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Fine tuning the contrasting sequence is important to the way the joke lands. Bravo @gallahadesquire

This is silly fun Better silly fun if you like Cecily Strong and Keegan Michael Key. Greater Silly Fun 🤩 if you know the source material being parodied. Kristin Chenoweth needs to submit to the fact that she is now Beth Grant

Paying for food up front? Pretty safe bet. The food cannot walk away on its own between payment and consumption. I would have to want that provider pretty bad… Like Tommy’s-chili-cheese-fries at 2am bad.

The two 4-handed sessions I have had don’t make me want a third. 4 hands great for the sex bit, but body work not choreographed in tandem? I found it impossible to either enjoy or to work with the masseur to help release knots. I’d rather put the money towards a different service. Anybody got the key for enjoyment of this?

Hmmm. https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/2020/7/28/21333345/uighurs-china-internment-camps-forced-labor-xinjiang We know the Chinese Government has been using “re-education” sites for Muslims… Is the TV ban a warning shot to all gay men there?

Properly? No white shoes after Labor Day. 😁

Not so different from an engagement ring, really…

I’ve never had a disappointing massage at any Burke Williams. I ask for a male, because the broader points of contact of larger arms and hands feels better. I never expect anything sensual beyond the sensation of deliberate touch. They were closed for such a long period last year there’s no guarantee a recommended bodyworker would still be around. Take your chances. I went to the OC location a few years ago and my masseur was blind. Fantastic session, in the dark. Breathe, and enjoy!

My appreciation for Lycra comes from working backstage at ballet and dance concerts. Much like a car wreck, you can’t look at it, but you can’t look away…

I’m so old it’s anyone who’s 4hrs ahead of me… 😂

This is why you hire an escort who has good reviews for his bodywork. I like 45 min massage followed by 45 of other touch - 90 min at escort rate. Not sure? Hire from his masseur page a for 60m sensual. If that goes well, then hire him for the upgrade in time and service.

BYOH2O

@IronMaus No, wait…my bad - you said IN your arms …😁

Save your favorite airplane neck pillow, @Jarrod_Uncut Go East young man! Make your regular cities feel your absence. They’ll welcome you back with open …everything. And music!

People sometimes forget that providers have lives. A Parent or other relative struggling with a move. A thesis due in 3weeks. A neighbor or friend with cancer. A pet recovering from surgery. A fucking vacation (incl. vacation from fucking…) Any number of reasons to be out of the office, like everyone else. Or it could be crabs.

I’m near end of S2. Annalise Keating needs to head the Democratic Party. ASAP.

We all get boatloads of daily SPAM for products/services we’ve zero connection to, right? Every device every account. We can somehow distinguish it from the promos in the mailbox from trusted vendors. I’m a fan of the services offered in the RM online catalog. But when my mailbox pings, I try to distinguish in a similar way if I get a notice from any provider or member. I can ignore someone I might have on my radar, and can still contact him later without being questioned. Very few providers request initial contact via R.M msgr.

If one is a news junky, evidence in favor of reducing close contact is piling up. It reminds me of the mid 80’s: You’re not just fucking that one guy, you’re fucking all the people he fucked, and all who fucked them… I was thinking about setting up something this fall - that dream now postponed til after the New Year unless all anti-vaxxers get whisked up in what they think is The Rapture… (Never forget that a small group of deliberately stupid people were able to passively cripple a country.)

Y’all have covered all my expectations, except for the porte cochère. (I will have spent time doing my hair!)

Is this a Beauty Pageant trick question? I would look like George Clooney c.1986, in Santa Monica, and I’d be having sex with George Clooney c.2018. All it takes, then, is for Brad Pitt to tell Clooney to go fuck himself, which probably happens often enough for me to wind up happy!

NYC should have a number of tempting treats to enjoy. Try the advanced search using the quantifiables - location, age, height, etc to filter plus #booty, #bottom, and any others you think might help.

Joy has its own appeal, even when not presented in a package with abs.

Betty’s the last remaining of this brilliant cast. RIP, Mr. Grant…