Douche No More?

[+ MysticMenace]

There's a video that came out today about the A-BALL. The A-BALL, developed by Polari Labs, is a product made from seaweed and hydrated collagen designed to replace traditional douching by acting as a barrier against feces during anal sex (1:53-2:06, 2:32-2:47). It is inserted before intimacy and designed to soften and be naturally expelled within 30 minutes to an hour (7:41-8:05, 12:01-12:25). The founders' future goals include conducting human trials next year and making the product widely available in pharmacies and supermarkets to eliminate shame and improve sexual health (6:15, 27:26-27:52).

 

Would you try this?

[mtaabq]

“Eliminate shame”? I haven’t watched the video yet but, darling, I eliminated shame from my life and my vocabulary years ago! 

Having said that, I will now watch the video. 

[+ SirBillybob]

Next iteration of fun with customs / immigration officers …

Officer: A-ball, you say? This looks like an oversized gummie and the name screams illegal drug.

Entrant: No, it blocks residual rectal canal fecal matter during receptive anal intercourse and self-expels during subsequent bowel movement. I realize it rings like “8-ball” without the ‘t’ but that tracks with its size approximately one-eighth of the object length for which it is ultimately purposed. 

—- Pick one based on probability … 

Officer: Yeah, right, fancy spit-balling. Extend both hands in front of you.

Officer: But inquiring minds want to know, does it impede prostate stimulation and prostate-mediated robust ejaculation, or are thrust vibrations satisfactorily transported through the barrier?

Edited Saturday at 03:39 PM by SirBillybob

[jeezifonly]

Somehow this reminds me of an old joke from my childhood about a monkey and the pig with a cork in his butthole...

 

[Bokomaru]

There is a way to douche without douching. This is over the counter in EU but very difficult to find in the US. I’ve used it multiple times. Very effective. 

[Nue2thegame]

36 minutes ago, Bokomaru said:

There is a way to douche without douching. This is over the counter in EU but very difficult to find in the US. I’ve used it multiple times. Very effective. 

A CO-2 suppository? Sounds like a good way to turn into a human Seltzer water dispenser-  not the effect I usually go for before a date but I’ll take your word that it works. 

[+ SirBillybob]

On 3/8/2026 at 10:09 AM, Nue2thegame said:

A CO-2 suppository? Sounds like a good way to turn into a human Seltzer water dispenser-  not the effect I usually go for before a date but I’ll take your word that it works. 

They are laxative / enema, in contrast to douche. 

[+ nycman]

Wait, do you want me to stick a “seaweed and hydrated collagen” cork up my ass so you don’t get shit on your dick?

How about I just go douche instead?