Rod Hagen

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Now when you are healthy, you should get rid of that giant Hutch because as you get older, it's just another thing to stub your foot on, or worse trip and fall. That wig is your work? It's fantastic! Good for you.

Objectively, you are passing judgment and what you are in fact saying, between (funny) insults, is that you don't believe his advertised age , the implication being deception.

I had no idea he was working, that's awesome! My guess would be someone on this site has to be a regular of his, no?

Good for you! Look forward to reading it. Best advice I can give, as someone who loves to read and was an escort for over 20 years, is read the other escort Memoirs and Escort Fictions first so you can distinguish your work There are a lot of them. Congratulations. Let us know when it's up. I'm on my way out the door, but you can look for threads here, escort book, escort memoir, etc. Assuming the Position. Both Aaron Lawrence books, Boy Culture (movie is better, but book good too), most famously City of Night, plenty of escorts on this board past and present have memoirs but I'm blanking on the names, you can find them easily. Have fun!

Saw it last night. STOOOPID movie.

I don't remember that, but great to hear he has a nice Cock. Such an excellent actor.

Exactly. I dislike the movie, but that scene is exactly what I'm talking about.

A filmmaker friend of mine and I have talked about this. The problem with full frontal males in movies is that the dick can't be hard, and so unless it's someone with a big dick, like Fassbender in Shame*, it never has the impact you want it too. In my friend's movies, it's always naked ass. I can only think of a couple movies where the penis seemed powerful, even if not erect (The famous cock in Underwear scene in Wages of Fear comes first to mind). Very few movies have hard cocks. Somehow Pasolini got it done in one of my favorite movies Arabian Nights. * Michael Fassbender Penis,Shirtless Scene in Shame WWW.AZMEN.COM Watch Michael Fassbender's Penis,Shirtless scene for free on AZMen (1 minute and 22 seconds).

These are awful. What Zillenial illiterate came up with this list?

They won!

People literally use it all the time :-)

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That's a really good point. Long ago when everyone switched to messaging, I still preferred phone for that first contact. But finding a time that worked for both of us to talk, in the often times short window before meeting, was a challenge.

I love that whoever wrote this chose "crap" instead of "Fuck". "Crap" was such a popular expletive in the early '80s, it brings me back.

So fucking adorable. Months ago I went to a screening: 50th (holy shit!) anniversary of the always hilarious Blazing Saddles. Afterward, there was a Q/A w/Mel, who I think is 125 years old now. He wore a 3-piece suit for us, and was schwitzing a bit. Amazingly sharp and clever and so very funny and upbeat.

Ah yes, excellent movie. Thank you

Thank you. Hadn't heard of that. Good Cast and he is BEAUTIFUL!

Thank you. Looking forward to watching it after I Finish Mobland on Paramount. Tom Hardy, YUM! Pierce Brosnan, DOUBLE YUM!

Previously, not normally. As I've posted many times Steve Kesslar and Dance Scott flipped what was "normal" over a decade ago. Though, normal as "average" then of course you are definitely right. There are more older than average escorts in PS. The nice thing is that they get work now, where in the past they would have received only scorn and be called men working "after their sell-by date" :-)

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My Response to your first two graphs is: Orthostatic Hypotension. Starting at 40, the frequency goes up and up. It's how several of my friend hurt themselves in the middle of the night, except for the Parkinsons friends, who also should have stayed in bed. Regarding peeing, you fall back asleep? Great! But I'd put lots of money down on the second man in a race back into the ever important DEEP SLEEP between a man who drags his ass into the bathroom, then checks his phone, then one more drip in the toilet, then back to bed vs. the man who turns, pees, places the bottle back on the nightstand. The more deep sleep, the healthier you are. Third graph, I had assumed everyone carries their Insurance card on their person out in the world and also has their iPhone emergency information filled out as well as their Apple Watch Fall Alert set. It's always amusing when I eat shit snowboarding and under my glove I can feel my watch vibrations counting down to 911 because I "had a fall" and had forgotten to turn off the feature.

Wether you're 30 or 85, do these things today, don't put them off. In Order 1. On the fridge with magnets not tape: White Paper Titled !EMERGENCY! with Your name, your Date of Birth, your EMERGENCY CONTACTS in order of importance and with the note PLEASE CALL ALL 4 (?) Numbers!. And your list of medications and dosages and wether they are weekly or daily. 2. At Fedex make a credit-card size copy of that EMERGENCY paper, and put it in your wallet. Delicately, you can cover it with clear packing tape and trim that to "laminate" it. 3. Right by your door a Gallon sized Ziplock bag, or Hefty (Hefty is better) bag, with HOSPITAL in Red IN RED written on the side. Also, write, not in Red, both "+ iPhone" "+Wallet" on the side to increase likelihood that EMS will find and then shove your phone and your wallet in it, or take them along. Inside this bag put another copy of your Emergency Paper, put in a very very very long iPhone (Phone) charger WITH an outlet plug that has two usb ports as well. Also, a charger cord for your smart watch if you wear one. One or two N-95s (because why not), a hard shell glasses case. VERY important that you have a small notebook in there WITH a pen, Eyemask and silicone Earplugs. Silicone earplugs, not the uncomfortable foam ones. Underwear. Again, it's very important that this be right next to the door and visible to EMS folks in a hurry. (I put in a small bit of normal toilet paper under the assumption that the next day my partner, or anyone, would bring me a few rolls so that I never use the hospital sandpaper TP.) This is not a "Go" bag which Californians know about because of fire and Earthquake, this is a Hospital bag. No EMS ppl will hunt for a Go bag, especially if you are uncommunicative. They likely will look at your Fridge and they WILL see your bag. 4. Urinal by the bed. There is NO fucking reason to get up and down at night to pee. It's dangerous and disruptive to sleep. 5. Plug in lights in all rooms. They can be motion activated, or they can just stay lit all the time. 6. Get rid of those goddam rugs. Lastly, stop drinking liquids after 6 or 7pm. You know this already. Put some electrolyte tablet in what you drink with Supper, and after that use only the smallest bit of water to take your evening pills. Not that long ago, I was talking to a friend who had a fall getting up to pee. He never did buy a urinal no matter how many fucking times I told...asked him to. So, on the phone once he got back from the hospital I asked, "you don't have much water after dinner do you?" And he responded, "just the two glasses I drink right before bed." Me, "Why?". Him, "I think I read it's good for the skin...Isn't it?" It was not a zoom call so he could not see me over dramatically cradling my head in my hands and shaking said head back and forth. Anyway, I could have provided links to all this, but I'm off to the climbing gym. You can find these things on Amazon and put them together in less than an hour.

Ok, for historians or inexperienced clients reading this, be reassured that this does not happen "a lot" (still can't believe that's not one word) and escorts likely won't embarrass you in public, or private. It's happened, it sucks. It does not happen a lot. Or often, barely infrequently. The only thing that happens "a lot" is a good, not great, not bad, meeting that you may or may not (but come one, who are we kidding?, you may) repeat.