"Perineum Sunning".... A sign of the end times has arrived.

[MidwestCoastal]

Are you fucking kidding me? The world descends into hell.... and people are giving sun to places where people say the sun doesn't shine.....

 

‘Perineum sunning’ is latest insanity wellness influencers swear by

 

I thought the photo was a promotional pic for the next Treasure Island Film.

 

https://nypost.com/2019/11/26/perineum-sunning-is-latest-insanity-wellness-influencers-swear-by/

[+ azdr0710]

Influencers....among the lowest forms of life existant

[+ sync]

A bit like Astronomy 101 in a way, your moon being illuminated by the rays of the sun.

[Monarchy79]

????

 

people truly don’t know what they want...

Isn’t this counter-effective to anal bleaching?

?

 

well my butthole has been naturally “sunned”, for 40 years. Who would have ever thought I was ahead of the curve.... ???

Edited December 3, 2019 by Monarchy79

[+ Reisr30]

I’m no doctor but after reading the following article on anal cancer rates rising I’d be concerned about sunning my asshole.

 

https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/19/health/anal-cancer-incidence-death-increase-study/index.html

[+ FrankR]

Dear Darwin. Where are you??? ?

[maninsoma]

If there are any sexy "influencers" near me who want to invite me to watch them receive the sun's energy, I'll be more than happy to watch them spread their legs up in the air.

 

The video was taken from the wrong angle.

[+ Italiano]

I LOVE sunbathing and swimming naked whenever and wherever I can but.....that?? Why???

[rvwnsd]

It is very important to make sure one's perineum is properly moisturized when engaging in sunning therapy. Everyone knows natural moisture is the best, so I see a business opportunity here providing "pre-sunning moisture therapy."

[KeepItReal]

It is very important to make sure one's perineum is properly moisturized when engaging in sunning therapy. Everyone knows natural moisture is the best, so I see a business opportunity here providing "pre-sunning moisture therapy."

Why do I keep hearing Elton John and George Michael sing "Don't let the sun go down on me" in the back of my mind after reading your post???

 

[rvwnsd]

Why do I keep hearing Elton John and George Michael sing "Don't let the sun go down on me" in the back of my mind after reading your post???

 

That's one of the funniest things I've heard in weeks. Glad I could inspire.

[+ Charlie]

Oh dear, that is one place I would not want to have another Mohs surgery!

[+ keroscenefire]

And I always thought getting your daily dose of vitamin D was a euphemism.

[+ sniper]

It's a plot by the anal bleaching industry.

[HotWhiteThirties]

And 30 seconds is supposed to do the trick???? ? Sheeple.

[+ bigjoey]

A victim comes forward as to the danger:

 

https://pagesix.com/2019/12/02/josh-brolin-burns-his-pucker-hole-while-perineum-sunning/

[MrMattBig]

Could help with energy could not, at the very least it with have emotional and mental impacts, I know I live some warm sun on by cheeks at least. Personally, it's irresponsible and negligent to just blatantly support this as a wellness benefit. We benefit with Vitamin D from the sun, but a lot of folks have to still avoid direct sun like the plague for other health concerns.

[+ Reisr30]

A victim comes forward as to the danger:

 

https://pagesix.com/2019/12/02/josh-brolin-burns-his-pucker-hole-while-perineum-sunning/

I’d volunteer to help Josh Brolin take care of his butthole while it recuperates

[+ Keith30309]

Our thoughts and prayers are with you and your family.

 

 

The “No Country for Old Men” actor revealed the effect of tanning his bum

in a Black Friday Instagram post

.

“My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain,” Brolin wrote next to a photo of a naked man lying on his back with his legs in the air as the sun kisses his posterior.

“I don’t know who the f–k thought of this stupid s–t but f–k you nonetheless. Seriously.”

[+ sniper]

I think Josh Brolin was joking and didn't actually do it.

[+ FrankR]

Our thoughts and prayers are with you and your family.

 

 

The “No Country for Old Men” actor revealed the effect of tanning his bum

in a Black Friday Instagram post

.

“My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain,” Brolin wrote next to a photo of a naked man lying on his back with his legs in the air as the sun kisses his posterior.

“I don’t know who the f–k thought of this stupid s–t but f–k you nonetheless. Seriously.”

? I need to know: exactly how long was the sun exposure to result in this burn??? ? I believe a commission of inquiry is warranted! ?

[+ bigjoey]

I think Josh Brolin was joking and didn't actually do it.

 

I volunteer to give him a full examination:)

[+ poolboy48220]

This was just a question on NPR's quiz show "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me". "Tanning your what is now a trend?" They made a joke out of the fact that they asked the black guy :-)

[Chad Constantine]

Assholle/Vagina steaming still seams crazier

[+ Keith30309]

Assholle/Vagina steaming still seams crazier

I always opt for for the Typhoon option - steaming then Carnuba wax.

Edited December 8, 2019 by Keith30309