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I recall reading something long ago about CA restrictions resulting from where the entertainment license overlaps the liquor license. Nob Hill (RIP ?) in SF never served liquor. Also there are local ordinances that specify which articles of clothing (e.g. socks no, jocks yes) prevent ‘total nudity’ In a basic thong women are considered “not nude”. You as a patron can still get quite an eyeful depending on their talent! I guess that translates into longer patron time, higher tips, booze revenue, etc. It’s not the same with the male anatomy, as we see unclothed men and their randomly-filled pouches all over the various media in our daily lives. We (I?) get turned on (and may be willing to spend) by being allowed a real chance to distinguish the meat from the potatoes, and to watch how they move in real time, and appreciate the extra exhibitionism it all takes! I have seen videos of women only clubs where there’s lots of big bare wiener and (vigorous!!) simulated sex with patrons on stage. Likely in a region which would close, or torch, an identical establishment with a male audience. Just sayin... Ah, Gaiety, would that ye franchised in TinselTown back in the day

Love this post! Do your toys have eyes to roll or social media accounts? If no, then etiquette won’t apply, only the “squick factor” As in... Do you have any tolerance for shit? Only yours? Not even yours? If it turns up at some point will it prevent ‘gratification’? IMHO I never find the process of cleaning out for solo time “not worth the effort” - It usually makes play time easier, at the least... Sometimes I learn something about my diet, something about relaxing, or even something about the wisdom of those fucking Charmin Bears...

I used a coupon to buy yarn and crochet needles at Michael’s craft store and got two free months of BritBox and a bedazzled enema bag!

Suppose an asymptotic provider or client did reveal a positive result from a recent c-19 test. Or that the family of a favorite client was getting ill...Does one do this before or after the encounter? How long after? Would this info halt the proceedings then and there? or bring odds of repeat encounter to zero? Would really like to hear views on these realities about everyone viewing their personal risk. For me this echoes HIV in terms of the mass simultaneous learning curve about the virus itself, its symptoms, and the behavioral role in its transmission, except now it’s all in fast forward... as is life... Until we know more, maybe it’s every man for himself. Assume everyone inside the 6’ radius has the potential to pass it on? Except for that one hot hairy daddy with those eyes and a perfect rugger ass... Risk/Benefit Pease stay well

I stay in because I can- no work available in my field, have bene’s in my favor right now, a nice home w outdoor space, and plenty food/booze to sustain for a while. I will check into a couple of my fave pre-plague providers once the infection rate goes down. In a way it was easier to gauge with HIV - no fluids = no problem, and that allowed for lots of close contact. Not the case here. (Risk/reward) Stay well y’all

It won’t be for quite a while, but I would be happy to sit at a safe distance (masked even) to watch someone who knows how to put on a great show. Lots of my usual parameters would be dropped in favor of youth, physical beauty, a sense of rhythm (loves me a good dancing ecdysiast) with a cocky exhibitionistic streak. Wow - might be a chance to hire my first pushy bottom!!

So many great YouTube vids. Buy a clipper set made for dogs - exactly the same product with guards even for about 2/3 price, add your own edger (peanut for me) and combs from dollar store or CVS. Any mishap that does not involve blood is OK to wear on zoom as a badge of sacrifice to the greater good. Most everyone will relate. Hair grows back, apparently. A great time to experiment, I say.

Try these - comfortable to wear for long periods. Different sizes https://www.supplenips.com/faq.html They are silicone I think. Whatever lubricant you use apply it both to the inside of the sucker as well as the skin around the nipple and larger surface area around it. Makes it easier to get the seal you’re looking for. Local gay sex shops used to carry them but not so much now And these are cheaper - I guess these are intended for nursing mother use.

“I have no tolerance for name droppers, as I was just saying to my dear friend Queen Elizabeth”

Google : fake + cumshot + catheter I saw a solo video of a guy with a huge dick whose orgasm was incredible - long, copious and forceful. But the eruptions did not match the tension and release in his dick or body, it appeared like he was forcing it out, as in taking a piss, rather than the clenching that brings ejaculation. His angle shifted - no tube or device and it was definitely coming OUT of him, just in a way that didn’t seem real. The ultimate FX for cumshots if you also enjoy urethral play, I guess...

Giving you a hard time????? You are/were his client The only HARD time he gets to give you is during the ‘two consenting adult’ bits. Don’t waste karma outing him. More and more clients will reject his advancers anyway. If he applies the same pushyness to urging people to vote, he can redeem himself maybe

Fair enough. But I bet there’s not a man here who hasn’t at some point (even alone) said aloud something naughty/silly/filthy while manipulating his dickhead as a puppet to make it “talk”. You’re just parting the lips and massaging the gums.? or if you’re persistent you can make his teeth chatter just before he pukes...?

To those who are curious but scared and/or lazy with preparation: Get your charged OralB from the bathroom Put it in a finger of a disposable glove - nitrile, vinyl -not latex if allergic- and secure with rubber band at joining point of handle and also getting rest of glove out of the way. Set aside. Grab your favorite lube for jacking (you already know your skin is ok with it) and use that to get good and hard maybe with a cockring if that suits you. Edge for a bit. When ready, Support your dick with one hand at base, use other to hold the tip of protected toothbrush on lower setting, perpendicular to length of the shaft, and hold the back of the brush just against your slit so it’s the only stimulation. (If you’ve got a big one that hovers around 80% hard try standing so it has gravity working as stabilization.) Start with hardly any pressure. As your piss slit gets tickled, add pressure so the back of the brush “parts” your slit, and makes contact with the urethra. Don’t forget your frenulum, It does work best if you keep the other hand away from the head. You’re not going in, just loading the nerves there with lots of sensation. Adjust lube, position, angle, pressure and speed, and keep it there for as long you can. It’s a great way to come. Pee a lot after. Keep glove on the brush until you can undo the bands, dispose of the glove and dip your brush in alcohol (vodka works great) and clean handle with antibacterial wipe. No pain, nor risk of infection, at the least it’s a new sensation, at best it could become something to try again, solo or with a buddy and it could explain ...why...someone might want more. Cheers

