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If we were to make an analogy between fruits' shelf life to that of escorts ...

What's the age range when an escort is mostly ripe, experienced, with a lot of pulp, juicy, and ideal for "consumption"?

Certainly not 18 ... or 60? Please don't digress or start a Political Correctness argument, just say an age range or number.  Thank you 🙏

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I don't get the fruit analogy.  Some fruits are best eaten after they've gotten a bit older and softened up, others are best freshly picked when they are more firm.

Answering just the age range question, I'd say that my preferred range based purely on looks is legal age to 45, though it obviously depends on the guy.  Some guys look their best when they are young, and other guys get more attractive after they've matured a bit.  For personality, I prefer guys closer to my own age or at least 30 years old. 

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20 hours ago, jeezifonly said:

Poor Paul - unhappy genius

Many warned to steer clear once the Smirnov got low 

“The meanest thing on four legs since Cujo.”

I think I have told the story here before, of the night I ran into him in the "Meatrack" on Fire Island. He was sucking someone off against a tree, when the inimitable voice of Alice Ghostley called out from the boardwalk, "Paulie? It's time to come back to the house. You have to work tomorrow." Then Paul's anguished reply, "Oh, Alice! Not NOW!!"

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IMO. The best age bracket is 24-early to mid 30s (depends on genes. Some people can look 10 years younger than their real age. OTH some people ripen fast…. 😊). Anyways, this age bracket is the best combo of looks, experience, maturity, and with their abilities fully intact and ready to go. 

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I don’t think the fruit analogy really applies. Wine might be better. Some actually improve with age, while others are best sampled sooner rather than later. 
 

I have experienced gentleman in their 60s and 70s who were magnificently handsome, and I have experienced college-age guys with the skill and wisdom of a sage.

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