What is the pettiest reason you can’t date someone someone?

[+ 7829V]

If they can’t wake up early.
 

I’m more of a morning person, and i don’t expect others to wake up at 5 am. But every now and then to do stuff like hiking or go on a day trip, I expect the other person to do a reasonable effort to wake up early. 

[MscleLovr]

If they have long, sharp or ragged fingernails. Same goes for toenails.

I like men who take pride in their appearance and have very good personal hygiene as I do.

 

Edited May 19, 2022 by MscleLovr

[+ Vegas_Millennial]

If they don't have a penis

[+ poolboy48220]

On 5/19/2022 at 2:46 AM, 7829V said:

If they can’t wake up early.
 

I’m more of a morning person, and i don’t expect others to wake up at 5 am. But every now and then to do stuff like hiking or go on a day trip, I expect the other person to do a reasonable effort to wake up early. 

I'm the opposite, or used to be. An old roommate was insufferably cheerful in the morning; I'd be waking up over coffee, he'd bounce downstairs with a cheery "Good Morning!" and a look that expected the same vivacious response, rather than the grunt I responded with. 

[dbar123]

People who insist on wearing ugly cockrings

[Storm4U]

I'm not sure if this is petty, but if they have poor grammar, then I'm not dating them.

[samhexum]

12 minutes ago, Storm4U said:

I'm not sure if this is petty, but if they have poor grammar, then I'm not dating them.

Your grammar may be okay, but your spelling is atrocious.  I think you meant to write if they have a poor grandma then I'm not dating them.  And I quite agree.

Edited May 20, 2022 by samhexum
just for the hell of it

[samhexum]

On 5/19/2022 at 2:46 AM, 7829V said:

What is the pettiest reason you can’t date someone someone? 

He's prettier than I am...  hypothetically, of course, since this phenomenon has never occurred.

[+ 7829V]

If they have too many food restrictions. I’m ok with vegetarian. 

[+ cougar]

If Republician......

[Guest]

I feel a song coming on...

 

[Rudynate]

If they have an obnoxious laugh or if they laugh too much

[Rudynate]

If  I have to work too hard to keep  the conversation flowing.

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

Stupidity:  Willful or otherwise.  

Not knowing history, or, only knowing things within their narrow generational span.

Inability to sleep on airplanes.

If they automatically stand and clap at the end of every performance.

[Rand]

In no particular order:

1. Pierced nipples, dick, balls, etc. I like 'em fresh, clean and not damaged available for my mouth... I meant, enjoyment.

2. Bad lover. Things like "I won't do that in bed/to you/with you", etc.

3. Very small hands/feet/mouth. I know I know, there's no correlation, it's just my preference. The bigger the better.

5. Significantly smaller than me.

4. Ignorance. Intolerance. Non-appreciative behavior.

5. Bad (or funky) smell.

Edited May 28, 2022 by Rand
added some extra

[FrancisCA]

Picky eater...
If they dont like mushroom or tomatoes cause of texure, sure thats fine.
But if they order a plain hamberger cause they dont want vegitables, sorry im too much of an adventurous eater for that. 

[+ 7829V]

If they use poppers. Those things give me a headache. 😑

[+ The Big Guy]

2 hours ago, 7829V said:

If they use poppers. Those things give me a headache. 😑

I agree but for a different reason. I use viagra and it my understanding they can cause a bad reaction when combined.  

[HornyLatinBi]

they make noise when they eat something

[Stormy]

Right wing  ideologues or Trump supporters would be off my list 

[+ 7829V]

If we are out at a restaurant and you can’t leave your damn phone alone!

[BSR]

1 minute ago, 7829V said:

If we are out at a restaurant and you can’t leave your damn phone alone!

I don't think that's petty.  Far from it, I think the phone-fixated person is quite rude.  If he warns me ahead of time that his boss or a client might call and he has to take the call, a scenario like that, of course I'll understand.  But if his phone is so much more interesting than I am, I'll do him a favor and never bore him again.

[corndog]

If he uses Android, not iPhone.

[Guest]

People who chew gum with their mouths open just drive me up the wall!

[marylander1940]

On 5/20/2022 at 5:16 PM, 7829V said:

If they have too many food restrictions. I’m ok with vegetarian. 

Exactly! That's usually a sign they don't play well with others or adapt themselves to a situation.