Strange up-charge

[Guest]

I've been in LA this week-end looking at houses to buy, and I tried to hire an escort earlier today. He asked me what I like to do, and I said I like to suck cock, and he gave me a price. I then asked him to avoid wearing any scents, deodorants, or antiperspirants. He said why would that be important if I enjoyed sucking? He then said if I wanted to lick his armpits, he considered that a "fetish," and he would charge extra. I texted back "never mind," and he texted "OK, see you at X PM." To that I responded "No, I meant, never mind about the appointment." In all of my many hires, I've never heard of someone charging extra to have me lick his armpits. Has this happened to any of you?

[MscleLovr]

I mean this politely @Unicorn but why do you feel the need to broadcast every little aspect of your life?

 

Don’t you have a friend you could call and meet for a coffee, then laugh about this? I think it might be more helpful for you.

[+ WilliamM]

I mean this politely @Unicorn but why do you feel the need to broadcast every little aspect of your life?

 

Don’t you have a friend you could call and meet for a coffee, then laugh about this? I think it might be more helpful for you.

 

Perhaps that might apply to searching to buy a house in Beverly Hills too.

[+ Travis69]

I enjoy @Unicorn posts. He is extremely helpful on medical issues too.

[+ poolboy48220]

I contacted a guy about meeting up. He asked what I liked, I named a few things, nothing out of the ordinary I thought, just some mild role-playing. I'd swear he put a dollar figure on each thing I named, and came up with $400. I told him that was out of my budget.

[Guest]

An a la carte pricing system is one where the customer puts together a product package and develops a buying price based on product options. When a la carte pricing is used with the right guidelines, it can help to create a more efficient way of generating revenue.

[marylander1940]

I've been in LA this week-end looking at houses to buy, and I tried to hire an escort earlier today. He asked me what I like to do, and I said I like to suck cock, and he gave me a price. I then asked him to avoid wearing any scents, deodorants, or antiperspirants. He said why would that be important if I enjoyed sucking? He then said if I wanted to lick his armpits, he considered that a "fetish," and he would charge extra. I texted back "never mind," and he texted "OK, see you at X PM." To that I responded "No, I meant, never mind about the appointment." In all of my many hires, I've never heard of someone charging extra to have me lick his armpits. Has this happened to any of you?

 

You don't like to rim but you like to lick armpit? With all my respect that's a fetish for sure and you're in the minority.

 

Do you wear deodorant?

 

An a la carte pricing system is one where the customer puts together a product package and develops a buying price based on product options. When a la carte pricing is used with the right guidelines, it can help to create a more efficient way of generating revenue.

 

I understand your opinion but I think in this case the potential client wanted the escort NOT to do something 99% of us do on a daily basis and for hygienic reasons. That deserves definitively an extra charge!

[marylander1940]

Perhaps that might apply to searching to buy a house in Beverly Hills too.

 

I don't think he mentioned that on the conversation with the escort yet somehow he's telling us he happened to be in LA to buy property...

 

@Kenny can you help? You know people there!

[loremipsum]

Perhaps that might apply to searching to buy a house in Beverly Hills too.

 

He does have friends IRL with whom he can talk about looking into acquiring real estate in specific locales, but why should that mean that he cannot discuss it here—especially as it is to be a retirement residence, and the topic of retirement is relevant to plenty here in a big and imminent way as is seen plainly in many a thread—too?

[+ Keith30309]

Back to the OP... I can understand an upcharge that required extra preparation, time, etc., but that one seems odd. I have never encountered that however it is a free market and everyone sets their own parameters.

[Rudynate]

He does have friends IRL with whom he can talk about looking into acquiring real estate in specific locales, but why should that mean that he cannot discuss it here—especially as it is to be a retirement residence, and the topic of retirement is relevant to plenty here in a big and imminent way as is seen plainly in many a thread—too?

 

 

Forum members are either hot or cold about Unicorn. Actually, a lot of people post about details of their lives. There's no reason why Unicorn shouldnt also. The thing that's distinctive about Unicorn is that he just has so many complaints. He suffers a lot because things aren't to his liking. It is the type of suffering referred to in the Three Noble Truths of Buddhism.

[rvwnsd]

I happen to like licking armpits. NEVER has an escort charged extra for "allowing" me to do so. Likewise, no escort has charged extra for avoiding artificial scents like deodorant, cologne, and heavily-scented soaps.

[+ sync]

Bitch rant: the negotiating and hiring of escorts in the good old days (1970's/1980's) was much less complicated and a lot less expensive (much like everything else, I suppose).

[Deadlift1]

I think it's the overall obnoxious bragging that comes along with each of his posts.

