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KrisParr

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  1. Ah, Liam, one of the best in the business. So glad to see him venture out. Yes, I’ve been a random customer for several years. Not everyone’s cup of tea, but will more than appeal to most. The dude has enough testosterone for a dozen men. And yes, his prodigious member is amazing in girth, length, and flexibility. The guy is a rock star, and wish him well.

  2. My urine always sprayed like Buckingham Fountain. My wise father took me to a urologist when I reached puberty. I had to demonstrate in front of the good doctor. Anyhow, a little anesthetic and a little twinge, and a day or two of drinking lots of water followed. The doc found a tiny extra little piece of flesh just inside the tip of the urethra and removed it.  No more problems. Mom was delighted. Me, too.

  3. 3 hours ago, Harryinny said:

    I think the masseur is Alejandro Ospina and the client Daniel Montoya, both Colombian, they are a couple according to this article https://www.infobae.com/america/colombia/2021/05/27/los-secretos-de-los-dos-hombres-colombianos-que-mas-ganan-en-onlyfans/ 

    They are both hot, attractive men. I think that Ospina does not remove his shirt in the video because of his identifiable tats.

    A massage from either would be a session!

    Thanks for the clarification.

  4. Have never seen:

    Used car salesman (how about a test drive?)

    Therapist (so tell me about your mother)

    Pharmacist (maybe I need to be sure the Viagra works)

    Dry cleaner (sir, can we take a closer look at that stain?)

    Tax preparation (let’s talk about your charitable contributions)

    Gentlemen, the list is endless.

  5. 41 minutes ago, Rudynate said:

    The lightning speed at which some of these words and expressions proliferate shows that, before they became trivialized by the media, they were perfectly serviceable fixtures of the language.  They wouldn't have captured the public imagination if they didn't have some initial appeal.  If you notice a catchy turn of phrase in a post on your favorite social media site, it is probably only a matter of weeks before it has proliferated like a virus.   The one I have come to hate, which I actually liked when I first heard it, is the "current moment" or the "present moment."

    Agree. “current moment” and “present moment” = “now”  

    a few others: “at that point in time” = “then” or “at the time in question”

    My attorney brother swears he was taught to write this way in law school. I think it was “Skillful Verbose Document Creation Unsimplified 101” 

  6. 3 hours ago, tassojunior said:

    From a few things I've seen Leo Stuke is an extremely small and rather skinny guy. Any ounce of muscle looks like a mound and his hair is dyed an awful fake blond that somehow looks natural in some lighting. Cameras can lie. He's only 23 so that helps a lot. 

    Why do Reno Gold and many OF guys never have real sex? At first I thought it was because they were afraid of being dropped by OF but that's not it because many guys have full-on vigorous sex on OF and twitter. So is it because they want to tease and stretch out their careers and not their rears? Will people stop paying once they finally see them have real sex or bottom? 

    I think the whole tease thing and the prices these guys get for short vids is ridiculous. I hope they realize that by charging these prices the online sites are just Snagging their content and putting it online for free. Many fans are compulsive and I don't think it's too healthy mentally or financially. 

    A couple of years ago, Reno had a few videos of him giving and receiving oral and maybe a fuck scene here and there. I haven’t really looked lately but most of them have disappeared- pity.  Leo does seem to be maturing nicely. At least visually, that is.

  7. 5 minutes ago, nycman said:

    Whenever I’m at a bar and someone is crying into their beer
    that no one likes them, I usually observe several things…….

    A) no one wants to be around someone who’s feeling sorry for themselves,
    so the behavior is a self fulfilling prophecy. Buck-up butter cup. 

    B) the pity party host, is usually fixated on the "perfect 10’s" in the room and 
    ignoring the other 99% of the room. Look around with your eyes wide open.
    There are usually several interested men sitting right next to you that
    you’ve overlooked. 

    C) alcohol never helps the situation. 

    D) if you really think you’re that much of a shit show that no one wants to 
    be around, (you’re not but let’s assume you honestly feel this way) then start
    taking inventory and start changing the things about yourself that you can.
    None of us is gonna get new genes or win the lottery, but we can all improve
    our bodies and start being more responsible with our spending. Baby step.

    E) non-arrogant self confidence is sexy as fuck. Learn to project it. Personally, 
    having a killer wardrobe helps me pull this one off. But find whatever gives you
    confidence in being you, and use it to your advantage. 
     

    Just have to comment - don’t ignore the suggestion of “killer wardrobe”. A few years ago, I had several “appointments” with a terrific 30-something provider. One evening at my place, he made a comment about his real job working in an upper class men’s store.  One thing led to another, and I took the plunge and updated my wardrobe completely except for one ratty frat-sweatshirt I will never throw out. He really forced me out of my comfort zone - I started getting compliments like never before, and even got hit on a few times unexpectedly which turned out nicely. Yes, it was a serious financial investment, but has paid off handsomely. And yes, it’s time to drop the GQ subscription once you hit 50. 

  8. I saw a provider one time who’d just moved into a new apartment. The only thing in the bedroom was a mattress on the floor. However, it did have nice sheets and a cover. But, there were no curtains or blinds, shutters, etc. At least he was on a top floor and there wasn’t any view where we could be seen. We met in the late afternoon with the sun blazing through the windows. He tried to hang up some towels and things but it just didn’t work. The good part, though, is that the romp was a lot of fun as he was extremely good looking and a helluva ride. 

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