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It’s certainly what one 50 year old looks like. When he has great genetic material. And money to make the most of it. And a career that demands it.

If I were to approach this arrangement seriously, a 3-4wk vacation together would have to be successful twice before signing papers. Expose those flaws that remain out of sight as a sole home occupant. Change is hard at our age, and the life experience we’d be bringing in has fraternal compatibility as friends, but when living together 24/7, being blind to unacceptable behavior might lay traps down the road. Thank you for bein’ a friend.

Chemistry, Talent and Timing •• the great unpredictables ••

From the Horse’s mouth, the upcoming season finale is the series finale. (Goodman a long-time fam friend…)

“I always tip in cash. Can you break a twenty?”

Read the About Me for guys in your area. Keep in mind that the experience and/or training are more valuable than hotness once they’ve got a a razor blade or bucket of hot wax with your name on it. Smooth sailing!

Pope Peggy supports the election of Cardinal Benitez.

As the Dowager Countess of Grantham told Tom Branson, “I know it doesn't make sense but if I were to look for logic I would not look for it among the English upper class” The same sentiment applies to any church government, I believe.

Uh oh. I didn’t realize this one was ending - I’m only 4eps in. I’ll catch up while recovering from my upcoming knee replacement. Titus is as sexy as ever.

Since the beginning of COVID, we binge-watched Golden Girls, Frasier, Mary Tyler Moore, Friends, and a few other live-audience sitcoms, and for me, the format is one I just can’t get into anymore. Expert writing and brilliant casting can overcome my hesitation, and both on MCM seem to fall short compared to older shows. And why must it feel like everyone on the show lives in NY, not in the desert? I hope it gets a second season for those loving it!

Rebranding a very narrow breadth of talent is every bit as effective as it sounds, I’m afraid. And a lawful subpoena can be served anywhere if necessary…

A friend was having some irritation around his butthole, it persisted, and he went to a proctologist recommended by a friend. During pre-exam consult, doc asked, “Have you had any changes in diet? “…No” “Different routine with exercise, especially lifting?” “ …No” ”How about recent homosexual activity?” “…A couple cocktail parties, Loge seats for Das Rheingold, and a fashion show…” The doctor chuckled periodically throughout the rest of the exam. (It was an easily fixed simple tiny fissure) &nbsp My friend said it was from obviously from Rheingold.

When I hire, I’ve always been able to accept a couple things from the get-go: 1. He’s interested in/attracted to me because that is what I am paying him to be for the length of our session. 2. He has a life that can be as stressful and complicated as that of us flabbier average mortals. When he can no longer play the part of being interested, I find it easy to move on.

Has warming up become passé? If the top doesn’t know how to do it for you, do it yourself. Massage and fingering (get three in there) with plenty of lube to gently stretch the inner and outer rings rather than just shoving dick in first. A blunt stab like Ennis gave Jack 🫨 can cause little tears in the muscle fibers, which result in the most discomfort after. Even after marathons with big toys, because I went slow to start, the hole got hungry enough to open slowly with no soreness after, except the back of my thighs from keeping my legs up! Warm up, boys - always use lube and massage to prevent soreness on skin tissue and in muscle fibers.

Love Bates, always. Sadly, the budget for the show didn’t allow for a supporting cast worth watching in a show that’s not exactly fresh - a 20th C format that’s gotten a little stale. Recorded the season, but haven’t gotten past Ep6.

I keep the records in… corners

The videos posted within the advertisement, in order to better display equipment and technique, may depict applications different from those involved related to my intended outcome, and, as it is merely one illustration of goods and services, I don’t let it exclude the possibility of hiring. (Most gay men are not Gold-Star Gays. We have seen vaginas and survived. We have done things to them and in them and survived…)

Lower-pitched sounds connect with my lower abdomen when having sex - grunt implies a short abrupt version, and moaning longer with deeper breath. I guess you could say I harmonize as the spirit moves me.

If you choose a spot where you and friends/colleagues might go, be prepared to make introductions should any of them happen to be there… 🥂

A lot of us have been expecting a whodunnit series this lush to be plot-driven. I think I’ve come to see each season as an expansive set of character studies and when I surrendered to that for the last 4 eps, it became less frustrating. More of a whydunnit. The consistently great casting and writing allows for us to linger over moments, tensions, glances, reactions, asides, and speeches all about shifting human relationships inside a beautiful pressure cooker. Mike knows exactly what he’s doing.

No table No thanks

It’s been way too long since I had a massage, but I compare appreciation of massage to having an appreciation of live performance. Over time, you learn what combo of techniques/talents (music, words, musicians) result in your feeling relieved or rejuvenated afterwards, and although you remember it, it’s in the moment of experience where the magic lies, when you are present and participating. But if you’re not into it the first time, it’s maybe just not for you.

I find the reactions of my body to ethyl vs nitrites very different when used in similar setting/activity. Tried BlackJack spray a while back. Heightened a couple of nerve centers, but post-play headache was just too much. Ethyl has a higher mortality rate associated with it, for whatever that’s worth. Proceed with caution. I’ve used poppers on/off for 45yrs. Never in excess - I know my parameters of quantity and timing and stay within. When it’s part of a climax, there’s an element to the experience that defies descriptive words. There will be exclusive black market poppers eventually. Bottoms with chemical engineering degrees will just need discrete financial support. The comefuckme gofundme.

Elevator pitch: ”It’s a cautionary tale of a fraternity hazing where a handsome cis-het pledge has to post an ad for gay sexual services that has to remain online for 7 days, but it all goes wrong when he responds to an inquiry and turns gay, makes a fortune over 6 months of no reviews, non-refundable deposits, and eventually meets a nice rich man with a huge piece who fucks him 5 ways to Sunday and marries him and they live happily ever after in South El Monte”

The first time I had sex with another man, I was so voraciously hungry for dick I swallowed his load 3 times. So for me, it’s a stored memory erotic link. Don’t get the opportunity as much now, but overall, swallowing is something that turns me on. Sometimes it’s not great tasting, but I’ve never gagged.