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Bendy-flexy is classic - it never goes out fashion, season to season, year to year. A guy who likes to show off by bending in half ALWAYS grabs my attention!!

It is a bit like the woman going on and on to her friends about a restaurant she didn’t like - “the chef needs to learn how to cook, I mean really, it tasted not just bland, but awful. I’ll never go again - the food is absolute poison!! And the portions are so small...”

PRETTY WOMAN

COUNTESS DeLAVE: “I bet you married YOURS for character, didn’t you, dear... and where did it get you? On the train to Reno!!”

I won’t insult you by saying “no, but you were the first...” But your cred providing both is well-known Rod ?

I think you might benefit from a little volunteer time. A local food bank, gay and lesbian center, senior center. Find one. Go there. Then turn off your phone. Spend some time to do simple things as you think about others. Your help will be welcomed and you might even make a new friend or two, ones who don’t want to use you for anything other than reaching something on a top shelf. See you back here in two weeks!

I believe in general the Toto models run more $. I love my USpa and can’t think of additional features I would want. Maybe a footman to bring tea, but that comes with even more safety issues and shipping delays.

https://www.amazon.com/BioBidet-USPA-Adjustable-Wireless-Elongated/dp/B007HIKR7O Increase your psyllium intake and get one of these. Less need for enemas.. unless you have a guest coming who requires extra room.

There are more than a few pro’s out there who do massage. It’s often limited to 60m, and it may not be fully interactive, but it’s a smart way of auditioning - you get a general sense of how you click, see most, if not all, of the Body in person. Feel for any talent in the touch. See the space. If he ticks enough boxes, tip VERY generously and promise to call again next week. Then do it, asking for escort time. You’ll both have more confidence, which may result in a better session. Just one idea from the peanut gallery...

50’s as in middle age, or as in the decade in “Happy Days”? Everyone’s equally exposed to mischief online if they have any device. If you are spotted on CCTV, it’s no big deal. In a bank, passing a store, crossing through the park - all easy to explain should images require your attention as a potential witness to criminal activity. Inside a specifically M4M space, ID on file, the questions asked might be a bit...difficult... Can I get you some tea, Pet? (That’s it! I’m taking a break from VERA...)

Fruit if with company. On my own, its peanut butter and dark chocolate. I will always lie about the quantity

In their heyday the anonymity of “the tubs” was the draw. They would be uninsurable without CCTV now, I bet There’s no hiding anywhere these days, so why not go out in a Blaze of Chlorine?

You have the right to refuse any client’s request to meet, for any reason or no reason. Whether they do/don’t give a duck about you as a person, or do/don’t take you seriously is part of the personal button-pushing I mentioned above - they sound more like the sort of complaint one hears from friends about a spouse or boyfriend. (“If he/she doesn’t quit it with the games, and start treating me like he/she cares about me and us, then... I’m going to break it off...”) If someone flakes, move on. Or fly me to your city and I’ll do my best to make you feel cared about. (I might even be persuaded to split the cost of a decent hotel room ?)

Jarrod, I have seen your advertising and you are an unbelievably sexy man. Shame on me, I never get back to the Heartland, because I would never flake on you after setting up. But from your posts here, there seems to be a lot about the business that pushes buttons for you in a personal way. The transaction is for the exchange of a pre-determined degree of personal intimacy for the agreed-upon duration. It’s a transaction, nevertheless. Some transactions go well, some don’t. They do not have the power to diminish any of your attractive traits, unless you grant it.

Naturally smooth, or any sort of hairy. Not a fan of fully shaved body. (Unless he’s a serial killer who understands body hair means even more DNA to be left at the scene, and I have respect for planners)

He appears to be very bendy. Bendy can be very appealing... Rate seems realistic.

I guess it would be only for comparison of a brief hot thing that gets then displaced from the collective consciousness by a new hotter thing. So it’s obvious they should be named after gay porn stars.

Stick with the Barbara Woodhouse method. “Cock-Eeeees!” ?

LA real estate is spendy. Not everywhere - Just in the neighborhoods that have paved roads, sewers, water and power.

“The Softer Side of Queers” could be shot in more departments... ?

Hollywood as a neighborhood has changed indeed. It was always meant to tease your appetites for the inappropriate in order to separate you from your money. It’s just that now, it does it in broad daylight and with Apple Pay.

Seconding those who wait til October. My doc says that later production allows for tweaks based on early flu detections, and variations in the virus that can be factored in before final sealing and delivery. These smaller adapted batches tend to be available only through Dr offices, as opposed to all the wholesale and retail operations that need to be stocked in September and still protect against most known flu bugs.

No, You are a slut because of those awful white patent leather boots you shouldn’t be wearing again til next May • No, that just makes you an accountant. - No, unless you can’t recall a single one. By name. • No, but it may qualify you for some stimulus funding for upkeep of a well-loved National Treasure ?

On Urban Dictionary it has lots of different meanings, several which imply disgust or distaste. Context and who’s speaking are important to getting it in the moment. Oh, yeah, and lots of references to poop. You should ask the provider about his relationship with feces during sex. If he’s way into it, even with complete and thorough hygiene before your meet-up he may have been exposed to some bugs you don’t want. If this much info makes you wary and you move on, so be it. Is he hot enough so you find you’re still re-reading his profile? Call him and ask.