+ Lucky Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 A man in Nepal stuck a glass up his butt. Three days later he sought medical help when it didn't come out. It wasn't easy for them either https://nypost.com/2023/03/27/drunken-mistake-leads-to-embarrassing-hospital-visit/ marylander1940 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas_Belgium Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 Not coming even close of this, in my opinion: https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/bomb-squad-called-hospital-after-22355112 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc in Calif Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 13 hours ago, Thomas_Belgium said: Not coming even close of this, in my opinion: https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/bomb-squad-called-hospital-after-22355112 The patient was a military enthusiast who "tripped" and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance, reported The Sun. A source told The Sun: "The guy said he found the shell when he was having a clear out of his stuff. "He said he put it on the floor then he slipped and fell on it." Reminds me of this story with a similar "excuse":Man, 26, claims shower head was pushed six inches into his rectum after he 'slipped and fell' on it - but doctors aren't convinced. A man needed a six inch shower head removed from his rectum, a report states The 26 year old Indian man told doctors that he fell on a hand held shower head But study authors, from New Delhi, were 'suspicious' of the excuse in the report Such cases are said to be common but perhaps under-reported due to stigma https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5781951/Man-gets-shower-head-SIX-INCHES-rectum-slipped-fell-shower.html + Charlie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeezifonly Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Next time you see a large zucchini squash, think of those poor guys who’ve turned up at the ER after a “gardening accident” 😂 Marc in Calif, Luv2play, thomas and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ APPLE1 Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 (edited) On 3/28/2023 at 12:11 AM, Marc in Calif said: But study authors, from New Delhi, were 'suspicious' of the excuse in the report A mentor from my youth always said, "never lie to your doctor or your lawyer. They are in the best position to help, and they've likely seen and heard much worse!" Edited April 19, 2023 by APPLE1 Marc in Calif, + Tygerscent, Luv2play and 1 other 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas_Belgium Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 9 hours ago, APPLE1 said: A mentor from my youth always said, "never lie to your doctor or your lawyer. They are in the best position to help, and they've likely seen and heard much worse!" Good advice. The guy in Wales though they wouldn't find out? Well, they did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ BenjaminNicholas Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 This whole thing reminds me of one of my favorite Little Britain characters. + Just Sayin, Rod Hagen, marylander1940 and 6 others 4 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ keroscenefire Posted April 19, 2023 Share Posted April 19, 2023 4 hours ago, BenjaminNicholas said: This whole thing reminds me of one of my favorite Little Britain characters. Haha! I love Matt Lucas' smiling, dutiful wife. thomas and + BenjaminNicholas 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudynate Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 "Foreign body in rectum" is a surprisingly common diagnosis. + Tygerscent, Luv2play and thomas 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Lucky Posted May 12, 2023 Author Share Posted May 12, 2023 I had never heard of paraphilia... https://nypost.com/2023/05/12/man-electrocuted-to-death-while-masturbating-with-ping-pong-ball/ marylander1940 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Tygerscent Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 marylander1940 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pubic_assistance Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 Is that Spongebob ? ! ? KINKY. thomas, Becket and Luv2play 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeezifonly Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 I am shocked by thee number of respondents on Butt Topics who seem to have never looked at an anatomy diagram. License to get fucked should be revoked without passing a test. 🤣🤣🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luv2play Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 On 5/7/2023 at 2:04 PM, Rudynate said: "Foreign body in rectum" is a surprisingly common diagnosis. I've had both foreign and domestic bodies inside my rectum. I can't tell the difference except when size enters into it.😜 56harrisond, liubit, mike carey and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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