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Thank you for your time and effort in posting the above - I always appreciate humour with an edge @Jamie21

Thank you for your time and effort in posting the above - I always appreciate humour with an edge @Jamie21

Thank you for your time and effort in posting the above - I always appreciate humour with an edge @Jamie21

Thank you for your time and effort in posting the above - I always appreciate humour with an edge @Jamie21

Thank you for your time and effort in posting the above - I always appreciate humour with an edge @Jamie21

Thank you for your time and effort in posting the above - I always appreciate humour with an edge @Jamie21

Thank you for your time and effort in posting the above - I always appreciate humour with an edge @Jamie21

Thank you for your time and effort in posting the above - I always appreciate humour with an edge @Jamie21

We already have a site. We discuss clients and share useful information about them such as dick size, body shape and whether they know how to suck a cock. They get a rating on various aspects of their ability as a client. 
There’s 8 scores that all add up to an overall rating. When you’ve seen a client you put his scores into the system and it calculates the client’s overall rating. That is then used to help us decide what to charge or indeed whether to respond atall to the client’s enquiry. 
The 8 scores are:
1) Desirability: 1 to 10 (where 10 is provider level desirability). Obviously on the site the scores 5 to 10 are greyed out since it’s not possible to award those. 
2) Interest: 1 to 10. This is an indication of whether the client is able to hold a conversation on anything other than his desire to get off. 
3) Communication: -10 to 10. An evaluation of his opening enquiry. ‘Hey’ gets a minus 10 score. Dick pics -11 which actually throws the system and deletes the client’s profile. The administrators are trying to fix that. Clients: don’t send dick pics if you want to keep your profile on the system.
4) Kindness: 1 to 3. The score used to go up to 10 but it never got used. 
5) Hygiene : 1 to 10. This score has a multiplier. It’s worth 2X the other scores when calculating the overall rating.
6) Ease of use: 1 to 10. Includes aspects like does he arch his back or just lie there like a sack of potatoes. (Yes I’m thinking of you- yesterday’s client…you score 1 on this).
7) Ability: 1 to 6. Not much is expected tbh. 
8). Defrayment: 1 to 10. Does he pay without haggling and how much is tipped. 
These 8 scores: or the D.I.C.K.H.E.A.D rating for short all add up over time to give us an indication of how suitable the client is to be seen. 
The system is hosted in the British Virgin Islands…so there’s no hassle with data protection. If any clients are wondering why they often get no reply from providers it could be they need to work on their Dickhead rating. 



 



 

 

I’d say first identify the area/s you would prefer, @Doe Be Doe. It’s not clear whether this is for your work or simply for pleasure.
 
Personally I like the Upper East Side. It offers a great mix of culture, restaurants etc with easy access to both Midtown for theatre and the airports. But my preference is really based on years living there. 
 
Once you settle on an area, you might approach decent hotels to ask whether they’ll rent you a room for an extended stay (say 30 nights). They may be more flexible than a rental of a furnished apartment. 

I’d say first identify the area/s you would prefer, @Doe Be Doe. It’s not clear whether this is for your work or simply for pleasure.
 
Personally I like the Upper East Side. It offers a great mix of culture, restaurants etc with easy access to both Midtown for theatre and the airports. But my preference is really based on years living there. 
 
Once you settle on an area, you might approach decent hotels to ask whether they’ll rent you a room for an extended stay (say 30 nights). They may be more flexible than a rental of a furnished apartment. 

PnP = Avoid
next please?

Depending on the jurisdiction, the age of consent varies from 16 to 18. I believe that in New York the age of consent is still 17. 
 
FWIW a majority of the states have the age of consent set at 18. Also a majority have ‘age gap’ laws which apply if both parties are young and close in age.
I understand @nycboi and it’s why, when approached by a young man, I insist on seeing ID first to check that he is of legal age. Over the years, I’ve been approached 4x by a nice, athletic young man who turned out to be aged under 18.

It’s definitely not you @d.anders
The venal desires and greed of minor celebrities is astounding. My guess is that they just doesn’t like to part with their own money.
I do recall learning years ago that Cher had written a check for $10000 when Chaz asked to have a penis, and later Cher confirmed it.
No jokes please on how many of us would like “to have a penis” but can’t get others to pay for it 😎

Another example of how rich proles love to flaunt their money and vulgarity.

