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MasseurFinder lists him as outcall only.

I think most of us men who eventually have sex with men knew something about ourselves long before puberty or any sort of biological education that defined it. I had a girlfriend of 5yrs and a female FWB before I first had a man at age 24. I knew from my first orgasm in the shower at age 12 where my passions lay, and it took another 12 to manifest. But we all exist within a society that molds (for better or worse) our sense of self-worth. Delays in comprehension of ourselves are rarely solely self-determined.

Most of them. (lower expectations lead to greater satisfaction experienced over the time it takes you to get home, which is all that matters, because we are men)

If your primary qualifications for a masseur are a handsome face and a big dick, what you want is an escort. Nothing wrong with wanting that, just know that you’re not actually a massage client. You’re a client in search of sex from a professional escort, at the market prices for professional escorts. Not masseurs.

If you want to find a reprise/repeat/recreation of this type of event, you will have to do without the element of surprise. Cross-check between masseur platforms and escort platforms. You want skills - but the service you’re actually hiring is escort. In major markets there are many providers who offer both. Focus on the masseur ad for education and yrs of experience, guarantee of table, and description of techniques. Hire an escort session that is largely massage. Some have set combo rates. It’s not impossible to find something close to the pleasure of your cruise experience - even better if it’s not on a bed. 🥂

I was mostly referring to the encouragement I would offer to my phobic friend. I have no plans to fly, but when they materialize, I’ll take an extra look at carrier and airport safety records, and probably be aboard as scheduled.

Don’t care how hot, how hung. Don’t care how big the place is. I book solo time . If anyone in addition to the provider is there when I show up, buh-bye.

The box office attendant does not make commission. Taking up their time A) keeps them employed, and B) is the only way to let mgmt know of your specific objection to the schedule. They’ll complain up the chain in-house. Ticket agents/brokers have no mechanism for customer complaint. Buy the ticket or not, period. The nostalgic element to your preference is valid. But, if 90% of seats sell at the highest price they can get for the schedule they offer, producers truly don’t care why a few do not. ps: many IATSE contracts have penalties after 12midnight irrespective of performance length, start/end time. The crew’s nightly post-show work can inch over that limit if it’s a long show beginning at 8, or even 7:30.

As a life-long “more bottom” it’s not unlikely that the dick makes the difference about whether he will find it pleasurable…

The guy in charge of the Federal Agency is beholden to a maniac, and has no experience in the industry. I’m not telling my friend it’s safer now than ever, which has been the argument the past few years. I have no plans to fly myself.

Want to make it heard? Go to the box office at the theatre, ask for 6 seats for “this evening’s performance”. Take up union worker’s time with seat selection, even options over several weeknight performances, then asking about dividing into to 2 credit cards, then cancel the transaction when they confirm a curtain that is not 8:00. That is how the message is conveyed if you really want to see it change.

I admire a good vacuum-“plumping” but it doesn’t (on its own) turn a dick into a beef liver you’re going to try to shove through a keyhole.

I have a friend who refuses to fly. It dates back to 2001. It’s been limiting to his life, and his husband of 17yrs, and he won’t take the steps (free at the airport!) to get past it even with consistent, but light pressure from friends. i won’t push him any longer. It’s not safe.

If it’s a show (musical 3hrs long) geared to families, the earlier start on weeknights sell better. Staggered times around the district ease traffic/sidewalk congestion and more evenly distribute dinner service at restaurants. In London, one show may start at 7:30, another at 7:45, another at 8:10… In LA, mid-week matinees are a bust. So, 2shows on Sat and Sun. The 2nd Sunday show has to start at 6:30 or it won’t sell. 8:00 looks good on posters, but may have a negative impact on attendance. All comes down to money.

Hairy ass is the best. 😍

I’m, in many ways, grateful that I didn’t dive head first into the full range of sexual activity. having been in a M/F relationship for years my understanding of the sexual terrain of the male body needed time. The very first time I was with a man, (who was likely on the DL) I swallowed 3 times. I didn’t enjoy anything anal for about a year. I always encourage anyone to spend solo time with their ass before engaging with a male partner the first time. Once you make friends, it’s a friend for life. 🍑

As a log time fan of strippers and the men who tip them, I love the idea of gay sex imagery (including extreme porn being everywhere) inside a male strip club aimed at a gay male audience. Plus… 1. Hard rule: No groups larger than 3 persons. (Men rarely travel in packs) 2. No extra fee for entry, but a charge to use the one restroom that gets cleaned. 3. Male customers are not to touch the female patrons, but are free to point, laugh, and make fun of their clothes and hair and get a free drink for apt comparisons to Dorothy Zbornak or Laura Ingraham. Make them feel out of place, old and so skeeved out that they want to leave. They can’t sue for not having fun. (It’s no different than being a sissy in phys ed class…)

If you have never climaxed to Puccini, I feel sad for you.

No Shipoopi in the bed, that crosses a line.

My first was 6” natural realistic by Doc Johnson, purchased in the mid- 80’s at Drake’s (a less skeevy gay bookstore) Melrose in Weho. Silicone only now. Some realistic, most w/texture. None 6” 😈

More of it would solve a lot of social issues. Rules: No kids around, and Don’t frighten the horses.

Tragedy presenting as Comedy

Curious. Do the instructions direct the user to massage the product in, thoroughly and vigorously, for 20 minutes?

It does work. Dashboard vinyl off-gases for longer than you think, and along with air contaminated with exhaust from surrounding vehicles, it’s not dissolved by standard ammonia-based window cleaner. I use 91% but 70 may work with a bit more application. Keep a window open for ventilation when doing it. Lots of dry polishing after with thick microfiber cloth gets rid of the smears that makes both sunlight and headlights refract.

45yrs living in LA, and there’s never been anything like this. I have friends who have lost everything, in both major fires. Tragedy continuing to unfold as winds pick up in the next few days. Red Cross and World Central Kitchen are doing tremendous work to house and feed evacuees and firefighters. Consider donating. Mother Nature always has the last word - we forget that bit in our relentless pursuit of the most stunning locations to build homes. Some beautiful places are simply not meant to be inhabited by humans.