Seymour Butts

His thing-thing was too soft to get into my place-place

Welp. I took the plunge this past weekend with Zane. Nice guy, engaging conversationalist, but would not recommend (for entirely apolitical reasons).

http://Http://rent.men/hazam Anyone with any experience here?

There do seem to be more and more options, but part of me feels like quantity has won out over quality. Either that or I've personally had a long unlucky streak.

I met up with him a year or two ago. Would definitely recommend. He's somehow even better looking in person. Great kisser.

https://rent.men/ChicagoBrad Anybody have any info on this specimen?

I believe David Anthony lives up that way, Norristown I think. www.rent.men/DavidAnthony

You know what, sir? You have convinced me that this is a bad idea. I don't want anyone feeling duped into something they don't want to do. I think I'll just spend all that money on myself instead. Thank you!

He is quite the specimen, isn't he? But he's spent so much of his Twitter complaining about escorting that I don't know that I'd consider hiring him.

Trust me, it won't be fifteen. Five, maximum.

Oh no no no, I was intending to cover whatever shenanigans my guests got into. But I didn't want my guests to know that. I'd much rather they think that their charm has seduced the sexiest guy at the party than think he was on the clock at the time. And as for changing the sheets, that's what the second bedroom is for!

Oh no no no, I don't intend to tell any of my guests "See that sexy guy over there? Have at him!" That way, any of my buddies who expresses interest can leave feeling good about himself that he landed such a hot commodity. After all, isn't it a nicer feeling to imagine that your charm seduced a beautiful man than to think that your (or your friend's) wallet seduced him?

Hi! I have an idea and I don't know if it's within the scope of what an escort might consider? I have a divisible by ten birthday coming up. I'm planning a party with thirty or so of my buddies, and I'd like to hire an escort as entertainment, because everyone likes to be around a sexy friendly man. Then, maybe a buddy expresses interest: they're encouraged (but if course don't have to) go up to the bedroom to do whatever, then come back downstairs to resume being charming. I know that's asking a lot, and I'm willing to pay accordingly, but I don't know if that's even the sort of thing that is on the menu? Anyone have any input or advice? PS I'd ask one of my favorites if he'd be interested in being party entertainment, but everyone I hire has the annoying habit of retiring a month or two after we meet!

I have TWICE had escorts last-minute (ie less than 24 hours) cancel on me because they were sick. Should I get a discount if I choose to see them again? The idea never even crossed my mind!

+1. This guy is sexy as fuck! Info gratefully requested!