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[+ tassojunior]

21 hours ago, jeezopete said:

🙉 And THAT'S why I take my airpods to the beach. (Of course, just about any music would be preferable to the multiple times I've heard a parent at the beach: "Johnny what did I tell you?" "Did you hear me?" "What did I just say?" "How many times do I have to tell you...?" "I'm not telling you again!" "If I have to tell you one more time....")

Never thought of that. Is there an "Ocean Waves and Seagulls" track to listen to? 

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So many times couples get caught with this question:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cv2vDtKrniY/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

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23 minutes ago, tassojunior said:

Never thought of that. Is there an "Ocean Waves and Seagulls" track to listen to? 

Haven't thought to check that out, but I will for sure. I have a Pandora station called Beach Radio. I enjoy the songs on that when the beach is too crowded and I want to close my eyes and pretend it's not. 

Update:  Just checked and Pandora has Ocean Waves stations that I'll be checking out. Thanks for the idea!

Edited August 13, 2023 by jeezopete
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42 minutes ago, tassojunior said:

Never thought of that. Is there an "Ocean Waves and Seagulls" track to listen to? 

11+ hours of ocean waves......as usual, the comments are the best part....to wit:  For people with anxiety: Close your eyes, listen deeply to the waves, breathe in count to 5, breathe out count to five do this for as many times until you are calm or asleep. Don’t forget you’re not alone you are loved you are strong you are special. I love you.

 

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11 minutes ago, azdr0710 said:

breathe in count to 5, breathe out count to five do this for as many times until you are calm or asleep. Don’t forget you’re not alone you are loved you are strong you are special. I love you.

LOL, my warped mind thought this would end with: ....do this as many times until you are calm or asleep. Don't forget you're not alone, there is someone standing at the foot of your bed....

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On 8/12/2023 at 5:35 PM, jeezopete said:

LOL, my warped mind thought this would end with: ....do this as many times until you are calm or asleep. Don't forget you're not alone, there is someone standing at the foot of your bed....

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Aren’t they usually under the bed~?

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On 8/12/2023 at 5:21 PM, azdr0710 said:

11+ hours of ocean waves......as usual, the comments are the best part....to wit:  For people with anxiety: Close your eyes, listen deeply to the waves, breathe in count to 5, breathe out count to five do this for as many times until you are calm or asleep. Don’t forget you’re not alone you are loved you are strong you are special. I love you.

 

 

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That awkward moment when you drive your Chevy to the levee but the levee isn't dry:

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8 hours ago, jeezopete said:

Very apparently not vanilla and that makes it kinky 

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7 hours ago, jeezopete said:

Or visiting you grandparents house 

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/CskRe96ITq6/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

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and here's our sweet babuska hitching a ride home from work as the crane operator in the IG above: 

Edited August 17, 2023 by tassojunior

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48 minutes ago, 56harrisond said:

how a smart mom keeps a teenage son from driving her car. 

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