Jewishjock

What makes you think he observes "kosher" requirements and practices? How is he more "kosher" than any other provider who is circumcised? 

[Marc in Calif]

On 10/2/2022 at 5:03 PM, pubic_assistance said:

Are you looking because you keep Kosher during the high holy days ?

Comments about specific religious practices of a provider based solely on his name are — once again — heading down the wrong track. It's not a cute joke for everyone in this forum. It might, however, be cute in your own circle. 

MODS: Can we please put an end to irrelevant and stereotyped comments about a provider's perceived behavior and attributes based only on religion? 

[+ Vegas_Millennial]

On 2/9/2022 at 3:01 PM, Gymowner said:

My my. Isnt this thread under wokeism considered racist? Everyone attacking whoopi for what she said considers jews a race. So specifying one white "race" would be considered racist...  no?  Heehee

Yahweh-forbid this entire forum be considered sexist because we only talk about men!  Hehe 😆 (...or Sheshe)

I find this topic intriguing.  It's no different than looking for a Brazilian stud, or a good Catholic boy, or a vegan.

Just the thought of some Kosher meat in my mouth .... Now I'm craving a Hebrew National 🌭

Edited October 4, 2022 by Vegas_nw1982
spelling error

[+ Vegas_Millennial]

On 10/1/2022 at 3:11 PM, glutes said:

I am tempted with this Kosher provider:

https://rentmasseur.com/Jewishjock

Thanks @glutes for finding this provider!  Or rather "Dank!"

This is the first time I've seen a massuer advertise that he's available for overnights.  That certainly cuts to the chase.  Great find

[pubic_assistance]

12 hours ago, Marc in Calif said:

It's not a cute joke for everyone in this forum. It might, however, be cute in your own circle. 

I can't be responsible for catering to every extremely emotionally triggered individual out there. 99% of everyone else got that it was a joke. There's always going to be somebody who can't take a joke. Life is just life that. I'm quite sure I could tell that to everyone of my Jewish friends because there's nothing offensive about it.

You're looking for problems where there aren't any.
 

 

Edited October 4, 2022 by pubic_assistance

[Marc in Calif]

On 10/4/2022 at 7:18 AM, pubic_assistance said:

I can't be responsible for catering to every extremely emotionally triggered individual out there. 99% of everyone else got that it was a joke. There's always going to be somebody who can't take a joke. Life is just life that. I'm quite sure I could tell that to everyone of my Jewish friends because there's nothing offensive about it.

You're looking for problems where there aren't any.
 

 

I'm sure you'll laugh it off when jokes about bisexual men "married" to women are made about a massage provider who claims to be bisexual and "married" to a woman The joke might be about such guys having low self-esteem and small dicks. You know —  the common stereotype about such men. None of my bisexual friends would take offense at that at all. They'd laugh! 

 

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

On 10/4/2022 at 10:18 AM, pubic_assistance said:

I can't be responsible for catering to every extremely emotionally triggered individual out there. 99% of everyone else got that it was a joke. There's always going to be somebody who can't take a joke. Life is just life that. I'm quite sure I could tell that to everyone of my Jewish friends because there's nothing offensive about it.

You're looking for problems where there aren't any.
 

 

Liberals, in general, have no sense of humor; get offended at the drop of a hat; and rarely, if ever, take responsibility for their own actions/words.

BoZo

[+ WilliamM]

8 minutes ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

Liberals, in general, have no sense of humor; get offended at the drop of a hat; and rarely, if ever, take responsibility for their own actions/words.

BoZo

I was thrilled by by Rose  Kennedy's  charming sense of humor when she was a guest on The Dick Cavett Show.

[Marc in Calif]

24 minutes ago, BOZO T CLOWN said:

Liberals, in general, have no sense of humor; get offended at the drop of a hat; and rarely, if ever, take responsibility for their own actions/words.

BoZo

Wait... You're assuming I'm a liberal? You stereotypers sure do have LOTS of those stereotypes.🤣

What's next? Saying that all clowns are empty-headed and borderline psychotic?