Movie Eye Candy

[smatt612]

Name your favorite otherwise straight movie (other than Top Gun cos we all know that one) that you watch primarily for shirtless guys or, better still, guys in their underwear?

I'll go first. Heartbreak Ridge - Multiple shirtless scenes, and the locker room scene with them all in their underwear is great.

What you got?

[AZN_NYC]

Not a movie but have you watched the TV Series "Spartacus"? Not only there are tons of full frontal muscular men, there are also lots of nude fighting. It is a mainstream TV series but closest to porn ever produced and where male actors are nude more often than female counterparts

[MaybeMaybeNot]

When I was younger,  "She's the Man" was so hot.  So many scenes of Channing Tatum and other guys shirtless. Such a funny movie. It doesn't quite affect me the same way now that I am older. 

[+ poolboy48220]

Species II, early in the movie, with Justin Lazard in bed with sisters.  A very very brief shot of him nearly full-frontal. 

[smatt612]

On 6/17/2023 at 12:54 AM, AZN_NYC said:

Not a movie but have you watched the TV Series "Spartacus"? Not only there are tons of full frontal muscular men, there are also lots of nude fighting. It is a mainstream TV series but closest to porn ever produced and where male actors are nude more often than female counterparts

I've heard of it, but I haven't had the chance I watch it. What streaming serves have it, do you know?

[smatt612]

On 6/17/2023 at 9:36 AM, MaybeMaybeNot said:

When I was younger,  "She's the Man" was so hot.  So many scenes of Channing Tatum and other guys shirtless. Such a funny movie. It doesn't quite affect me the same way now that I am older. 

I remember that one. Tatum did look good in that movie.

[+ azdr0710]

I'll second the "Spartacus" TV series suggestion (not the 1960 Kirk Douglas movie!!).....it's a few years old (2010-2013) and was on some "cable/premium" channel at the time.......high-quality production, but I'll be damned if it didn't border on soft-core porn with, as said above, a decided bent toward male full-frontal (and -backal!).......there were rumors of prosthetic penises and it's probably true for some of the dudes.......google "spartacus male nudity" at any of the usual porn-y sites for the pertinent clips!.......

Edited June 20, 2023 by azdr0710

[AZN_NYC]

12 hours ago, smatt612 said:

I've heard of it, but I haven't had the chance I watch it. What streaming serves have it, do you know?

It was on Netflix earlier but was taken off as it is a Starz series and they have their own streaming. You can still watch it on Starz here for 4.99 a month, you can finish it and cancel the subsription if you wish lol:

/us/en//assets/starz/images/favicon.ico Watch Spartacus Online: Stream Full Series on STARZ

WWW.STARZ.COM

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Spartacus, determined to bring down Roma, now leads a rebellion swelled by thousands of freed slaves. Roman leader Gaius...

 

[AZN_NYC]

1 hour ago, azdr0710 said:

I'll second the "Spartacus" TV series suggestion (not the 1960 Kirk Douglas movie!!).....it's a few years old (2010-2013) and was on some "cable/premium" channel at the time.......high-quality production, but I'll be damned if it didn't border on soft-core porn with, as said above, a decided bent toward male full-frontal (and -backal!).......there were rumors of prosthetic penises and it's probably true for some of the dudes.......google "spartacus male nudity" at any of the usual porn-y sites for the pertinent clips!.......

Even with prosthethic penises, they look very real and super sexy, I find it more sexy to watch movies/TV series that pepper nudity with a real plot and serious acting than watching porn. I wish they made more products like this, I am sure there will be huge demand! Another series that is very sexy is another grand production TV series "Marco Polos" by Netflix. It is one of the most expensive TV series ever made and was really thrilling, I am so sad when they decided to cancel it half way due to cost! 

[+ purplekow]

Going way back.  Lil Abner has a prolonged scene in which the men of DogPAtch are turned into perfect physical specimens with no interest in women.  The Ladies of the town sing Put Them Back the Way They Were and dance around the men who are in bathing suits and doing muscular posing.  

Among the women there is one who would later gain quite a bit of fame from a TV role.  Can you spot her?

