samhexum Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 Short answer... yes, I have! (but I already knew that) https://nypost.com/2023/06/27/have-you-been-pooping-wrong-your-whole-life-doctor-reveals-hack/ pubic_assistance, + sync, thomas and 3 others 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liubit Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 4 hours ago, The_Impeccable_George said: Since we are on this subject, my gastroenterologist's advice is no toilet paper, no soap... May I ask, how then do you keep yourself impeccable down there, @The_Impeccable_George? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pubic_assistance Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 51 minutes ago, liubit said: May I ask, how then do you keep yourself impeccable down there, @The_Impeccable_George? We have one of those Japanese toilets that washes and dries your ass. I don't feel clean using toilet paper since we started using ours. We are planning to swap out all our toilets now. Your Man in Arlington and liubit 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ nycman Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 6 hours ago, The_Impeccable_George said: Since we are on this subject, my gastroenterologist's advice is no toilet paper, no soap... Well, now we all know who the “dirty bottom" is…..grin. ashaddams, Luv2play, liubit and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ BenjaminNicholas Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 I also own a Toto Washlet, but the real key to digestive health is positioning while on the pot. The Squatty Potty is the real deal. It also doesn't help that people usually take their phone onto the toilet, hunching over while trying to get things accomplished. No bueno. thomas, pubic_assistance, liubit and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulgarii Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 On 6/28/2023 at 3:10 AM, liubit said: May I ask, how then do you keep yourself impeccable down there, @The_Impeccable_George? A fountain bidet. I never want to live without it. I haven't used toilet paper in years! Using it is so barbaric. Lookin41, + Charlie, musclestuduws and 2 others 2 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ nycman Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 (edited) On 6/28/2023 at 6:10 AM, liubit said: May I ask, how then do you keep yourself impeccable down there, @The_Impeccable_George? 3 hours ago, Vulgarii said: A fountain bidet. I never want to live without it. I haven't used toilet paper in years! Using it is so barbaric. Nothing like an accidental reveal of an alter ego. Edited July 26, 2023 by nycman mike carey and + BenjaminNicholas 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lookin41 Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 On 6/28/2023 at 10:28 AM, samhexum said: Short answer... yes, I have! (but I already knew that) https://nypost.com/2023/06/27/have-you-been-pooping-wrong-your-whole-life-doctor-reveals-hack/ Yup. That doc is right IMO. Was a bit bunged up and straining, put the grandkids step under my feet, leaned forward a bit and glory be. It worked. jeezifonly, + Charlie and samhexum 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ sync Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 This may well be one of the downsides of overthinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Hagen Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 I've talked about it here before, the squatty potty is a morning game changer. It's that good. I'm sad that it will be in the landfill long after I'm dead, but I'm grateful for it now. + FrankR, + BenjaminNicholas, samhexum and 1 other 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousByNature Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 On 7/26/2023 at 4:09 AM, Lookin41 said: Yup. That doc is right IMO. Was a bit bunged up and straining, put the grandkids step under my feet, leaned forward a bit and glory be. It worked. At first I read that you put your grandkids under your feet, and thought, "TMI, but some families are obviously closer than others" jeezifonly, samhexum, + nycman and 5 others 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Suraci Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 On 7/26/2023 at 2:54 AM, Vulgarii said: A fountain bidet. I never want to live without it. I haven't used toilet paper in years! Using it is so barbaric. Agree! I have a separate bidet fixture next to the toilet, both in my primary bath, and guest bath. Those are amazing! It requires a transfer, but the dedicated bidets are WAAAY better than the ad-hoc solutions you install on a regular toilet. Temperature and pressure controls are better, better angle, more flow, and very comfortable. Plus you’re not having to flush or deal with anything still in the toilet since the bidet is constantly drained. No need for toilet paper and it feels so much more clean and fresh that way. Toilet paper still works in a pinch, since I can’t always go at home. Pinch was perhaps a poor word choice…just sounds gross in this context, I digress… thomas and ashaddams 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulgarii Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 On 7/26/2023 at 3:56 AM, nycman said: Nothing like an accidental reveal of an alter ego. What the hell does that mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashaddams Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 squatty potty PLUS a Toto brand bibet toilet seat! EPIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Tygerscent Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 (edited) On 7/29/2023 at 4:58 PM, Simon Suraci said: Agree! I have a separate bidet fixture next to the toilet, both in my primary bath, and guest bath. Those are amazing! It requires a transfer, but the dedicated bidets are WAAAY better than the ad-hoc solutions you install on a regular toilet. Temperature and pressure controls are better, better angle, more flow, and very comfortable. Plus you’re not having to flush or deal with anything still in the toilet since the bidet is constantly drained. No need for toilet paper and it feels so much more clean and fresh that way. Toilet paper still works in a pinch, since I can’t always go at home. Pinch was perhaps a poor word choice…just sounds gross in this context, I digress… I opted out of TP in 2014 and never looked back… (literally and figuratively)~ I have douching spray nozzles on flex tubes connected to all my home toilets~ They work great~ The novels have adjustable pressure and are hand held so can accommodate any angle~ After the big job I do an external rinse and also a shallow internal rinse~ Super fresh butthole every time~ I travel with a douching hose that attaches to the shower. The only time I’m jonesing for a clean butt is when I’m in the states at a restaurant or public restroom~ if I have to use a restroom like that, and there is no way for me to wash my ass, it is not beneath me to lock the door if I can make a little birdbath out of the sink. That may sound disgusting, but, walking around with a dirty ass just doesn’t work on my end… (pun intended). and worst case scenario is, I’ll go rough and tough with some paper towels that I dampen in the sink, and then head to a stall to do a quick butt bath~ Even when I’m camping, I’m situated around water in the hygiene issue is pretty easy to sort out. If I’m traveling for an extended period of time with the clients, I usually have my hose hooked up somewhere and I do a quick shower after each poo. It really reduces the likelihood of my butt hole getting chafed or yeasty from residence evil Poo. It also makes it easier for impromptu butt-lite play~ It’s amazing how many Clients will hollow suit when the options are available~ My Client are predominantly bottom bunk and the convenient butt removes a lot of unnecessary butt anxiety~ A hotel I stayed at in Vietnam, had the most impressive, toilet provision I have ever experienced: hemispheric Soundsystem, with all kinds of music choices, temperature control in the seat with numerous massage and vibrating options in the bun cushions, the rents was almost like a miniature, more compassionate version of the prancing fountains at the Bellagio in Las Vegas… The water literally dances around on your butt and in your butt hole. after we checked in, I spent a good half an hour, just sitting on the toilet and enjoying all the various features. My Client and I took turns~ there were also flatscreen TVs strategically located around the bathroom, so you could see whatever programming you fancied from the viewpoints of the toilet, or the tub and shower~ The toilet space had colored ambient lighting~ It had hole drying settings~ It didn’t give me a blow job or kiss my pink star but, was happy ending-like regardless and sent me to the moon~ Just wonderful~ Edited August 4, 2023 by Tygerscent Simon Suraci, + nycman, Marc in Calif and 2 others 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted October 10, 2023 Author Share Posted October 10, 2023 Get 31% off TUSHY's bidet attachment during Amazon's October Prime Day Sale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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