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Once, I Had a Secret Bottom… 😘

Outside of politics, no two assholes are alike.
Some women can vaginally take dicks of great size with deep thrusting. Others will (painfully) damage their cervix if they even try that. 

The nerves that transmit pleasure and pain in the anal canal are in clusters that can vary from body to body, moment by moment. 
Hunger (physical, mental, emotional) varies as well.
So, maybe your alignment of individual factors ultimately don’t result in pleasure, and it’s not for you. 
Until sometime when it may be. 
 

You see, this is why I always wear long pants that are loose enough to hang properly. Under full skirt with 3ft train. Keeps me from looking foolish. 

I myself am not an impulse shopper, and I bet I’m in a small minority. But when you’re in a hurry, I guess this place gets confused with Yelp!

I think for most it’s a “we’ll see…” and committing to it ahead without personal chemistry established is rare. 
It carries the higher risk for the bearer of the tongue. 

It carries the higher demand of hygiene and honesty about health for the bearer of the hole. 
In porn, def a climax trigger.
In person I love it both ways. By nature and function, I’m bottom, but when I get into eating it, I get hard enough to fuck it, and/or come while feasting. 
I never present myself without being super clean and smooth. It’s fairly pale, and even after 40yrs of recreational use, my hole looks younger than my ass🤣
We’ll see.

Had two bed-massages with different providers. 
It’s neither pleasant at the time, nor effective as therapeutic work for my body.
No table, no thanks. 

Sherman’s hair and facial hair are both unknown. 

I am relatively confident that I could coax some info out of them. 

Outside of politics, no two assholes are alike.
Some women can vaginally take dicks of great size with deep thrusting. Others will (painfully) damage their cervix if they even try that. 

The nerves that transmit pleasure and pain in the anal canal are in clusters that can vary from body to body, moment by moment. 
Hunger (physical, mental, emotional) varies as well.
So, maybe your alignment of individual factors ultimately don’t result in pleasure, and it’s not for you. 
Until sometime when it may be. 
 

The insertion of something too slender can wind up feeling “pokey” once you get going, and less pleasurable than something a little thicker that engages all the rings. Find somebody to use your toy with you and see what you discover by handing over control with an object that is a better fit for your anatomy. 

I love spicy food, but I don't want everything spicy, especially not classic comfort food like mac & cheese.  If a place is going to spice up dishes like meatloaf and chicken noodle soup, I would hope they also offer a non-spicy version for fuddy-duddies like me.

Why does everything need to be served spicy now?
Probably because the US is finally catching up with the rest of the known world where they like their food to actually taste like something.
(Great Britain not included).
 

Outside of politics, no two assholes are alike.
Some women can vaginally take dicks of great size with deep thrusting. Others will (painfully) damage their cervix if they even try that. 

The nerves that transmit pleasure and pain in the anal canal are in clusters that can vary from body to body, moment by moment. 
Hunger (physical, mental, emotional) varies as well.
So, maybe your alignment of individual factors ultimately don’t result in pleasure, and it’s not for you. 
Until sometime when it may be. 
 

I'm a top who very selectively rims, but has zero issue with oral. 
Bottom line, rimming is far riskier than sucking dick, especially if either party hasn't had their hep vaxes.
Also, a lot of guys can keep their cock clean, but don't have a clue when it comes to hole maintenance.

I can’t help but think some guys advertise just to see their selfies.

Many old queers were once hot young twinks/studs.
There’s plenty of evidence of gay men who prefer a very worked-on face and body, and will use strong meds and frequent elective surgery to remain a certain age.
But most of us are like “gotta stay healthy, but here we are”
Officially I’m old.
By birth I am queer. 
Old queer?

 
 

A girl-friend of mine was told by her mother, “Judy, never ever shower with a man. 

You’ll forget to wash.”

Outside of politics, no two assholes are alike.
Some women can vaginally take dicks of great size with deep thrusting. Others will (painfully) damage their cervix if they even try that. 

The nerves that transmit pleasure and pain in the anal canal are in clusters that can vary from body to body, moment by moment. 
Hunger (physical, mental, emotional) varies as well.
So, maybe your alignment of individual factors ultimately don’t result in pleasure, and it’s not for you. 
Until sometime when it may be. 
 

An escort friend told me: "the 2 best things about aging are the accumulation of money and the increasing number of young/er guys". 

The flip side of this topic….I wish more posters put a provider’s city/locale in the topic of the post. i.e. “411 on HotOne in SoCal” rather than just “any info about HotOne?” 

Had two bed-massages with different providers. 
It’s neither pleasant at the time, nor effective as therapeutic work for my body.
No table, no thanks. 

Had two bed-massages with different providers. 
It’s neither pleasant at the time, nor effective as therapeutic work for my body.
No table, no thanks. 

I myself am not an impulse shopper, and I bet I’m in a small minority. But when you’re in a hurry, I guess this place gets confused with Yelp!

Had two bed-massages with different providers. 
It’s neither pleasant at the time, nor effective as therapeutic work for my body.
No table, no thanks. 

Loved this show - one of the best on television. 

No, just a worn out pansy.