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This is a very clever idea, provided you already know how to clean well - having tools, products, organizational sequence, and the everyday hacks. Repeats will be scarce if clients have to hire an experienced cleaner after you leave. The Naked Maid

As a home cook for at least 6 nights/wk it's easy enough to choose veggies in the store that can be cooked. If I were still working and eating out more often, I would have problems in choosing what to eat.

I'm so glad that I live in a market where hundreds of professionals work in their home city, so that the annoyance of trying to catch some fragile moonbeam as it passes through is never part of the process for me.

Lorne can shuffle cast members in and out, but keeping a 90m format puts way too much unfunny material on the air every week. Good comedy writers have more options now, and SNL is no longer the zenith it was. A fan since its first broadcast in '75, I can now be relied upon to not watch it every week.

You may not need to hire if it will be your first. There are certainly swingers in those markets who might love the idea of being your intro, for the price of a bottle of Veuve.

Are we really still using "silly"?

Move this to Spa, include city in title, and insert link 🔗 to his profile in body.

Parking.

There are perhaps some scenarios in hiring (activity-focused, for example) where the facial handsomeness is irrelevant. "But, ooooooohhhh, can that boy fffoxtrot"

"I'm paid solely for my time" The transaction revolves around a service of a vague nature where "satisfactory conclusion" is open to a lot of interpretation. The provider wants to know what you expect of the compensated time spent in his presence. (Always anticipate the dollar amount will be more than you'd hoped.)

Mark, you have inadvertently spoken for a number of us who have been here for years...

Try it. You'll like it.

Truth is, you can have fantastic chemistry with someone who asks $25, and zero chemistry with a guy who gets $500.

A woman knocked up at age 35 will be designated a Geriatric Pregnancy. We men need to simmer down.

Is non-reciprocal, skilled, sensual masturbation performed on me, while I am already nude and completely relaxed from treatment, actually considered sex?

In a saturated market like NYC, you will likely find a few who absolutely will. Will they also tick your other boxes for stats, rate and looks - maybe not. More will list it as into, with no specificity of give/receive. Much the same as kissing, rimming really going to be a matter of chemistry in the moment, rather than something he'll guarantee before meeting, and it may be that he's eaten one client's ass, but not another's. It sure is a glorious gift when it happens.

Fee for a shower? May their guilt haunt them down every alley and into every confessional.

Be comfortable with the notion that details of your anatomy and intimate yucks and yums may be shared with mutuals. So long as it's nowhere near a connection to worklife, it's harmless for these folks to have certain pictures in their heads you may not know about...

Aloha! The number of visits I've made to the Valley Isle - and only once was there a provider actively working, in Kihei, and this was several years ago, and we were unable to connect. Maui is very gay friendly, but the tourist trade to this island is overall not in search of MM massage, I guess. If great fish tacos, whales and trade winds aren't enough of a treat, you may have to book a commuter hop to Honolulu, which can be done from Kapalua (up north) or the main airport in Kahului. Cheers!

The OP specifically mentioned the ending of a massage. A Masseur (trained or simply talented) might meet the goal of massage w/oral release, but so might an Escort (trained or simply talented) who incorporates massage into a full service session. If strong massage skills are secondary to the bj, you ought to be seeking an escort who lists massage. If you live in a med-large market, there will be guys who have 2+ ads, and among those providers, some will offer something along the lines of a 90m combo if you ask. Not hard to do cross-check research to increase the odds of getting what you want.

When I intend to book, I have a schedule in mind. Their place, day/date, duration, and time window. When I disclose that in reach-out contact, 24-48hr ahead, they're either available or not, so I don't spend a lot of back and forth about availability. I don't blast. Sequential.

The possibility that a provider might be straight is enough for some clients to be willing to shuck out a bit more, just for the thrill of seducing the naïf

I do not host for a couple of reasons, one of them being that guys are not gonna be turned on when I turn into Sue Ann Nivens. Basic: Preset sealed water bottles in the kitchen and in bedroom. Provide a clean shower/toilet, fresh towels and mouthwash set out in the bathroom. Offer soft drinks first, but make sure you know whether they're driving, as you offer more. Set out ice and glasses in reach so hunting time is not on the clock. Fuck the coasters, just for tonight.

I'm not a fan of Thai style massage, and wonder - is it just a simple equation of investment in tables and space around them, that the men's massage businesses in LA discussed here are all centered on floor-positioned body work?