/////. Beware the Ides of March. \\\\\ Big cities no bars open, restaurants cut to takeaway and delivery. Yikes We cannot play games here, mates I am seeing reports that are scary and tracing contacts etc etc I will likely take what I might spend on drinking/dining/hiring, and grab a Trader Joe’s gift card or two for regular or semiregular provider. I’ll mail it with a no strings note. Online gift could also work It’s expensive to live in LA and if we all do a little something they’re more likely to remain available. This offer is null and void if they own more houses than I do ? Seriously we need to isolate our corporal beings as much as possible. I am in a high risk group. My heart goes out to all the people who may be stuck at a home that’s difficult to endure

My first experience with MnM was a John Kenley summer stock prodn the summer after its B’way run. Karen Morrow as Mabel and Tommy Tune in a reworked character that was given Tap your Troubles. Loved! I Remember even at age I9 feeling the book was at odds with the music. Jerry was the eternal optimist and sometimes the inherent shimmer and color in his music simply can’t contribute the right emotional wallop. Still love the OBC album as well as the recorded London revival w OConnor and McGillen each for its own merits. The score is the star - I’d almost prefer a show that keeps the tunes to a totally different story

I’m an infrequent client, and not a regular for any one provider...variety, spice, etc... I tend to let the generosity of my tip reflect the generosity of the provider whether body mind or heart. I’m not an ogre, but time has relegated my hotness to the rear view mirror. So, if the hire has lived up to ad AND makes me feel like I turned him on, he’s getting at least 15%. It goes up for excellent hosting, a safe space, an eye not obsessed with phone or clock, and for special skills (which can be interpreted in as many ways as there are providers...) Most I ever tipped was 120% - his massage and other skills were superb, set-up and service like a spa, and his rate sorta too low, I thought, for what he did to exceed my expectations. Good communication before and during, a good sense of humor, and great eye contact. I would never tip that much in a barber/salon, or a restaurant or driver. It always makes you more welcome when you return, sure. As I thank him, I try to point out why I’m being generous, so he knows how the extras improve the experience. Even if it’s a one-off, we both part better off than before.

Perhaps his moniker might serve as a heads up

I have seen him in public in the last several years (concert hall/theatre lobbies - he’s a big supporter of the arts) and even last year or so his body is still very worked out and he looked handsome and healthy. Really good-looking men his age are rare among providers, so if you are squicked out by his numerical age you simply choose from the huge number of others in his area who have less milage. I have friends who have met him socially and described him as friendly and smart, for what that’s worth

Here’s a sample of his onscreen persona from a few years ago http://www.gaybubble.com/watch/video/NDE1MDJr/TimTales-video Under the same name, he’s done some work for Club Inferno and Fisting Central that demonstrates his ...um...”internal” massage skills.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the name change between sites is less about dodging bad reviews and more about a way to prescreen the client. You call/text to David it tells him about your expectations of your meeting based on massage, if you call/text Nick he’ll know right away your expectation of the meeting is “more than massage” In the old Frontiers ads “Ask for ________”

ChadC: when I first started exploring toys I started small, and size is relative. The increase in size up to “decorative” was over years. Your sphincter is made to be elastic, and the default setting is ‘closed’. I think if I were keeping a huge plug inside for hours at a time it might result in a looseness that will take longer to go back to default - no cream will change the muscles and nerves in play there, just time. For me, getting into max stretch or depth play often leads to anal orgasm(s) in matter of minutes (it’s more intense than regular prostate stimulation - so usually I take a breather and then resume especially if I still want penile ejaculation, which by that point is literally anti-climactic. So I return to default closure within 30-40 min after play I think. I don’t push out for prolapse which is rarely for the owner of the hole anyway but more for tops (or cams) watching...

I have most of the items discussed here in one form or another I find vac pump useful only for photos, as a fluffer of sorts... E-stim can be manageable if you get it all right for your body - I started by using a prescribed post-surgical healing aid (sticky pads only) and bought attachments and adapters, then upgraded to Eros-tek box which was way better sensation Best for me is bipolar buttplug with vertical contacts- it fucks you all by itself. Pads or rings along with an e-sound can also be great. That said, it’s not a regular part of play for me. I do love my extreme insertables - my collection is large (XL...) and diverse in size, shape and material. I have brought some with me when hiring - sometimes they remain in the backpack, other times they get a better workout than I can do solo. God bless SquarePeg and Mr Hankey... along with the men who can drive me mad with them!

U-Spa bidet toilet seat = life changing for anyone who likes any sort of rear action. I can wash and rinse all my bizness (one can mount it reverse cowgirl for dickwash) if I’ve already showered, but... Even knowing I’m sparkling clean, I would neither expect nor ask a masseur for that. I have had it happen organically during a full service session, as a reciprocal offering. Props to those whose puckered charms are irresistible!

Better than average skills w bodywork. Really nice setup and service, limits massage to 60m. Look for threads in Deli section to get a bit more info on interaction. Higher rate services here: https://rent.men/Parkermatson Worth. It.

Whether paying for a high-end star or newbie, it’s the definition of investing locally. Do they need the money more than I do at the moment that I’m hungry for ... a snack? Probably.