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If you choose a spot where you and friends/colleagues might go, be prepared to make introductions should any of them happen to be there… 🥂

A lot of us have been expecting a whodunnit series this lush to be plot-driven. I think I’ve come to see each season as an expansive set of character studies and when I surrendered to that for the last 4 eps, it became less frustrating. More of a whydunnit. The consistently great casting and writing allows for us to linger over moments, tensions, glances, reactions, asides, and speeches all about shifting human relationships inside a beautiful pressure cooker. Mike knows exactly what he’s doing.

No table No thanks

It’s been way too long since I had a massage, but I compare appreciation of massage to having an appreciation of live performance. Over time, you learn what combo of techniques/talents (music, words, musicians) result in your feeling relieved or rejuvenated afterwards, and although you remember it, it’s in the moment of experience where the magic lies, when you are present and participating. But if you’re not into it the first time, it’s maybe just not for you.

I find the reactions of my body to ethyl vs nitrites very different when used in similar setting/activity. Tried BlackJack spray a while back. Heightened a couple of nerve centers, but post-play headache was just too much. Ethyl has a higher mortality rate associated with it, for whatever that’s worth. Proceed with caution. I’ve used poppers on/off for 45yrs. Never in excess - I know my parameters of quantity and timing and stay within. When it’s part of a climax, there’s an element to the experience that defies descriptive words. There will be exclusive black market poppers eventually. Bottoms with chemical engineering degrees will just need discrete financial support. The comefuckme gofundme.

Elevator pitch: ”It’s a cautionary tale of a fraternity hazing where a handsome cis-het pledge has to post an ad for gay sexual services that has to remain online for 7 days, but it all goes wrong when he responds to an inquiry and turns gay, makes a fortune over 6 months of no reviews, non-refundable deposits, and eventually meets a nice rich man with a huge piece who fucks him 5 ways to Sunday and marries him and they live happily ever after in South El Monte”

The first time I had sex with another man, I was so voraciously hungry for dick I swallowed his load 3 times. So for me, it’s a stored memory erotic link. Don’t get the opportunity as much now, but overall, swallowing is something that turns me on. Sometimes it’s not great tasting, but I’ve never gagged.

White Lotus is a series, but Mike White is not sticking to the “series” format we’re used to. The only links between seasons are that it’s always set at one of many White Lotus properties, which all cater to high-end travelers, and that the story we see takes place within a week’s time. Mike may have zero repeats of staff/guests in S4, and it could even be set somewhere dry. I think of the show as a rich blend of character studies in a haves/havenots space. He always casts really well, which, for me, makes that alone so satisfying.

Someone who’s led such a privileged life he doesn’t know about anything being made in a kitchen?

Which, of course, is determined by the number of guests, the duration of visit, and how deeply they’re planning to explore the place. 😅

Getting your ass licked is always good, and sometimes so good for your well-being, it crosses into “exactly what the doctor ordered” So yes, it is therapeutic.

If your job requires you to be in the close presence of a star with a huge history of publicly known sexual aggression, and you claim you didn’t know he’s a sexual predator, I hope you also have someone to dress you in the morning and help you find your way back home. 😵‍💫

I’d practice the same level of honesty with which Sean lives his life. Lie my ass off. “I just started the Zpack for the chlamydia I caught a week and a half ago. Still one blister at the back of my throat, and I respect you too much to put you at risk” 😅

Hasn’t White successfully used blurred POV as a signature device? Bear with me… As shown, we see Saxon beating beneath the sheet while watching the sex - but then we see the sheet move aside, more leg exposed (meatless) and cut to a red/flesh drug hazed rhythmic bate-speed blur of motion overlapping Saxon POV watching them fuck, making direct eye contact w/ Locky, just as he comes (no meat) but motion blur stops, framed toe curl, guttural sound… Closeup breathless Saxon wtf face Cross to overhead - Saxon with bare flank and leg (meatless) heavy breathing legs twitching. On left, Locky and Chloe pounding. Then we see an arm moving across frame to the left, and we see Lochlan clench into Chloe just as he brings his fingers to his mouth. Meatless, but just as satisfying. 🍆 😂

The brain’s hippocampus houses hubs for both memory and imagination. So, physical links are present, but maybe there’s a bit of magic that allows a particular intersection to warm the heart with presence of a loved one.

He’s attached to a law firm that’s in a lot of headlines this weekend. He’s a very strong legal writer, and has an almost gothically mythic quality to his facial features. Tons of sex appeal. Pings my Gaydar.

Keep going, as in non-stop rhythmic slamming it in and out, is different from keep going, as in remaining present and hard throughout several variations of manual/oral/anal engagement and positions, including some rhythmic slamming. I prefer the top to be the latter.

If they have multiple names, reach out to the NAME with the profile that you like best. If he’s available now in your US city, but the other name is available now in Dubai, try another provider.

You’re hiring a massage, right? You have the right to set boundaries. It doesn’t matter why. “Only manual contact, please - I know other clients may expect oral play, but I’m more comfortable with just hand to body contact.” If he apologizes tip him really well.

It’s common for bodyworkers to be working and gaining experience in spa or sports-therapy situations, where the reviews are left for the facility/operation, not the individual. I’m personally more troubled by how he thinks the location of Hartsook/Vineland is in Glendale.

Shortest side, along top. Snug up to pubic bone measured to penis tip, while as erect as it gets - that’s the maximum insertable length at peak thrust. All the rest that traditionally gets “factored in” isn’t going inside, period, and is just window dressing. Don’t get me wrong, I love looking at a beautiful window wall, but don’t tell me the drapes hide a sliding glass door to a terrace with a view of the city when they’re just covering a porthole. 😱

A scientifically accurate 7 is quite marvelous. ( It’s usually advertised as a 9 )

As long as they stay away from the lip-plumpers, why not? 💋

Occasional trips to NY in the late 80’s led to noticing the ad in The Village Voice. Finally went in 1990, always hit the Gaiety whenever possible until it closed - always fun, occasionally thrilling… a call-back to my secret cruisy skulking well before coming out. I feel bad for the younger generations that missed out entirely on such places, before every available dick in the city was on your phone.

If that’s the case, some of your aches may be amplified by fever. Happy Z-Pack! 🥂