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Not so long ago, I could copy the provider’s page url and paste it into the search bar in the related forum or thread. No good now. Search by name still has the too few letters thing. Using iPhone safari. Do I need to edit the link somehow before pasting here? Thx

Your first shouldn’t break the bank - don’t INVEST in toy play until you know you like it (which could be 10 min after you unwrap the toy) Water based lubes work with all materials - use plenty of it. Avoid toys that are made of TPR - a hybrid rubber silicone known for realistic feel. (Some brands call this silicone - unless it says 100% platinum cure silicone, that’s not true, and many guys find the TPR material irritating to sensitive tissues.) That leaves rubber, vinyl and silicone. In order of price range. Do you want a realistic dick or something that is function-designed to hit certain areas? Or stretch you a bit beyond the cocks of partners you’ve had? Before shopping have a numerical value on mind for insertable length and girth (circumference) As a reference, Average Penis size of guy considered “hung” will closely resemble 7”L x 5.5“C. Adjust those values based on interest in more or less. Ignore any product description of width. It’s irrelevant That said, I’m a convert to silicone only for me. We may be in lockdown for a while (or again). Start here: https://www.mrhankeystoys.com/online-store/XTRA-SMALL-DILDO-SERIES-VARIOUS-SIZES-p131113034 To answer directly your Q’s My favorite (gets most use) is Mr Hanky’s Lampwick Lg. My usual session starter is Mr Hankey’s Topher Michaels M My largest is Mr Hankey’s ElRey XL Search around from above link. Mr S Leather also a good selection of the line, and carry other great brands in silicone, vinyl and latex rubber. Lube up, start small, and prepare to have the most fun you can have alone! (When new hobbies come up over cocktails on Zoom, just say “quilting”.)

When it’s seamlessly worked into a sensual massage, prostate stimulation can be magic!! Your hygiene is essential for this, plan accordingly. In whatever locale you want this to happen, do cross-platform research. Start with masseurs, find some you like who do sensual and erotic massage. Check on escort sites to see if they also advertise on one of those. Between Daddy and the reviews on each site, along the 411’s here, you might rule out one or two. If a sensual/erotic masseur has good reviews, AND is available for more directly sexual services, he‘s the (first) one to ask. Tell him what you’re looking for and what you’re not. If he doesn’t get it, thank him and move on to the next. Odds are you’ll find the right table to be on sooner than you think. Keep in mind there may be providers who are not available for their usual services right now. A post-hunkering search might be required... If the only thing that has ever been up your bum is a doctor’s finger, get a small dildo and acquaint yourself with sensations that it brings - perfect instructional new hobby while in self isolation. Even if it’s not the hobby you’ll chat about on zoom with Mother...but then, I don’t know your mother. Good luck!

It was probably easier to enjoy this if you have no knowledge or connection whatsoever to the pictures, the stars, the fashions and the real life issues at stake during the 1940’s. A documentary it wasn’t. Murphy always gets good performances out of people, and knows good eye candy. Especially fun to watch Jim Parsons play someone so toxic. p.s. Not enough hats used on the ladies. I recall that I never went to luncheons without one...?

It was probably easier to enjoy this if you have no knowledge or connection whatsoever to the pictures, the stars, the fashions and the real life issues at stake during the 1940’s. A documentary it wasn’t. Murphy always gets good performances out of people, and knows good eye candy. Especially fun to watch Jim Parsons play someone so toxic. p.s. Not enough hats used on the ladies. I recall that I never went to luncheons without one...?

Aw, gee whiz, Wally... a guy can’t catch a break! I was hoping maybe Aug-Sept, but the latest news on the mighty-morphin -power- virus pushes that further away for me now.

Short documentary series ABSTRACT: The Art of Design. Fascinating look at well designed projects and artworks around the world and the people who create them.

Per the OP, it was info FROM DudeWipes PR shop that raised the question about showering. Very effective, don’t you think?

Per the OP, it was info FROM DudeWipes PR shop that raised the question about showering. Very effective, don’t you think?

Wklukas has it right - U-spa is one brand of toilet seat bidet. It’s brilliant. Dude Wipes are much easier to carry, tho? Love that single wipe pkg over cottonelle travel pack. They need a new slogan - Stay clean whether coming or going.

I love DudeWipes when not home with my U-Spa Perhaps the DUDES were hoping LOTS of guys of every age who ejaculate into clothing or sheets (dreaming or awake) might feel that showering is too much effort and that grabbing a soothing wipe to collect what will later be crusty and uncomfortable would be soooo easy... DudeWipes: not just for brown stuff! I think I had one wet dream as a kid but once I figured out wanking, wipes would have been so much better than socks!

Anyone recall LA’s Century Theatre near Normandie on Hollywood Blvd? That was where the 1st runs of 70’s-80’s gay porn played, before we had VCRs at home! Extremely cruisy and as it was a full sized auditorium there were enough dark spots to engage. I always sat in back at first, to let my eyes adjust to the dark. I would enjoy the novelty of seeing these images, but more intriguing was the shadow puppet show between me and the screen as guys cruised and pursued one another. They’d either stay seated together or one got up to move- sometimes to get away, sometimes to take it to the dark. There was a thumping whenever the seat lifted up, and if it was busy it became a kind of rhythmic music of its own for this absurd ballet. After getting an idea of who was checking me, I would join in. But only rarely did I go beyond a pinch and a nibble - too shy, and there was an usher with flashlight that would occasionally patrol up and down the aisles, jingling some keys as if to warn. A thrilling and seedy-ish way to be educated about sex, all in all

Sounds really hot, but not as safe as if you were to blow each other... ...kisses from across the room. ?? Comes back to Risk/benefit ! ! And don’t forget to factor risk to family or roommates you live with, if they assume you are abiding by guidelines. Please stay well!

