Which position is your dick in when lying on the table?

[+ Jamie21]

2 hours ago, Vegas_Millennial said:

Would anal beeds be more subtle?

Depends how many…

[Nightowl]

If there’s a hole in the table, pointing it down through that hole is the only option…

[Mark_fl]

On 7/27/2025 at 5:06 AM, Jamie21 said:

I think I’m going off the subject of cock position, so apologies and please remove this to a new thread if necessary but @Simon Suraciraises a good point: preparation for massage/escort services.

If you’re expecting sexual energy, and 100% of my clients are, then as well as positioning your cock appropriately please be prepared! Let me list a few of the things I’ve had to deal with: warning- it’s graphic but this is my life so you need to know. 

A guy with such awful haemorrhoids that it looked like a bunch of cherries was protruding from his ass. He’d even applied cream to them which made it look even worse. (Maybe it wasn’t haemorrhoid cream and he was trying to make them more appetising for me?) He did say ‘I may be a little sore down there so go careful’ which I interpreted as ‘use plenty of lube and try a finger first’ but when I saw the state of it I decided nothing was going to happen in that area. Nothing. Did he really expect me to …? 

A guy who was very corpulent with dried poo between the folds of his skin when I spread his cheeks to rim his hole. The actual hole looked clean. Simon’s discreet wiping is a thing I do, but tbh it’s not possible to discreetly rub away at dried poo. I love rimming but not so much doing a lot of preparation work. 

Cheese. That’s all I’ll say. I’m cut so it’s not something I deal with personally but I’m not dealing with it in my work OK? 

Post fuck or fingering rimming. Always happy to do that after I’ve been in first time. But what goes in has got to come out squeeky clean. With a recent client I pulled out and my cock was covered in poo, which spread over the towel underneath, and onto the client’s balls and legs. When it’s runny poo like that it’s not so easy to clean up…He was face down on the table, oblivious to the situation. I told him ‘I’m just going to the bathroom to freshen up’ …. ‘Sure Jamie’ he replied …and before I went I cleaned him all up down there. Which must have been obvious because it took a while, then I dealt with myself. When I returned he’s on all fours asking me to rim him. We were near the session end so I flipped him onto his back, lifted his legs, went in (to stay in) and finished him off with my hands whilst I pretended to finish inside him (honestly I really couldn’t). When I pulled out there was another mess. I threw away the towel. 

And people complain about the rate. 

 

 

If I was ever going to graduate from being a side, I'm not now.

[whatsinaname]

i put mine up because i'm a grower and ashamed of that fact

[Nightowl]

58 minutes ago, whatsinaname said:

i put mine up because i'm a grower and ashamed of that fact

Nothing to be ashamed of.  Point it down.  As he watches it grow as he massages your inner thighs from behind could be all the motivation he needs to take things further.

[MikeBiDude]

1 hour ago, whatsinaname said:

i put mine up because i'm a grower and ashamed of that fact

Also a grower, point mine up. No reason to be ashamed!

[Poppie]

Nothing wrong with being a grower. Slowly working UP to full arousal can be HOT .... and can be quite the surprise!

[PileDriver]

I move it around because it does get uncomfortable but usually start up then get hard and have to move it down...and even then have to adjust..and I am not subtle about...prefer to strip naked as soon as possible and if someone dares to put a towel over me no thank you...even my two acupuncturists learned early on no underwear and no towel

Edited 7 hours ago by PileDriver

[soloyo215]

I don't really put much thought into that, I just make sure that it remains attached.

[+ SirBillybob]

On 5/19/2026 at 2:35 PM, viewing ownly said:

My most recent masseur and I had a good laugh when he asked me if I'm typically to the right, to the left, or around the center, and I told him that I tend to be directly below my balls, and not off to either side. He was meaning political leanings, not resting cock position. 

In which case it’s at the intersection of his labour and your party … whip optional. 

Edited 46 minutes ago by SirBillybob