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[SouthOfTheBorder]

ever notice the default gay cock size seems to be 8” ?  

Rentmen is full of 8” dicks when the average hard dick is 6” or less ?  Yet, statistically only 1% of the male population has 8” or more

I operate under the assumption everyone adds 2” (except me)

And, what do you do when someone shows up (paid or otherwise) that doesn’t quite measure up ?? 

[samhexum]

1 hour ago, SouthOfTheBorder said:

And, what do you do when someone shows up (paid or otherwise) that doesn’t quite measure up ?? 

Kill him slowly and painfully

[marylander1940]

2 hours ago, SouthOfTheBorder said:

ever notice the default gay cock size seems to be 8” ?  

Rentmen is full of 8” dicks when the average hard dick is 6” or less ?  Yet, statistically only 1% of the male population has 8” or more

I operate under the assumption everyone adds 2” (except me)

And, what do you do when someone shows up (paid or otherwise) that doesn’t quite measure up ?? 

Maybe that's why some of them escort! They got lucky and they're 1 percenters where it matters! 

Edited June 2, 2023 by marylander1940

[+ Jamie21]

You’ll probably find that those who do sex work aren’t representative of the general population in terms of cock size. 

[SouthOfTheBorder]

1 hour ago, samhexum said:

Kill him slowly and painfully

it's not about whether or not they're hung - it's lying about it, photoshopping, using someone's pics & the list goes on 

 

[Luv2play]

By the same token, most actors are better looking than the average population. Good looking people gravitate to careers in the public eye. It's the same for escorts. 

Having an 8 inch dick is a great asset in the escort business. Unfortunately as expectations have increased, I think influenced by gay porn, some escorts who fall somewhat short of the new golden standard are inclined to exaggerate their equipment. 

I have found considerable variation in dicks claimed to be 8 inches. Some smaller, some bigger and some right on the mark. I don't actually pull put a ruler but I have a pretty good eye. And my orifices also have something to say as well! They let me know what they are experiencing.

[keefer]

A bit of creative googling suggested there are 1.2 billion men between 18-37 alive today.  if dick size > 8" only occurs in 1% of the population -- that's 12 million men with more than 8".

Estimates of %gay vary wildly, but 1% of 1.2 billion would be 12 million, leading us to conclude 120 thousand dicks > 8"  (or roughly 15-30 miles of dick)...   if you believe 10% of the population is gay (or at least open to suggestion after 3 beers), that provides 1.2 million opportunities (or, conservatively 225 miles of dick).

The math gets a bit harder at this point when trying to figure out what percentage escort, what percentage are top or bottom, and what the odds are to find said escort available on a given night outside major cities...   

I might need another whiskey.

[+ Vegas_Millennial]

4 minutes ago, keefer said:

A bit of creative googling suggested there are 1.2 billion men between 18-37 alive today.  if dick size > 8" only occurs in 1% of the population -- that's 12 million men with more than 8".

Estimates of %gay vary wildly, but 1% of 1.2 billion would be 12 million, leading us to conclude 120 thousand dicks > 8"  (or roughly 15-30 miles of dick)...   if you believe 10% of the population is gay (or at least open to suggestion after 3 beers), that provides 1.2 million opportunities (or, conservatively 225 miles of dick).

The math gets a bit harder at this point when trying to figure out what percentage escort, what percentage are top or bottom, and what the odds are to find said escort available on a given night outside major cities...   

I might need another whiskey.

I read a statistic that gay men's penis size is half an inch greater than that of the general male population.  I hope that doesn't mess with your calculations too much.

[keefer]

16 minutes ago, Vegas_Millennial said:

I hope that doesn't mess with your calculations too much.

I'm thinking it might be best if we transition from theoretical to hands-on research...  

[SouthOfTheBorder]

and there’s a lot more to a hot dick besides length - girth, shape, curve (or not), hardness, head, cut/uncut, etc  

lots of variables - that’s why I’d rather guys emphasize what they have, rather embellish elsewhere 

[CuriousByNature]

Perhaps they are Canadian and giving their measurements in centimetres rather than inches? 

 

[wsc]

7 hours ago, keefer said:

I'm thinking it might be best if we transition from theoretical to hands-on research...  

And I was thinking mattress testing would be a good side gig in retirement; but this sounds better. And, ironically, King and Queen sizes work well for both.

[+ Jamie21]

I had always assumed (when younger) that around 8 inches was average. My experience was mostly from watching porn so of course most of the hard cocks I saw were the large variety, and that mine was the same. I didn’t realise that the average cock is about 5 inches. 

Now that I’ve done lots of market research so to speak I know that 8 inches is average for porn. Had I known this at school I’d have made a different career choice.

I can’t help thinking my careers advisor at school missed an opportunity: Careers advisor “so what interests you and what skills do you have?” Me “I like guys and I have a big cock”. Careers advisor “have you thought about porn?” Me “hmm I was hoping to be a pizza delivery guy or a pool boy but yeah porn sounds fun”. 

Of course I found my way to making porn / sex work eventually, but it was a missed opportunity! 

 

 

[+ Lucky]

19 hours ago, marylander1940 said:

Maybe that's why some of them escort! They got lucky...

 

I wish they did.

[pubic_assistance]

I never understood how to measure your dick. I've hooked up with dozens of guys who claim on their Grindr to have an 8 inch dick and yet aren't any bigger than me...

I don't know where I'd be holding a tape measure that it would add up to eight inches.

So I'd say lots of people round up by an inch.

[SouthOfTheBorder]

15 minutes ago, pubic_assistance said:

I don't know where I'd be holding a tape measure that it would add up to eight inches.

from the butthole 

[+ azdr0710]

how+to+measure+a+penis - Google Search

WWW.GOOGLE.COM

 

[SouthOfTheBorder]

now is a good time for dick pics - if anyone is so inclined 

 

sidenote: did you know your cock contains biometric data and you can be identified by your cock alone ?  

Edited June 3, 2023 by SouthOfTheBorder

[SouthOfTheBorder]

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Edited June 4, 2023 by SouthOfTheBorder

[dbar123]

On Rentmen the conversion from cm to in tends to round up a bit as well.

[Guest]

On 6/2/2023 at 9:50 PM, CuriousByNature said:

Perhaps they are Canadian and giving their measurements in centimetres rather than inches? 

 

The temperature may also affect the size north of the border.... 😉