So, you've been feeling flat?

Ask him question about sports.  Or, ask about his family,  his past relationships,  his growing up.  Look at the art on his walls and ask about it.  Look through old photos together.  Ask about favorites--movies, vacations,  travel destinations,  TV shows, etc. Ask follow-up questions. Then, if he doesn't reciprocate asking you, don't wait to be asked.  Start sharing your answer.
If you are both quiet,  one of you needs to talk. I have a friend that way. She is not a talker. I ask questions and follow up questions, but she doesn't live a very active life, so when she has nothing to say,  I share a lot. I go into detail.  

Communication of my desires was easy for me as I’m only a top.
If pressed to say more, I’d add that I’m affectionate but I have a dominant streak and enjoy taking charge.
I’d always express my needs by stating what I enjoy (kissing with tongue, sensual foreplay, mutual oral and topping with condom) as non-negotiable.
Again if pressed, I’d add that I want a muscleboy to dress in sexy briefs or jockstrap and although it’s optional, I find it insanely hot when a guy worships my cock lovingly and swallows my load. 

I’d always be direct and state this before a first date. Being polite, I’d simply ask if we will be mutually compatible.

There are several media "influencers" who consider themselves to be such a celebrity that they will charge you for the mere "honor" of their company. I suppose there are plenty of sad old men who spend all their time spanking it on OnlyFans who might find an in-person meet with their favorite fantasy-boy, over coffee to be scintillating.
I think overall he's not unreasonable in what he's looking for if an erotic session is priced on the high end of such services and the full service is actually less than some pornstars will charge. There's always some adoring fan who will cough up the cash. 
That will not be ME. 
 

Communication of my desires was easy for me as I’m only a top.
If pressed to say more, I’d add that I’m affectionate but I have a dominant streak and enjoy taking charge.
I’d always express my needs by stating what I enjoy (kissing with tongue, sensual foreplay, mutual oral and topping with condom) as non-negotiable.
Again if pressed, I’d add that I want a muscleboy to dress in sexy briefs or jockstrap and although it’s optional, I find it insanely hot when a guy worships my cock lovingly and swallows my load. 

I’d always be direct and state this before a first date. Being polite, I’d simply ask if we will be mutually compatible.

I know that tastes differ and everyone can be attractive to someone…but personally I’d never pay to hire him for a date. 
 
Looking back over two decades now, I dated some very handsome and beautifully built men…yet I found there was absolutely no correlation between price and pleasure on the dates.

Communication of my desires was easy for me as I’m only a top.
If pressed to say more, I’d add that I’m affectionate but I have a dominant streak and enjoy taking charge.
I’d always express my needs by stating what I enjoy (kissing with tongue, sensual foreplay, mutual oral and topping with condom) as non-negotiable.
Again if pressed, I’d add that I want a muscleboy to dress in sexy briefs or jockstrap and although it’s optional, I find it insanely hot when a guy worships my cock lovingly and swallows my load. 

I’d always be direct and state this before a first date. Being polite, I’d simply ask if we will be mutually compatible.

Communication of my desires was easy for me as I’m only a top.
If pressed to say more, I’d add that I’m affectionate but I have a dominant streak and enjoy taking charge.
I’d always express my needs by stating what I enjoy (kissing with tongue, sensual foreplay, mutual oral and topping with condom) as non-negotiable.
Again if pressed, I’d add that I want a muscleboy to dress in sexy briefs or jockstrap and although it’s optional, I find it insanely hot when a guy worships my cock lovingly and swallows my load. 

I’d always be direct and state this before a first date. Being polite, I’d simply ask if we will be mutually compatible.

In my experience. "Verse/Top" means someone mostly tops but also will bottom occasionally. "Verse/Bottom" means someone mostly bottoms but also will top occasionally. "Versatile" is 50/50 true verse flip fuck city, no problem doing either whenever.

You folks need to say where you are. I know a couple of them but they're in LA, though working out naked would be limited to one that has a home gym, you won't be able to do that at 24hrs fitness haha