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On 2/5/2023 at 6:12 PM, jeezifonly said:

Sounds funnier than The Burning Bed.
 

It would be perfect if the rapist was MI State Legislator Robert Regan[R] who said: "I tell my daughters, 'Well, if rape is inevitable, you should just lie back and enjoy it.' "

 

Former IU basketball coach Bob Knight uttered the same words and got in a ton of trouble for it. 
In a 1988 television interview, NBC reporter Connie Chung asked Knight how he handled stress. He responded, ”I think if rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy it.” Knight said the quote was taken out of context.

13 hours ago, Unicorn said:

 

 

Look for the major hottie Steven Brewis:

 

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100063707050530

Steven, marry me! Woof …

16 hours ago, robberbaron4u said:

Appendage?!? Sir, give the man his just due! It is a MasterPiece!

I did say it was magnificent.  But, yeah, you’re quite correct.

Although I haven’t had the opportunity to devour his magnificent appendage for a few years, he remains at the top of my list of “escorts of distinction”. Gentlemen, indeed he is the Crème de la crème.

I wonder if he still enjoys blueberry wine. 😎

Found a new masseur in my area. Went to his place, nice setup, comfy table, good vibes. Excellent massage and the HE begins. As he’s stroking me, his shorts come off and I start blowing him. We both “arrive” at the same time. He steps away for a moment and returns with a warm damp cloth to tidy up. Blissful. I have my eyes closed and the next thing I realize is his sweet breath getting closer and he parts my lips with a delicious tongue - the deep throat kiss seemed to last forever. He finally lets go of the embrace and he’s still hard as a rock. So I had another dessert. After the rocket burst, I got dressed and he walked me to the door - with yet one more deep kiss and a squeeze of my ass. Oh yeah, I was a regular for quite some time. This was at least 15+ years ago.

A mint condition Langlitz Columbia leather biker jacket about 10 years ago for $1,200. It was custom made and fits like it was tailored for me. It still has an incredible aroma, the leather still squeaks and crackles and I’ve worn it to dozens of different occasions - dressed up with a shirt and tie for a wedding and with sandals and shorts bar-hopping in Vegas. And maybe a time or two, or fifty, to meet some hot dude for “rent” time. I could probably double or triple the $ today if I sold it. Like never will happen.

I have had the same therapeutic-only masseur for about a year now. I see her every month. She’s a PT and is amazing. She owns her own business and rents a small room in a professional building. I always tip generously because she’s so damn good. But at the first of the year, she raised her rates. No problem, I’ll still tip accordingly. But her automated appointment software now includes several choices to not only pay in advance (which I always did) but choices on how much I want to tip. Ain’t technology swell?

Ah, yes- a fashion icon who continued to wear those incredible “bullet” or “cone” shaped bras. Just like my grandma did.

It’s always fun to reminisce- my first hire was a starving med student. We were both new at the game and it started off with oral. I’ll skip the details, but my biggest mistake was not masturbating earlier in the day. I tried my best to hold back, but old one-eyed “Wilbur” had a mind of his own. My provider was incredibly kind and suggested we go to the hotel bar, have a drink and then go back for a replay. And sure enough, the second time around lasted much longer and was a virtual blast. I tipped very well.

Kroger’s online app has their brand large eggs for $2.59 a dozen ; Egglands best large are $5.49   - hmmmm, let me think about this.  Decisions, decisions.

8 hours ago, glennnnn said:

I like a close up in a blow job video when the fellator really really loves sucking cock and balls and taint and ass and just can't get enough. 

Then you should like this one.

https://gayforfans.com/video/nick-charms-nicksluckycharms-gives-collin-merp-collin_merp-a-blowjob/

Just in time for the 2022 holidays.  At least a cup of cream. Sigh.

https://gayforfans.com/video/jerking-off-with-some-mates-next-to-the-pool-reno-gold-marc-rose-marcrose69-carlos-effort/

17 hours ago, Gymowner said:

Jordan is one of the most handsome, hottest bodied men on the planet. Just oozes sex appeal. Yes yes yes!

Jordan and comedian Trae Crowder have a similar appearance - and Trae can be hot AF

https://youtu.be/i_KEK-vshvo

Any of the xBrandt boys, especially Jordan

https://gayforfans.com/performer/jordanxbrandt

Marilyn Monroe, I believe, when asked what she wore to bed, replied, “Chanel No. 5”

It’s that time of year!  Damn, such a perfect body- and at least a quarter cup of juice, going to waste.  Sigh.  
 

https://gayforfans.com/video/reno-gold-and-sepanta-arya-hunksep-jerk-off-together/

My brother had two sons, ages 7 and 9. And with a third child on the way, decided it was time to tell the boys about the facts. At the end of the enlightenment, younger son says to Dad, “you did that to Mom three times?”

CK’s Obsession paired with an aromatic leather jacket = bliss.  And then I switched to L’eau D’issey (Issey Miyake) that still gets a response after many years.

On 11/17/2022 at 3:31 PM, jtwalker said:

I'm sometimes nervous.  Kissing and massage are what work best to calm my nerves.  As backwards as it seems, I am usually most comfortable with the guys who are most forward and basically dive right in.  You really can't talk me out of nerves when that pops up.  Also, for me, nerves is a compliment as I usually only get nervous when someone is way out of my league.

And I thought I was the only one. A few years ago, for a special occasion, I hired perhaps the hottest escort ever. To my surprise, after we began our encounter, nervousness and anxiety appeared out of nowhere. Part of me was experiencing an incredible amount of being “turned on” and another part was looking for the door. The astute, handsome man picked up on it, and slowed things way down and got me to relax and breathe. The “party” eventually resumed and it was a memorable experience, for sure. But ever since then, for whatever reason, I still have to power through some jitters.

He was a wide receiver … does that count?

Not yet. But there is a hot dude who works at Dick’s Sporting Goods that I’d love to play balls with. I think he’s on our team, but not quite sure. 

Jordan’s “My Trip Down the Pink Carpet” is worth a watch. It’ll no doubt show up on Netflix soon if not already. He was very talented, agile, funny and was more than the stereo-typed characters he played. So much more. 

https://gayforfans.com/video/reno-gold-rims-and-cums-over-peachyyboy/

Our boy is back with quite an action flick. And he laps up his own cream - I’ll bet it tastes just like candy.

20 hours ago, GTMike said:

Is this someone you might value in establishing a longer lasting client provider relationship with?  Meaning someone who after this encounter next time you're in the city you could visit again or potentially he to you in the future? 

Sure, that could happen although he doesn’t travel much and I don’t see myself going to his fair land all that often. Thanks for the thought.

1 hour ago, keroscenefire said:

Does he have masseur skills? Is he vers and into/open to lots of stuff? Are you open to lots of stuff? Two-hours is fine if like it can turn into a hot massage/fisting/toy session or something like that. But I do agree if it's just sex...that can be a bit long. Just depends.

Excellent points. I’d be very interested in massage, even swapping since I have some experience as a giver and receiver. I’ll ask - thanks for the post.