Adam/Max has always ticked all the boxes for me in his profile but I was never sure of his where and when’s. One phone call clarified how he’s simply abusing the system he’s paying for. I’m cool with the multi-locale thing, even with a different name for each. But not when they come up as ‘AVAILABLE NOW’ In each locale. Surely a little bit of code would fix it. Even if just for members. Providers can’t be held to forensic standards of accuracy in how their photos and words portray them. But the single location of the single human being who is the provider is simply a data point. Why couldn’t providers be required to have to ping the app from a location within X, (max time or milage) from a locale they offer “NOW” or the green light doesn’t go on... C’mon, RentMen. You can do it.

I recall reading something long ago about CA restrictions resulting from where the entertainment license overlaps the liquor license. Nob Hill (RIP ?) in SF never served liquor. Also there are local ordinances that specify which articles of clothing (e.g. socks no, jocks yes) prevent ‘total nudity’ In a basic thong women are considered “not nude”. You as a patron can still get quite an eyeful depending on their talent! I guess that translates into longer patron time, higher tips, booze revenue, etc. It’s not the same with the male anatomy, as we see unclothed men and their randomly-filled pouches all over the various media in our daily lives. We (I?) get turned on (and may be willing to spend) by being allowed a real chance to distinguish the meat from the potatoes, and to watch how they move in real time, and appreciate the extra exhibitionism it all takes! I have seen videos of women only clubs where there’s lots of big bare wiener and (vigorous!!) simulated sex with patrons on stage. Likely in a region which would close, or torch, an identical establishment with a male audience. Just sayin... Ah, Gaiety, would that ye franchised in TinselTown back in the day

Love this post! Do your toys have eyes to roll or social media accounts? If no, then etiquette won’t apply, only the “squick factor” As in... Do you have any tolerance for shit? Only yours? Not even yours? If it turns up at some point will it prevent ‘gratification’? IMHO I never find the process of cleaning out for solo time “not worth the effort” - It usually makes play time easier, at the least... Sometimes I learn something about my diet, something about relaxing, or even something about the wisdom of those fucking Charmin Bears...

I used a coupon to buy yarn and crochet needles at Michael’s craft store and got two free months of BritBox and a bedazzled enema bag!

Suppose an asymptotic provider or client did reveal a positive result from a recent c-19 test. Or that the family of a favorite client was getting ill...Does one do this before or after the encounter? How long after? Would this info halt the proceedings then and there? or bring odds of repeat encounter to zero? Would really like to hear views on these realities about everyone viewing their personal risk. For me this echoes HIV in terms of the mass simultaneous learning curve about the virus itself, its symptoms, and the behavioral role in its transmission, except now it’s all in fast forward... as is life... Until we know more, maybe it’s every man for himself. Assume everyone inside the 6’ radius has the potential to pass it on? Except for that one hot hairy daddy with those eyes and a perfect rugger ass... Risk/Benefit Pease stay well

I stay in because I can- no work available in my field, have bene’s in my favor right now, a nice home w outdoor space, and plenty food/booze to sustain for a while. I will check into a couple of my fave pre-plague providers once the infection rate goes down. In a way it was easier to gauge with HIV - no fluids = no problem, and that allowed for lots of close contact. Not the case here. (Risk/reward) Stay well y’all

It won’t be for quite a while, but I would be happy to sit at a safe distance (masked even) to watch someone who knows how to put on a great show. Lots of my usual parameters would be dropped in favor of youth, physical beauty, a sense of rhythm (loves me a good dancing ecdysiast) with a cocky exhibitionistic streak. Wow - might be a chance to hire my first pushy bottom!!

So many great YouTube vids. Buy a clipper set made for dogs - exactly the same product with guards even for about 2/3 price, add your own edger (peanut for me) and combs from dollar store or CVS. Any mishap that does not involve blood is OK to wear on zoom as a badge of sacrifice to the greater good. Most everyone will relate. Hair grows back, apparently. A great time to experiment, I say.

Try these - comfortable to wear for long periods. Different sizes https://www.supplenips.com/faq.html They are silicone I think. Whatever lubricant you use apply it both to the inside of the sucker as well as the skin around the nipple and larger surface area around it. Makes it easier to get the seal you’re looking for. Local gay sex shops used to carry them but not so much now And these are cheaper - I guess these are intended for nursing mother use.

“I have no tolerance for name droppers, as I was just saying to my dear friend Queen Elizabeth”

Google : fake + cumshot + catheter I saw a solo video of a guy with a huge dick whose orgasm was incredible - long, copious and forceful. But the eruptions did not match the tension and release in his dick or body, it appeared like he was forcing it out, as in taking a piss, rather than the clenching that brings ejaculation. His angle shifted - no tube or device and it was definitely coming OUT of him, just in a way that didn’t seem real. The ultimate FX for cumshots if you also enjoy urethral play, I guess...