Why did you pick the username you have currently?

[Stormy]

For as long as I remember, I have loved thunder, lightning and driving rain particularly in the evening hours. Stormy seemed appropriate

[HotWhiteThirties]

Part wishful thinking. Part fact. Part naively thinking that I was only stopping by for a little while...and that time would stand still. It has now been years!!!???‍♂️?

[HotWhiteThirties]

Part wishful thinking. Part fact. Part naively thinking that I was only stopping by for a little while...and that time would stand still. It has now been years!!!???‍♂️?

[Beancounter]

Accountant here

[Beancounter]

Accountant here

[Guest]

Accountant here

[Maximiliam]

If I was a pornstar it probably would be my alias

[Maximiliam]

If I was a pornstar it probably would be my alias

[+ RJD]

I've never been one to come up with imaginative or interesting screen names....my initials.

[MikeBiDude]

I've never been one to come up with imaginative or interesting screen names....my initials.

Interesting avatar though ?

[+ AntonGraza]

It is a nod to the SS Antonia Graza, a fictional 1960's luxury ocean liner from a movie in 2002, my love of time spent in Italy, my hobby of reading about maritime ship wrecks and diet of spooky, scary horror movies in the 60/70's during my misspent youth.

[+ jeezopete]

Mine was a frequent expression of my mother's. Didn't realize till sometime in my thirties when a friend pointed it out, that it had become a common expression of mine.

[+ keroscenefire]

Mine comes from an adolescent accident when I burned down the shed in my family's backyard from smoking some reefer near some flammables. For some reason the firefighter's description of "kerosene fire" stuck with me and I turned it into my yahoo spam account that I use for porn and sex stuff. The extra C is just because kerosenefire was taken.

[gallahadesquire]

In ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE, thee was a ?Fractured Fairytale, or a Peabody’s Improbable History, about Sir Galahad:

 

He was just born, and his father took him to get his name registered in the book.

“Have you chosen a name?” the keeper of the book asked.

“Yes Sir!” his father responded ... so his name went into the book as Sir Galahad.

“But that’s not what I wanted!” the father said.

“Too late! It’s already in the book! But what was the name you wanted?”

“Arbuthnot!” the father replied.

 

I just got a kick out of that.

 

The “-esquire” just arrived on its own. I might have been thinking “Squire Galahad” who would, of course, eventually turn into Sir Galahad.

 

The double “L”? I failed to spell check.

 

P.s. I sometimes use Arbuthnot.

P.p.s.:

“Thank you for seeing me, Doctor,” the man said.

“It’s a pleasure meeting you, Mr Raymond Luxury Yacht.”

“It’s not Raymond Luxury Yacht.”

“Well then, what is it?”

“It’s SPELLED Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it’s pronounced Thoatwarbler Mangrove.”

—Monty Python

 

https://montypython.fandom.com/wiki/Raymond_Luxury-Yacht

[rvwnsd]

Rather obvious - I live in San Francisco and it is on the West Coast

Oh, wow! I thought it was a reference to Sarasota Florida being on the West Coast of the Sunshine Sate.

[Guest]

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The capital “c” was a typo I simply didn’t correct.

Edited February 6, 2021 by BnaC

[+ StLouisOct]

My first experience with an escort was in St Louis. A memorable young guy named Luciano. My only connection to the city.

[+ MysticMenace]

It is a descriptor of my physicality.

 

oh yea, how 'big,' @big-n-tall? ?

[+ poolboy48220]

oh yea, how 'big,' @big-n-tall? ?

Hahaha. Back in college, working at a restaurant, a new busboy started, about 6'4". One of the older 'saltier' waitresses asked me "Who's that long dude?" I told him this story, and asked him "So how long IS your dude?" I don't remember his answer

[+ Pensant]

Mine comes from an adolescent accident when I burned down the shed in my family's backyard from smoking some reefer near some flammables. For some reason the firefighter's description of "kerosene fire" stuck with me and I turned it into my yahoo spam account that I use for porn and sex stuff. The extra C is just because kerosenefire was taken.

Well the shed was the “scene” of the fire, after all!

[+ Pensant]

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The capital “c” was a typo I simply didn’t correct.

And here I thought it referred to the Nashville airport!

[Epigonos]

Hey 7829V,

This thread is both fun an interesting. Thanks for starting it.

[big-n-tall]

oh yea, how 'big,' @big-n-tall? ?

 

Height wise... 6"2'

...down there wise... I honestly don't know the exact length. I never felt the need to measure it.

 

Personally, I don't think I'm that big. However, that may be because relative to my stature, to me it doesn't seem to be. I know it's bigger than average. It's definitely not a horse dick lol!!! I've had escorts and non-escorts have problems taking it. I've had people actually tell me they didn't want to bottom for me anymore after the first time. Some eventually returned and some never did. I met one escort for the first time years ago and didn't see him again until years later. When we finally meet up again, before we began, he admitted to me he was avoiding me because I wrecked his ass the 1st time we met. He and I still went through the 2nd session. We took it real slow. I don't know if I'll see him a third time.

[+ Charlie]

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The capital “c” was a typo I simply didn’t correct.

And here I thought it referred to the Nashville airport!

I thought it was "B to C" ("na" is "to" in Czech)

[+ MysticMenace]

Height wise... 6"2'

...down there wise... I honestly don't know the exact length. I never felt the need to measure it.

 

Personally, I don't think I'm that big. However, that may be because relative to my stature, to me it doesn't seem to be. I know it's bigger than average. It's definitely not a horse dick lol!!! I've had escorts and non-escorts have problems taking it. I've had people actually tell me they didn't want to bottom for me anymore after the first time. Some eventually returned and some never did. I met one escort for the first time years ago and didn't see him again until years later. When we finally meet up again, before we began, he admitted to me he was avoiding me because I wrecked his ass the 1st time we met. He and I still went through the 2nd session. We took it real slow. I don't know if I'll see him a third time.

 

I mean from the sound of it...??. But if you'd want to, I can certainly bring my measuring tape and get the measurements (a) when flaccid, (b) when fully erect, and © when flaccid for the second time to verify the measurement for (a) after (b).