Great Provider Taglines

[+ MysticMenace]

If you’re already a provider or plotting to become one in your next thrilling life chapter, have you ever daydreamed about what hilarious or unforgettable tagline you’d slap on your business card?

I was rewatching a Drag Race Pit Stop episode, and loved this line from Kylie Sonique Love:

It's always a business doing pleasure with you.

What would yours be?

[+ nycman]

13 minutes ago, MysticMenace said:

It's always a business doing pleasure with you.

You do know she isn’t the original right…..?

https://clip.cafe/the-best-little-whorehouse-in-texas-1982/good-you-know-its-always-a-business/

 

[+ ApexNomad]

54 minutes ago, MysticMenace said:

If you’re already a provider or plotting to become one in your next thrilling life chapter, have you ever daydreamed about what hilarious or unforgettable tagline you’d slap on your business card?

I was rewatching a Drag Race Pit Stop episode, and loved this line from Kylie Sonique Love:

It's always a business doing pleasure with you.

What would yours be?

If I was a provider:  Your pleasure is my business expense.

As a client: Why settle for Mr. Right when I can hire Mr. Right Now?

🤷‍♂️😂

 

 

[Nightowl]

“I’ll stick up for you”

[Simon Suraci]

“Hole Whisperer”. Too direct?

”Where happy begins…”

Lowballing clients I want to refer to street providers rocking the following tagline:

[+ purplekow]

I care enough to give the very best

Gotta a Hole lot of love

I can fill that hole in your life

Ram tough

Night Rider

I am up for going down

Rolling in and Deep

Hard Days 'n Night

 

[wsc]

I ride 'em hard and put 'em away wet!

[+ PhileasFogg]

My Meat Can’t Be Beat

Takes a Licking and Keeps on Sticking

Rammer Jammer You’ll Have My Hammer

The Cock Doc

 

 

 

 

 

Edited August 16, 2025 by PhileasFogg

[CuriousByNature]

The best bang for your buck... 😆

[+ ApexNomad]

A few more I thought of this morning over coffee. 😂

Business or pleasure? Honey, why not both?

I may work by the hour, but I’m unforgettable for a lifetime.

I don’t chase clients… I replace them.

I don’t need a sugar daddy… I am the whole bakery

 

 

 

[wsc]

22 hours ago, ApexNomad said:

A few more I thought of this morning over coffee. 😂

Business or pleasure? Honey, why not both?

I may work by the hour, but I’m unforgettable for a lifetime.

I don’t chase clients… I replace them.

I don’t need a sugar daddy… I am the whole bakery

 

 

 

Love the lifetime line!

[jeezifonly]

“When getting it for free is simply not worth the effort”

[+ ApexNomad]

Some more taglines. I have too much time on my hands folks.

I don’t clock in, I check you out.

I turn clients into regulars, and regulars into bankruptcies.

I don’t do freebies, but I do do husbands.

Love may be blind, but my rates have 20/20 vision.

🤷‍♂️

 

[+ ApexNomad]

Some men bring flowers, I bring discretion and stamina.

Why cry over your ex when you can hire an upgrade?

Champagne, candlelight, or cash app: I’m romantic in every currency.

 

[soloyo215]

On 8/15/2025 at 8:46 PM, Simon Suraci said:

“Hole Whisperer”. Too direct?

I saw in RM a profile with the name "The Butt Whisperer", so no, not too direct in my experience.

[dbar123]

I work hard for you