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For $180-$200 I expect a fully nude erotic massage with MT, Foreplay, and HE.
I'm not asking for sex, but if I'm not getting the above, not really worth the money.

Very good, very nice. You must be the favorite client of some escorts.

Sorry to hear that. My advice is up in red.
Sometimes price does not match quality.
 
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Show off! You fancy boy ?

Thinking of new companionship in form of a dildo. Please help me with recommendations detailing the following:
 
1. Brand:
2. Model:
3. Why you like it:
4. Website / Shopping link:

Please excuse my ignorance because I'm not an escort.
But wouldn't be better to always have a late check-in on your first day in the new city,
then only book clients starting on day 2?
I think that would even give you some headspace to settle down and relax, so you're not stressed or in a rush.

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Also note that in ancient Egypt:
 
Anubis (Dog): God of death and the afterlife. He would attend the scale for the weighing of your heart and determine if your soul was allowed to enter the realm of the dead and ascend to a heavenly existence.
 
Bastet (Cat): Goddess of perfume, music, arts, and warfare. Responsible for bloodshed and carnage. She could doom a region with plague, and natural disasters. They called her "The Lady of Dread / Slaughter".
 
You can see the difference in the roles of each deity.

Not the body I'd expect from someone who goes to the gym 5x/wk but YUM!
Beautiful Colombian specimen, he can breed me any time, we won't have babies.
The neck tattoo is common among the working class in Latin America.
That and the trades pic wearing his helmet made my pussy wink

Well, I think all the planning it's because we don't want THIS to happen on the day of the meeting ?
 

Thank you, that is certainly a factor that could probably be considered separately, i.e.: prospecting couples. $300 for both sounds like a great deal. However I don't think there are many couples out there escorting, and for some reason (an this could be just me) I keep thinking that by hiring them, I would be the 3rd (a "stranger") in the threesome. I keep thinking that having two guys that are not a couple would give me a better sense of being an equal third part of the threesome and not a third facing a couple who I would see as a unity. Probably easier said than explained.

As a client I don't find any possible excuse and I personally, as a bottom client, would be so mad that I'd probably recognize zero or perhaps less than the half of the rate, only because I always make sure to express in advance what I want. If a guy gets into this business knowing he can't get/keep it hard - with or without help, I don't care - or for whatever reason, and he knows he's going to fail to his client, he better looks for another way of living. And yes, PNP = limp dick even for the hardest top, avoid at all costs.

What are the personality traits you dislike in a client?
What personalities make you wish you didn't take that appointment?

According to @marylander1940 , just bottom.

Excellent thread @harey !!
 
I will add my 2 cents:
 
- All "into's" checked.
- No reviews from long-established RM clients.
- Asks for upfront deposit before the meeting.
- generic/cliche copy-n-paste: "High Class", "unrushed session", "meaningful connection", "satisfaction guaranteed".

But what if you see a super hot guy, who's not on RM, that somehow states on his image or profile description he's working?
Wouldn't you consider it? I've done it a couple of times and got a really good price for an amateur experience.
I think other forum members have reported having relative success on Grinder. I admit it takes a little bit more work than RM, though.

Well, I think I've been lucky enough to find some heteroflexible dudes who really get off with me. That or they are really good actors, but in the end great fuc*ers
 

Well, I think I've been lucky enough to find some heteroflexible dudes who really get off with me. That or they are really good actors, but in the end great fuc*ers
 

Yes, Metamucil is the best-known brand of fiber pills but any brand containing Psyllium Husk (the active ingredient) should work. Regardless of the brand, I like to buy bulk so I have enough supply for a year or two. Whenever I know I'm planning an encounter I double up the dose 3 to 5 days before so make sure that it will be easier to clean up on the day of.

From what I got as an answer to this exact same question, they are trying to get an idea about you. I have zero problems telling my age and ethnicity. Height, weight if they ask (in case they have to lift me, you know what I mean). It takes two to tango. I discriminate against escorts for one or another reason. Escorts are human beings too, not sex machines that have an obligation to take anything that's put in front of them as long as there is money involved. I prefer to know he's sure he might be ok with me being me so the service is decent, rather than me being an unexpected surprise for him and spending money on a mediocre service. With that being said, I do not send pictures of me or upfront deposits, and if an escort asks for that, I move on.

You are one of the good ones ?

I couldn't agree more.
That's why I edited my previous comment on this thread.
Because we don't know what we don't know: Different strokes ...
 
Here in my city, there are escorts who consistently get reviews from the same guys.
Then you can't avoid noticing the pattern. These clients only hire caucasian escorts.
Canada prides itself in being multicultural and diverse,
but the truth is that we might be more racists than America.
But that's more for the racism vs. personal preference debate.
 
Just like you, I was still skeptical of this young man's apparent success.
On his IG, which is 2 yrs old, I could confirm he has quite a following,
showing pictures of his travels through the Middle East and Europe,
and many straight-identifying men sending him messages of affection. ?‍♂️

rent.men/ACRODAVE - 26K Visits.
instagram.com/ACRODAVE - 351K Followers.
onlyfans.com/ACRODAVE - 33.6K Likes.
 
Exactly the same name in all venues, so people find him easily.
Lists nothing in his into's but mentions IG and OF in his ad.
 
He clearly has little to no interest in escorting, hence the crazy rates and attitude, to scare clients away.
He's just using RM to drive and monetize traffic to his IG and OF, not the other way around. Pass.

rent.men/ACRODAVE - 26K Visits.
instagram.com/ACRODAVE - 351K Followers.
onlyfans.com/ACRODAVE - 33.6K Likes.
 
Exactly the same name in all venues, so people find him easily.
Lists nothing in his into's but mentions IG and OF in his ad.
 
He clearly has little to no interest in escorting, hence the crazy rates and attitude, to scare clients away.
He's just using RM to drive and monetize traffic to his IG and OF, not the other way around. Pass.

I have a hard time trying to understand some clients.
 
Statistically, gays make up to 5-10% of the population at most. So by default, we are already a reduced group where to find a sex partner.
Dating is already difficult: ageism, finding a mutual match, time and money invested, ghosting, scarcity of tops, etc.
We all have experienced the inconveniences above on Tinder, Grinder, Scruff, etc. so we move to hire escorts.
Most escorts, despite disparities, are on average better looking than most of us, clients.
 
So, a client who comes with that attitude of "I'm way better than you" or "You're not good enough for me" doesn't make any sense to me.
If you dislike most products in a store, do you stand in the middle of the floor and say "I don't like anything here!" before leaving?
Don't even look anymore, don't even complain or spread negative comments. MOVE ON somewhere else where you can find what you like.
 
I completely agree: If those clients are incapable of finding a man attractive enough or a good f*ck in NYC or SFO, they're probably just Full of it.

I partially disagree. These boys are in disadvantage yes, but they aren't 'exploited'. There's a MUTUAL agreement. Worst case one could say they're 'using' the clients, and viceversa. Rates are lower there yes, but we can't accept scams under cultural (or any) circumstances. For the record: Brazilians in general ARE thankful, these guys were just scammers. There was undue trust, money was lost, boys will be boys. But more importantly, please STOP ... fighting ... over men ... you haven't ... fucked. Only women do that, Yuck! ?