 

Edited June 20, 2023 by purplekow

[Guest]

On 6/16/2023 at 2:01 PM, smatt612 said:

Name your favorite otherwise straight movie (other than Top Gun cos we all know that one) that you watch primarily for shirtless guys or, better still, guys in their underwear?

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I'd be harder-pressed to think of a movie I don't watch primarily due to scenes with handsome shirtless guys. 

[+ Vegas_Millennial]

"The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" has plenty of male eye candy.  I about wore out my VHS copy on the "the Aggie Song", where the football players change out of their uniforms, then out of their jockstraps and into the shower, then start dancing in their underwear.  If you advance frame by frame, you can see about three frames of flaccid penis when the men are in the shower.  As a closeted kid in Jr high school, this musical was the closest thing to porn that I could get access to.

[Guest]

Last 3 movies I saw:

The Flash with Ezra Miller

 

Guardians of the Galaxy III with Will Poulter:

 

Chevalier with Kelvin Harrison, Jr.:

 

All with great shirtless scenes...

[AZN_NYC]

30 minutes ago, Vegas_Millennial said:

"The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" has plenty of male eye candy.  I about wore out my VHS copy on the "the Aggie Song", where the football players change out of their uniforms, then out of their jockstraps and into the shower, then start dancing in their underwear.  If you advance frame by frame, you can see about three frames of flaccid penis when the men are in the shower.  As a closeted kid in Jr high school, this musical was the closest thing to porn that I could get access to.

Wow this is pre internet I guess? With the internet kids these days have access to unlimited porn from very young age, I am not sure if that is a good or bad thing though

[+ poolboy48220]

1 hour ago, Vegas_Millennial said:

"The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" has plenty of male eye candy.  I about wore out my VHS copy on the "the Aggie Song", where the football players change out of their uniforms, then out of their jockstraps and into the shower, then start dancing in their underwear.  If you advance frame by frame, you can see about three frames of flaccid penis when the men are in the shower.  As a closeted kid in Jr high school, this musical was the closest thing to porn that I could get access to.

The Village People movie "Can't Stop the Music" has a similar locker room scene (with YMCA playing as the soundtrack) with a similar 3 frames.

[+ sync]

1 hour ago, Vegas_Millennial said:

"The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" has plenty of male eye candy.  I about wore out my VHS copy on the "the Aggie Song", where the football players change out of their uniforms, then out of their jockstraps and into the shower, then start dancing in their underwear.  If you advance frame by frame, you can see about three frames of flaccid penis when the men are in the shower.  As a closeted kid in Jr high school, this musical was the closest thing to porn that I could get access to.

Ah, yes, I remember it well.  😛

 

[smatt612]

13 hours ago, poolboy48220 said:

The Village People movie "Can't Stop the Music" has a similar locker room scene (with YMCA playing as the soundtrack) with a similar 3 frames.

I hadn't seen that one before. I think I like it better than the locker room scene in Best Little Whorehouse, but both are great.

[+ jeezopete]

Steel Magnolias also had a post football game locker room scene:

 

[+ sync]

21 hours ago, poolboy48220 said:

The Village People movie "Can't Stop the Music" has a similar locker room scene (with YMCA playing as the soundtrack) with a similar 3 frames.

That scene always makes me wish Caitlyn had stayed Bruce:

 

[Danny-Darko]

31 minutes ago, sync said:

That scene always makes me wish Caitlyn had stayed Bruce:

 

I agree. WOW, such a hot masculine man to want to become "a lesbian"! He stayed with his wife and kids has been happy in a lesbian couple he has stated for the record. Fully operated too down below with a complete vaginoplasty he claimed and sited from Wikipedia. I have a pic of him somewhere in his gym shorts completely manspreading. Awesome pic! 

[curt gregory]

What about the bathing scene in “A Room With a View”?  Loved that.

[maninsoma]

I enjoy that scene from Can't Stop the Music...one of the few decent scenes in the movie.  It's too bad that Victor Willis had left the group by the time they did this.  I don't think there is any argument that his replacement, Ray Simpson (brother of Valerie Simpson of Ashford & Simpson fame), is a much better singer, but Village People songs don't call for a technically good singer.  The kind of macho shout singing Victor Willis did was a far better fit for the group, and it's difficult for me to listen to VP songs where Victor's lead vocals were replaced by Ray's such as in this clip of YMCA.