[+ WilliamM]

@Kenny can you help? You know people there!

 

He does have friends IRL with whom he can talk about looking into acquiring real estate in specific locales, but why should that mean that he cannot discuss it here—especially as it is to be a retirement residence, and the topic of retirement is relevant to plenty here in a big and imminent way as is seen plainly in many a thread—too?

 

@Kenny posted once or twice about California real estate, and rarely talked about himself otherwise.

Edited January 5, 2020 by WilliamM

[nate_sf]

So sucking cock is considered base level of service, but licking armpits is an extra-charge fetish? That's pretty funny.

 

Asking an escort to abstain from wearing scents, deodorants, antiperspirants, etc. is not an unusual request so I don't think would ordinarily warrant an upcharge. On the other hand, if the request extended to wanting smelly pits (also not an unusual request), that would make more sense for an upcharge since it would require more preparation and could impact other scheduling.

[Deadlift1]

Narcissists have no friends to talk with.

[+ Reisr30]

@Unicorn I would agree the up charge for licking an arm pit seems nuts. Good choice to move on. IMO providers have a right to set what they charge and we as consumers have a right to determine whether we agree to move forward or not.

 

On another completely unrelated note, I hate haggling/negotiating and I don’t do it at stores, in markets when I visit abroad or with providers. I know some people enjoy it and for some it’s a hobby but I hate it and to me it brings undue stress.

[+ WilliamM]

I think it's the overall obnoxious bragging that comes along with each of his posts.

 

At this point, it may have been a mistake to criticize his ex here and then mention very recent complements fom the same young man.

[Guest]

I mean this politely @Unicorn but why do you feel the need to broadcast every little aspect of your life?

 

Don’t you have a friend you could call and meet for a coffee, then laugh about this? I think it might be more helpful for you.

If you're not interested in what I write, please click on "Ignore." I did have brunch with an old friend from my UCLA days at Pump, earlier today, but no I didn't discuss my escort hiring, nor my penchant for armpit worshiping. Are these really topics you discuss with your friends? This forum, I would hope, would be the safest place to discuss that sort of thing. Why be so negative? I wish there were a way to "reverse ignore" posters (i.e. make it so that they couldn't see or comment on my postings).

[+ WilliamM]

He does have friends IRL with whom he can talk about looking into acquiring real estate in specific locales, but why should that mean that he cannot discuss it here—especially as it is to be a retirement residence, and the topic of retirement is relevant to plenty here in a big and imminent way as is seen plainly in many a thread—too?

 

The difference between @Kenny when discussing California real estate: Kenny had a long established group of of acquaintances when he posted so he could quickly switch over to PMs

[+ Reisr30]

If you're not interested in what I write, please click on "Ignore." I did have brunch with an old friend from my UCLA days at Pump, earlier today, but no I didn't discuss my escort hiring, nor my penchant for armpit worshiping. Are these really topics you discuss with your friends? This forum, I would hope, would be the safest place to discuss that sort of thing. Why be so negative? I wish there were a way to "reverse ignore" posters (i.e. make it so that they couldn't see or comment on my postings).

OMG did you see the Ferrari crash into the place?

[Guest]

You don't like to rim but you like to lick armpit? With all my respect that's a fetish for sure and you're in the minority.

 

Do you wear deodorant?

 

 

 

I understand your opinion but I think in this case the potential client wanted the escort NOT to do something 99% of us do on a daily basis and for hygienic reasons. That deserves definitively an extra charge!

Yes, I wear deodorant (but would wash it off on request). The appointment would have been in a matter of hours, so I'm sure he was probably wearing it as we were communicating. I didn't ask him to not wear it all day, just not wear it for our session. He could have just washed it off before coming. Pretty simple, in my view. I have hired 5 escorts since breaking up with the lyin' Paraguayan, and none of the others had a problem with this.

[Guest]

OMG did you see the Ferrari crash into the place?

I was there from 11:30 to about 12:30, so no. There was a crash on I-5 on my way back up to the Bay Area, though. Looks like it was good to have an earlier brunch today!

https://ktla.com/2020/01/05/1-hospitalized-after-ferrari-crashes-into-west-hollywood-restaurant/

[Guest]

At this point, it may have been a mistake to criticize his ex here and then mention very recent complements fom the same young man.

I'm not sure what you mean. If by my ex, you mean the lyin' Paraguayan, he is a liar, and he put my health at risk by exposing me to STD's and not even telling me while he got treated himself. This doesn't mean we hate each other. I just don't want anything to do with him any more. We are both grateful for the time we had together, but need to move. on.